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owlhawk911

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it's 2019 my dudes


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owlhawk911

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oh but seriously I posted:

but... for how long?

reckon bout 37 posts or so


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owlhawk911

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My favourite planet is planet fitness. There's nothing in this world I enjoy more than crushing a pre-workout protein blast muscleshake before I rep my sets. Earth may be the planet of my birth, but planet fitness is the one I call home. Their primitive ways recall a simpler time, when things made sense. Some things are heavier than others, but lifting them is also more rewarding. There's still competition and a certain hierarchy, but it's easy to know where you stand and there's a clear, simple path towards improving your situation: a tight toned bod grants you love and respect, and you can always tighten and tone your bod by pumping more reps


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owlhawk911

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I think that's a p interesting idea and I'd like to read w/e you crank out on it. :justpost: and see what happens man

e: lol SNYPE

owlhawk911 fucked around with this message at 03:08 on Nov 23, 2019


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owlhawk911

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BoldFrankensteinMir posted:

Tablecloths are systemic sexism yo. Table legs are not sex objects! They're... regular objects.

Also, for anybody following this morning's drama, Lowtax is OK and he's hoping to get home tomorrow and he'll post about it all. I have no other details except that he appreciates people's support. Poor guys sounds, understandably, stretched really thin, so keep a good thought for him and his family.

People are bein jerks about it everywhere else, maybe we should like make a card or something

"sorry your daughter's been kidnapped"
:(

"get well soon!"
:glomp:


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owlhawk911

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hamjobs posted:

Boyfriend just pulled a double reverse gift of the magi and bought a bunch of audio nerd equipment I ordered him for Christmas. I gotta figure out what sort of nerdlord audio bullshit I can get him now, sigh.

5000 glorious feet cable maybe

I don't know what specific class of nerdlord your man is, but this is a super nerdy audio thing I would like:
http://lividinstruments.com/products/builder/

Got to have at least a few points in tinkerer but basically it's a thing to turn w/e you want into a midi controller. I saw a youtube thing where a dude made like a light controlled theremin with the sensors out of nightlights and that is extremely my poo poo


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owlhawk911

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MikeStmria posted:

question. After how many page snipes do I get considered a pro poster?

do they count if I do them on accident?

i believe emptyquotes/probes would be better performance metrics for you to pursue

someone using an av or gangtag or w/e you made is even better

but yes, they actually count *double* if it's an accident as it shows your commitment to :justpost:


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owlhawk911

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guten morgen, happy thanksgiving, i like snow too, and unfortunately there is not yet an acceptable wireless display solution

bam


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owlhawk911

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alnilam posted:

My 11mo baby loved her first pumpkin pie so much that she clapped and smiled after every bite :3: that's my girl

That's the good stuff. That's what it's all about

I kinda miss my family, but I'll get to see everyone for christmas :)

e: aw geez to make this a happier snipe here's a pie eating baby as portrayed by abc news


fake e: there's a little song that plays aww

owlhawk911 fucked around with this message at 02:52 on Nov 29, 2019


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owlhawk911

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that is a greedier baby than the happy one i imagined before but i liked the picture

i went back and read the article and

quote:

Aryana’s mom, Krysta Donahue, said the normal cake-smash photo shoots are “really cute but kind of overdone,” so she wanted to up the ante for her daughter’s festive photos
this was a powerful sentence. yikes


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owlhawk911

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don't think, :justpost:


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owlhawk911

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pretty good, pretty good. gonna do some crimes, same as every day


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owlhawk911

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i'm eating a salmon i smoked earlier. it's good for you and it don't cost nothin. smoked salmon and rice, all day every day, until the sun comes back.

i miss the sun


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owlhawk911

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post your crimes, cowards. i have never paid car insurance or taxes. in summer i live on national forest land and in winter i live in a tourist shop that's closed for the season. i harvest fish without a permit. none of my guns are registered. i use a fake name when i have to go to the hospital. i enter and exit the country without reporting to border control. i pirated ableton and if krita wasn't so simple i'd pirate photoshop too. when i have a decision to make i think "hmm, is this legal?" and if it is, i don't do it. i stole the laptop i'm posting on and i'm on someone else's wifi RIGHT NOW

the real crime is capitalism.


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owlhawk911

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Stoner Sloth posted:

w;oah - excellent criming work my dude!

thanks friend, i try. get ready for this- every time i watch a movie, i exhibit it without prior authorization of the copyright holder and am more than happy to reproduce and distribute it for anyone who asks


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owlhawk911

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SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Dave Mustaine loves rules. He actually enforces a dress code for Megadeth. A fac that cracks me up.

"i said BLACK t-shirts, idiot. go loving change"


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owlhawk911

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Goons Are Great posted:

I, again, want to encourage every yobber to take a brave step into the wilderness that is the gray forums and check out stuff you might like. They're not all bad! Just some.

Stay safe.

that is a brave step indeed and not for everyone. the grey forums are as their name implies cold, soulless places in desperate need of chill. irony poisoning has hardened their hearts, and often their initial reaction to a genuine post full of love and fellowship will be mockery and derision.

not to say it isn't a worthwhile pursuit just don't forget to come home once in a while, we love you and will always be here. and remember that quote about abyss gazing. and just stay away from coupons and deals/qcs. just... just don't even acknowledge they exist. i'm sorry i brought them up.

anyways posting with those lost souls is great karma but if more than half of your posts are in grey forums maybe come back, say hi, let everyone know how your pets and crimes and snacks are doing. cause that way lies being mad about videogames or some other poo poo that doesn't matter

beautify your own backyard


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owlhawk911

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Fleetwood Crack posted:

If you like french press coffee, you should also try out egg coffee some time. You can even do both at the same time.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.eater.com/platform/amp/coffee-tea/2016/11/29/13769856/egg-coffee-scandinavian

man i don't even like coffee but i love One Weird Tricks and vaguely science-y food prep. awaiting the trip report with bated breath


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owlhawk911

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some toppings are good cold dude

like fresh tomato slices. you make the pizza like normal and then put em on top

you don't mean like, the cheese and sauce and everything is cold do you? cause that's hosed up


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owlhawk911

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Edminster posted:

this is a felony but like the bad kind where the world is worse for it


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owlhawk911

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the juxtaposition of super upbeat canned jazz and closeup shots of sick Pizza Violations is outright surreal


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owlhawk911

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alnilam posted:

In other news, it's funny how in space opera type shows (trek, wars, farscape, etc) the planets always seem to consist of just one city or settlement. Or they have a theme, like the vacation planet, or the commerce planet.

I guess it's what you get when you have writers used to stories involving the commerce city, the tourism city, etc, and now you're traveling through space so what's the appropriate replacement for city? But it's just funny to me to imagine entire planets as simple monolithic entities. A whole planet for vacationing, a whole planet that's nothing but an enormous trade hub

i'm a background character on the weed planet. you see me ripping a bong in an establishing shot that shows the protagonists have in face landed on the weed planet and it's chill as hell. i don't even cough


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owlhawk911

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Barking Gecko posted:

Yes, it is.
Today is my birthday.
I'm officially old. :corsair:

you did it! congratulations


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owlhawk911

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Edminster posted:




i planted them super late in the year so oly three flowers came up (out of i think 8 bulbs?) but hopefully next autumn will have a larger yield

i really like the second picture do you have a bigger one?


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owlhawk911

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Luvcow posted:

speak quietly and carry a big stick

YELL CONSTANTLY AND SUCK A BIG DICK


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owlhawk911

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Putty posted:

Hello Bob I'm not doing well today but i hope everyone else is

i'm doing super, way better than usual, and i'd like to know how i can help you do the same. what's up bud?


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owlhawk911

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Putty posted:

I had to face some demons from the past head-on. The ramifications to follow may be good or bad depending on how that went. Don't want to go into details because it's a legal thing.

that tells me at least you've had an interesting past, and you said the ramifications could be good so that's cool right? at least that demon won't be hanging out behind you anymore, no one wants that. posting my crimes always makes me feel better, it's ok if you don't want to and that's probably smart but we're here to listen if you change your mind. good luck!

e: new page huh? this is how i imagine your crimes

owlhawk911 fucked around with this message at 00:27 on Dec 7, 2019


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owlhawk911

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seeing a lot of hate speech against our counterparts in fyad and i'd just like to say i don't think it's very chill. do i want to post there? no. but the dichotomy of yob and yad defines every post on these dead gay forums. they are the bright endpoints on the spectrum of posting, and all else is but the paler shades in between. thc dependency and irony poisoning are both occupational hazards of being a cool and good poster

you want to see something sick? you want to see a really, truly, hosed up forum? well feast your eyes, baby. it's https://forums.somethingawful.com/forumdisplay.php?forumid=85 one guy posts all the threads. he's also the mod. every thread is about a coupon or deal. every. single. thread. i just went and looked to get that link and i'm shook, don't click it.

is that what you want? cause pink and blue are both colours and colours are life and those cold, grey forums out there need a little more of that if you ask me


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owlhawk911

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FluffieDuckie posted:

30 minutes before our guests showed up the kitchen sink backed up so we had to finish making dinner with no sink. then we had to figure out how to wash every dish we own without the kitchen sink or the dishwasher

finally mr duck opened the outlet on the exterior wall outside the kitchen and put a giant bucket under it and i washed dishes slowly and he'd yell to stop when the bucket got full so he could drag it to the bushes and dump it

so pretty much a clusterfuck, all things considered

you say clusterfuck, i say inspirational tale of ingenuity and teamwork. you did it, good job


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owlhawk911

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Dick Bastardly posted:

listening to the dead on acid for the first(?) time and..... well... it's so loving gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

i stole some of ur o's but
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grQ8f5oOcY4


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owlhawk911

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magic cactus posted:

counting posts in my head like a card counter at a casino so i know exactly when to snipe

i did this for pg 2019

i used math like some kind of post engineer. it was worth it

Goons Are Great posted:

I think most of byob is quite pro fyad and that's good because we should stand united against the gray menace and thank you psp for being so full of love

Everyone is a friend here

i think of them less as a menace and more as good posters having a tough time. they just need to learn to chill and we can teach them. teach them to make love, and share love (non-sexually)

i drink water slowly but steadily from a comically oversized vessel that requires two hands when full and i finish it every day. i drink liquor the same goddamn way, or i bet i would if i drank


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owlhawk911

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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

yes I do in fact guzzle my beverages, both hard and soft. sometimes I swill them, sometimes I quaff them, occasionally I even draaaank them, but I almost never sip them

i didn't know these industry terms when i was posting before, i believe "draaaank" best describes my Beverage Style


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owlhawk911

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i have an av you guys! i didn't even have to buy it i got it the real way, as a gift from the handsome and generous Pot Smoke Phoenix. it imbues my posts with powerful energy and i look forward to the day when i might reach down from these lofty heights and myself bestow an av on a poster in need. i totally could've just bought one but that isn't as chill imho. i feel welcomed and cared for in a way i have not since i left my mother's breast and am filled with love for my fellow man but especially you guys. happy holidays


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owlhawk911

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tbqh mine too but that's not the point. pretty sure it's the same rules as knights with swords and i can change it now that i've been given one. i like the bird a *lot*, maybe put him in front of something less strob-y?

you just now made me realize the misinterpretation that took place though. the 911 in my username is for when we got to as one poster said at the time "watch bush start a loving war" (classic ref) not "local emergency services are pursing me" (also very chill). this thought process made me realize just how custom my new av is and just how much energy, love, and respect was put into it. what a powerful exchange of the most precious gift there is. are there things i would change? sure. if you want it done "right", do it yourself. but that's not what it's all about. i didn't have anything *to* change, and now i do. i have a point of departure, a hearth to know myself by. it's exactly the same rules as knights with swords look it up. i read don quixote this summer

(i would center everything change the link text to "come chill with me, in byob" and put the owlhawk in front of the smoking twin towers)


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owlhawk911

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that ai dungeon crawl is pretty cool, but i broke it doing a skateboard trick within 3 mins


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owlhawk911

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there's no wrong time to post a cookie thread. my cookies are simple but effective, i may only have one recipe but i would gladly post it were there a place to do so (and learn more about cookies at the same time)


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owlhawk911

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Goons Are Great posted:

Hello I met a friend completely wasted on the train station a minute ago and he has no idea where he is or where he should go so I now have a drunk friend in my inventory AMA

>go east


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owlhawk911

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cda posted:

There are some talented and creative people who post here and it's cool this place exists

:yeah:

death sext posted:

new me, new brand just in time for the new year

lookin' good bby. really captures the joy and peace expressed by the minion joker's dance. i just got 8hrs sleep and i'm feeling like a king how y'all doin?


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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

419 (giving you a minute's warning to pack your bowl)

what a legend. 420


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owlhawk911

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TVsVeryOwn posted:

i'm not seeing a lot of options. like what am i gonna do, keep not smoking weed???!! how long can that last once i have money again? but if i start smoking weed again i'll just run out again because i'm not earning enough to make bulk orders any more

back in my day we used to grow weed. we still do, but we used to too. it was just a plant and you could do that, it was super chill. we would joke about what a good roommate mary jane was, quiet kind and never late on rent. you could try that, it might work in a retro sort of way. maybe there will be a usb powered "weed mini" available soon, preloaded with classic weed activities

Goons Are Great posted:

I actually managed to setup a cupboard today and only hurt myself a tiny bit, I feel so expert and DIY now, next up is setting up a desk, let's hope my hubris doesn't kill me

get a load of this captain of industry, crafting artisanal furniture with his bare hand tools, shaping the world to his desires. with great power comes great responsibility, the path you walk leads straight to bathroom remodelling. vaya con dios


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