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Kaiser Schnitzel

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Hi I lurk here sometimes so I think I have to post?


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I have no pets but I keep thinking about getting a dog again but i haven't yet and the only crimes that I (knowingly) committed today were against good taste and my body as I devoured too much fried chicken (separate crimes. fried chicken is in good taste because it tastes good)


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Hey banjo buddy! I hope your cat enjoys the dulcet tones of a 5 string for many days to come


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I had to work all day stroking, rubbing, and slicing some large wood and and it was very very hot and then I came home and baked a real pizza and drank a healthy ration of wine and listened to soem songs by this old dead dude named Handel and things are pretty great really


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alnilam posted:

woah george? you talkin bout mah boi george "freddy"?? i know him!! h*ck yeah
Heck yeah Georgie Freddy handeezy. They were singing about this dude JC aka the messiah but then they did a song about sheep and one about valleys and I didn’t know Jesus was welsh and I got a little lost


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I feel like His Majesty The King of Great Britain, France and Ireland, Defender of the Faith, Duke of Brunswick-Lüneburg, Archtreasurer and Prince-Elector of the Holy Roman Empire George I of England was pretty byob when he got the greatest composer of the age to write him some chill tunes to listen to on his boat while he was floating from palace to palace and he just called it ‘water music’


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No references to ‘she who must be obeyed’ or quotes from Wordsworth in that email so cannot have been written by a real barrister


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Jaded Burnout posted:

I really love the sound of grasshoppers in the garden in the summer at night. It relaxes me a lot.

imagining grasshoppers is slang for kids hopping around high on that devil weed and hearing different, less relaxing noises


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Hello.

Uk goons, do northern Irish people actually talk like Derry girls because this is the funniest accent based show since trailer park boys


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BoldFrankensteinMir posted:

John Prine is peak BYOB imho
Blow up your tv,
Throw away your paper,
Move to the country,
Build you a home
Post in byob
And try and find Jesus
On your own


I love that John prine’s idea of heaven is a vodka and ginger ale and a cigarette that’s nine miles long.

I’ve long had a theory that people that get John prine are good people that understand all you can do is laugh at the world so obviously that’s why everyone in byob is so nice


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Gentelgoons,

I am currently in the middle of a sausage emergency


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I am so glad I keep an emergency supply of frozen Tennessee Pride sausage patties in my freezer for situations such as this


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G’mungo, I am hungovo’


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It was those stupid craft beers that are like 7% booze that I think are just plain 4% beer and then all the sudden I was wooooooo!


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Jaded Burnout posted:

I like to call them.... yants
Cuz y’aint wearin’ pants


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hello, and chat,

i am dealing with the most painful infected splinter I have had in a lifetime of splinters thank you for thots and prayers during this difficult time


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I miss the old :awesome :


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hello good morning. I am going to explore the interior of this state if it isn't too hot today and possibly take pictures of some trees and flowers and maybe a rattlesnake.

alsdo a friendly encouragement to JB to stick to the plan


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this is a post-post post


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My best session ever was last week and of course the dumbo players went off and did something I did not expect and I completely winged it but it involved negotiations with fairies and god I love ‘pretending’ to be a wicked old word twisting fairy.


Unless you mean prepping for debate and discussion in which case may god have mercy upon you for I can have none.


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Barking Gecko posted:

:taco: Today is Taco Tuesday. :taco:

We now return you to your regularly scheduled chatting.
I had a gyro for lunch and that’s pretty much a Greek taco imo


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Goons Are Great posted:

Alright so what is byob's opinion regarding SNAILS??

Shelled Nasty and Ill Looking Slugs


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Goons Are Great posted:

Alright so what is byob's opinion regarding SNAILS??
My friends, I had not intended to discuss this controversial subject at this particular time. However, I want you to know that I do not shun controversy. On the contrary, I will take a stand on any issue at any time, regardless of how fraught with controversy it might be. You have asked me how I feel about snails. All right, here is how I feel about snails:

If when you say snails you mean the vile, vegetable destroying reptiles, the unpleasant crunch beneath our feet on a rainy sidewalk, the destructive and invasive plague upon our native wetlands, then certainly I am against them.

But, if when you say snails you mean the adorable and friendly creatures with shells that are works of natural art, the delicious little morsels so beloved in France, the helpful and necessary gastropods that clean our aquariums, then certainly I am for them.

This is my stand. I will not retreat from it. I will not compromise.


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go up


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Hello, welcome, and chat.

I am drinking some box wine (peanut noo-urrr) and about to eat some pizza and watch a murder mystery about a very handsome vicar.

I hope you think your evening is as excellent as I think mine is. It's the thinking that counts.


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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

It's Friday night and I'm hitting the sauce!
:same:


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What is your exciting illness of choice?


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I can personally recommend pseudoephedrine and any other methamphetamine precursors you can think of.

Also a hot steamy shower to blow all the snot out and then a nice soak in the tub, possibly while eating chicken soup


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Good morning.

My usual Sunday morning hangover is not as bad as normal!


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Jaded Burnout posted:

Ah see here's the rub, I don't like coffee so it would be an energy drink and energy drinks are a breach of The Plan

Have you considered tea? I heard that No True Briton dislikes tea

And good work sticking to the plan!


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Goons Are Great posted:

Now I have no idea what to do with this evening :smith:
:justpost:


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Hello, welcome & chat.

I’m drinkin some wine, it’s simply divine


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alnilam posted:

I drank wine last night too were youat my house??
Well, I think I was at my house, but memories are hazy. Maybe I went to your house? Or maybe you can to my house?


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G’mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer

:catdrugs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=861jN3mKE9Q&feature=share :catdrugs:


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Well I accidentally clicked the wrong button about 7 times and wound up in D&D and boy am I glad I found my way back to this happy place.

I also can tune my hums to most any machine, but I am a bad whistler which is unfortunate because I rather like to whistle.


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Happy to learn of the impending recovery of Rex, King of Rattes


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Another BYOB success story!


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Welcome, goooooooood morning, hello.

I am having a cup of tea which I am planning to make a regular morning habit.


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death sext posted:

Alright gang what are we doing with our Saturday evenings

Me I'm sitting on my.porch with some mead

Sitting on my porch reading these here forums with a beer and also reading food mags and gonna cook a steak and bake a tater here soon


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Smelling my 50’ away neighbor’s cigar smoke and trying to decide if I hate it or love it.


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