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Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.

he knows...


Payback for the fence grab

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Gramps
Dec 30, 2006



only four nut shots to lose a point. Seems fair.

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



They can't even cheat like a ufc light heavyweight champ

Agent Tough Juice
May 21, 2007

People! I'd like to say a couple words for you: If you have a dream in your life... go head! It's a possible! Go head! I can do that!


Three nut shots and I might consider maybe taking a point!

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 10, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick


Nap Ghost

This is like the Mitreone fight but with nutahots

Gay Horney
Feb 9, 2013


Is b league mma typically just dudes getting kneed in the balls?

Drew McIntyre
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you


Muldoon

he's just widening his chakra

vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing

Two bad boys fighting over a swim trunk sale at the mall

Agent Tough Juice
May 21, 2007

People! I'd like to say a couple words for you: If you have a dream in your life... go head! It's a possible! Go head! I can do that!


Sharzak posted:

Is b league mma typically just dudes getting kneed in the balls?

Best case scenario, yes.

Gramps
Dec 30, 2006



Kongo will be the longest reigning champion in MMA history if he goes to Bellator

Gay Horney
Feb 9, 2013


Jesus that was loving egregious.

acejackson42
Mar 27, 2005

You didn't say what I think you said...

Kongo is watching this and nodding sagely.

EDIT: not Sage-ly, though. Our Saviour would never, ever strike another man in the genitals.

Agent Tough Juice
May 21, 2007

People! I'd like to say a couple words for you: If you have a dream in your life... go head! It's a possible! Go head! I can do that!


Took a point! Yay!

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



Gramps posted:

Kongo will be the longest reigning champion in MMA history if he goes to Bellator

He's already there and was recently wrestlefucked by King Mo

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.

he knows...


That was a bad nut shot but I'm not sure about the ref waiting to see how much damage it did before taking a point. Seems like a system that could be games easily.

Gramps
Dec 30, 2006



Bluedeanie posted:

He's already there and was recently wrestlefucked by King Mo

Apparently he didn't realize he could allocate his dick kicks a bit more liberally

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed

An Emanuel Newton fight that sucks. I can't believe it.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

It's always Heath's fault.

Plaster Town Cop

That shot looked completely deliberate.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012

plz remember that it was ~ME~ who told you that everything you like is actually really not good, because I knew all along.


Bluedeanie posted:

He's already there and was recently wrestlefucked by King Mo

I remember that he's there because the heavyweight title that's been around 6 years and only ever defended twice was once defended against him. Shame he didn't pull off the upset

Agent Tough Juice
May 21, 2007

People! I'd like to say a couple words for you: If you have a dream in your life... go head! It's a possible! Go head! I can do that!


I hate this thing I'm watching right now

acejackson42
Mar 27, 2005

You didn't say what I think you said...

Sometimes B-MMA is crazy and entertaining.

Sometimes it's this.

Gramps
Dec 30, 2006



Agent Tough Juice posted:

I hate this thing I'm watching right now

Anything Antonio McKee is even tangentially involved with is boring and terrible and I hate it

Gay Horney
Feb 9, 2013


That was the most stereotypically terrible mma fight I've ever watched. I have hood rat friends watching their first mma event ever and they can't believe I like this poo poo.

Agent Tough Juice
May 21, 2007

People! I'd like to say a couple words for you: If you have a dream in your life... go head! It's a possible! Go head! I can do that!


Winner by swarm of dick kicks

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

It's always Heath's fault.

Plaster Town Cop

I'm starting to suspect this MMA I'm watching isn't very good.

acejackson42
Mar 27, 2005

You didn't say what I think you said...

How did this guy not have his ears shot off?

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

by Lowtax


Charles Gnarwin posted:

Keys to Victory:

Aggressive Grappling
Reach
People's Elbow

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



What a weird and bad idea

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

by Lowtax


The Troop sounds a lot like Matt Mitrione.

acejackson42
Mar 27, 2005

You didn't say what I think you said...

Dada Five Hundred now. Must be hard times in the Dada world.

Schenck v. U.S.
Sep 8, 2010


Sharzak posted:

That was the most stereotypically terrible mma fight I've ever watched. I have hood rat friends watching their first mma event ever and they can't believe I like this poo poo.

I'm excited by the idea of people getting sucked into watching this card because it has Kimbo vs DADA 5000, because the top of the card has a bunch of fights with the potential to drive people away from the sport forever. Including Kimbo vs. DADA 5000, come to think of it.

DannoMack
Aug 1, 2003

i love it when you call me big poppa


Dada got demoted

UnfurledSails
Sep 1, 2011

Popping brain cells


Maybe it's like defcon so he gets more powerful as the number goes down.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

by Lowtax


UnfurledSails posted:

Maybe it's like defcon so he gets more powerful as the number goes down.

Mos Defcon

Agent Tough Juice
May 21, 2007

People! I'd like to say a couple words for you: If you have a dream in your life... go head! It's a possible! Go head! I can do that!


fatherdog posted:

Mos Defcon

There are few rappers more unlike Dada 5000 than Mos Def.

acejackson42
Mar 27, 2005

You didn't say what I think you said...

You know it's Bellator when King Mo vs. Phil Davis is a 'historic match-up'.

UnfurledSails
Sep 1, 2011

Popping brain cells


Is this fake Joe Rogan?

electric funeral
Oct 16, 2004

ACCIO PANTIES
*swoosh flick*


Wait why is Rogan there. Does he not have an exclusive deal

Schenck v. U.S.
Sep 8, 2010


wow check out this off-brand shouting bald man they got, did they put out a casting call for "slightly less disheveled Joe Rogan"?

Also mad props to Mr. Wonderful for poo poo-talking the promotion

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Agent Tough Juice
May 21, 2007

People! I'd like to say a couple words for you: If you have a dream in your life... go head! It's a possible! Go head! I can do that!


That was a weird awkward exchange. Go King Mo I guess.

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