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Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010



BOOKER!!

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Auron
Jan 10, 2002
<img alt="" border="0" src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-auron.jpg"/><br/>Drunken Robot Rage



And that's why Bellator will always be garbage

Foul Fowl
Sep 12, 2008

Like a snail that melteth away into slime, they shall be taken away; like a dead-born child, they shall not see the sun.

my body is ready for this

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012

plz remember that it was ~ME~ who told you that everything you like is actually really not good, because I knew all along.


I'm stunned already

Electric Lady
Mar 21, 2010

To be victorious
you must find glory
in the little things


Awwww, shucky ducky quack quack!!!!

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010



I'm ready for Tyson

Gramps
Dec 30, 2006



I'm always game to watch Guillard spectacularly kill a man/poo poo the bed

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.

he knows...


Mike Tyson on commentary for a Melvin Guillard fight. The Coker Era is too good

acejackson42
Mar 27, 2005

You didn't say what I think you said...

I can actually say this without irony and I never thought it would be possible to have this thought:

Melvin Guillard is gonna wreck a dude.

exploded mummy
Sep 10, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick


Nap Ghost

Charles Gnarwin posted:

Mike Tyson on commentary for a Melvin Guillard fight. The Coker Era is too good

I want Lenne Hardt

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.

he knows...


Why the hell has he not been on commentary for the whole show?

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.


wait they have Mike Tyson there? lol

Schenck v. U.S.
Sep 8, 2010


I seriously love how Bellator has a LHW division topped by Phil Davis, their major sponsors are a beer that wishes it was Bud Light and a rum that wishes it was Captain Morgan, they have a Rogan look-alike doing interviews, and the fights take place in an octagon that couldn't afford corners. They're just so committed to being off-brand that it's almost impressive.

acejackson42
Mar 27, 2005

You didn't say what I think you said...

Mike is drunk.

vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing

Jimmy owns

acejackson42
Mar 27, 2005

You didn't say what I think you said...

Mike is REALLY drunk.

Electric Lady
Mar 21, 2010

To be victorious
you must find glory
in the little things


I really like Tyson's shirt.

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.

he knows...


The sport really changed when Hacksaw Jim Duggan proved the efficacy of wrestling in the cage.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

by Lowtax


Bubba Smith posted:

wait they have Mike Tyson there? lol

Tyson likes MMA a lot and hangs out with Dana whenever they're in the same vicinity; he was probably thrilled to the get the opportunity to commentate.

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

I'M VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHONDROID DAMMIT



drat, barnacle jim got jacked

Schenck v. U.S.
Sep 8, 2010


v. excited to see if Melvin can figure out how to gently caress this up. I believe he can do it.

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed

I hope the barely coherent Tyson stays on the mic for the two freakshows

Gramps
Dec 30, 2006



My favorite moment in MMA history was that one time Lex Luthor powerbombed Yokozuna on a submarine at UFC3

exploded mummy
Sep 10, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick


Nap Ghost

acejackson42 posted:

Mike is REALLY drunk.

He's been watching Bellator for the last 4 hours

Sprecherscrow
Dec 20, 2009


acejackson42 posted:

Mike is drunk.

I thought he'd been sober for a couple of years now? He might just be brain damaged from several decades of being Mike Tyson.

acejackson42
Mar 27, 2005

You didn't say what I think you said...

fatherdog posted:

Tyson likes MMA a lot and hangs out with Dana whenever they're in the same vicinity; he was probably thrilled to the get the opportunity to commentate.

Glover fawning over him when he came in the cage after a fight was pretty cool. He was like a (really big and dangerous) kid meeting his idol.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

It's me, It's me, It's DDP!!


I don't watch a ton of MMA but I was flipping back and forth to this and saw Mike Tyson sitting down for commentary so...giddyup.

He's drunk as hell.

DannoMack
Aug 1, 2003

i love it when you call me big poppa


Feed Mike a can at Bellator 150

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.

he knows...


These entrances are so great.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012

plz remember that it was ~ME~ who told you that everything you like is actually really not good, because I knew all along.


Dr. Abysmal posted:

I hope the barely coherent Tyson stays on the mic for the two freakshows

Half expecting him to step in to separate Kimbo and _ from a pullapart brawl

Only to then have his own pullapart brawl with Tito leading to a fight on, oh, let's say New Years Eve, that's on a Saturday that should work out

exploded mummy
Sep 10, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick


Nap Ghost

Charles Gnarwin posted:

These entrances are so great.

We need Lenne Hardt

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010



Hahahaha Mike "whoaaaa I thought he killed fedor. Man was a monster"

acejackson42
Mar 27, 2005

You didn't say what I think you said...

Sprecherscrow posted:

I thought he'd been sober for a couple of years now? He might just be brain damaged from several decades of being Mike Tyson.

Mike's seemed a lot more lucid in recent interviews, but I guess with boxers it might be a day-to-day thing...

exploded mummy
Sep 10, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick


Nap Ghost

Took him to Suplex C-

WHOOOOOA I THOUGHT HE KILLED FEDOR

vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing

Haha get Mike a permanent job

Electric Lady
Mar 21, 2010

To be victorious
you must find glory
in the little things


So Guillard is the Shingo Yabuki to Kevin Randleman's Kyo? I want him to win.

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.

he knows...


There is a mountain of a man sitting cage side. Like at Tim Sylvia as a snack massive.

Schenck v. U.S.
Sep 8, 2010


Sprecherscrow posted:

I thought he'd been sober for a couple of years now? He might just be brain damaged from several decades of being Mike Tyson.

Oh my god what if we're watching him fall of the wagon, live at a Bellator event?

What if this is his bottom? Like, he went to prison for surprise sex, dropped the title to Buster Douglas, chewed off Holyfield's ear on PPV, etc. but being publicly drunk at Bellator 149?

Gay Horney
Feb 9, 2013


I bust up laughing every time Tyson yells MEELLLLLVIIIIIN. This is amazing television all of a sudden.

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vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing

Lol is that an amish dude reffing

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