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acejackson42
Mar 27, 2005

You didn't say what I think you said...

Sharzak posted:

You referring to the fixing rumors?

That, and how this has weirdness written all over it...

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Agent Tough Juice
May 21, 2007

People! I'd like to say a couple words for you: If you have a dream in your life... go head! It's a possible! Go head! I can do that!


Gramps posted:

I fully expect Kimbo/DaDa to be very much like Kimbo/Houston

Watch your overcoat

Few have the cardio and inner ear strength to spend an entire round circling.

vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing

DannoMack posted:

Does approximate fighter pay ever leak after Bellator cards?

Yeah, and it's way less than you think it is

I think $800 on the bottom end

DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me


DannoMack posted:

Does approximate fighter pay ever leak after Bellator cards?

The disclosed pay gets disclosed, just like the UFC, but everything else is as opaque. For sure the people on the lower end in Bellator get paid a lot less than the lower end in the UFC though

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



"There will be nothing ... artistic about this" may be the most accurate thing Smith has said tonight.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


DeepDickPizza posted:

Oh, hush. He looks fine for a 65 year old man.

Whose corner is he in tonight? It's nice that he's able to still be around to contribute to fighting

Gramps
Dec 30, 2006



Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.

he knows...


Wrap it up, MMA. This is the pinnacle.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012

plz remember that it was ~ME~ who told you that everything you like is actually really not good, because I knew all along.


Bluedeanie posted:

"There will be nothing ... artistic about this" may be the most accurate thing Smith has said tonight.

Trainwrecks can be art, depending on the angle you're looking at it

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"


Fun Shoe

Why is my stream on fire?

I shouldn't have an easier time finding things on actual PPV than this.

Big Bob Pataki
Jan 23, 2009

The Bob that Refreshes

If there's a Kimboplex I might burst into tears

Agent Tough Juice
May 21, 2007

People! I'd like to say a couple words for you: If you have a dream in your life... go head! It's a possible! Go head! I can do that!


It's cool that 90% of Kimbo's highlight reel is still stuff they found on youtube.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Wow....that feels good





Fallen Rib

Best promo ever.

UnfurledSails
Sep 1, 2011

Popping brain cells


This poo poo is like seriously personal

vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing

Dada sounds exactly how I expect a backyard bareknuckle promoter to sounds

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.

he knows...


Kimbo via gogoplata

Gramps
Dec 30, 2006



Kimbo fights are so goddamned dumb I love them so much

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

It's always Heath's fault.

Plaster Town Cop

DADA does not seem to know what's going on.

acejackson42
Mar 27, 2005

You didn't say what I think you said...

Agent Tough Juice posted:

It's cool that 90% of Kimbo's highlight reel is still stuff they found on youtube.

Well, footage of Fat Roy giving him noogies wouldn't fit the narrative, beyond the copyright issues...

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012

plz remember that it was ~ME~ who told you that everything you like is actually really not good, because I knew all along.


Captain Log posted:

Why is my stream on fire?

I shouldn't have an easier time finding things on actual PPV than this.

Anybody can order a PPV, this is once in a lifetime, friend

electric funeral
Oct 16, 2004

ACCIO PANTIES
*swoosh flick*



Same.

sportsgenius86
Jun 17, 2008

THE STREAK IS OVER


lol he has a wifebeater on

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Wow....that feels good





Fallen Rib

That hair cut

Tyree
Sep 10, 2003

STRETCH

STRETCH

STRETCH


"i cant believe these fights are free"
- a tweet a real person made about everything going on tonight

acejackson42
Mar 27, 2005

You didn't say what I think you said...

this is going to be spectacular no matter what happens.

Agent Tough Juice
May 21, 2007

People! I'd like to say a couple words for you: If you have a dream in your life... go head! It's a possible! Go head! I can do that!


Dada's hair looks like someone cut the brush off a Roman Legionnaire's helmet and glued it to a hairnet.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

pink wasn't even a thing why is t#RXT REVOLUTION~!
and i'm so fucking excited for #SCOOPS#SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS

he knows..


Goddamn I do love these entrances though.

sportsgenius86
Jun 17, 2008

THE STREAK IS OVER


Tyree posted:

"i cant believe these fights are free"
- a tweet a real person made about everything going on tonight

I can't either, in the sense that I should be getting paid to sit through this

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

It's me, It's me, It's DDP!!


I wish all MMA was Mike Tyson commentary and Kimbo Slice fights.

I imagine this is what people who don't watch any MMA figure it actually is.

Gay Horney
Feb 9, 2013


Would you say that kimbo is a king of reality?

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.

he knows...


Who the gently caress is that dude smugly drinking an energy drink?

Grant DaNasty
Jul 16, 2006



Alright, it's Friday night, and I'm ready for some mixed martial arts.

Jamsque
May 31, 2009


Should I Dip My Car, or should I Peel My Paint? Which is it, Kimbo?

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

kimbo is hobbling and the fight hasnt even started yet

mma i guess

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

pink wasn't even a thing why is t#RXT REVOLUTION~!
and i'm so fucking excited for #SCOOPS#SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS

he knows..


Is Scott Coker at ringside dressed like Leo D in Django Unchained because this is the closest to modern Mandingo fights we'll ever get.

Gay Horney
Feb 9, 2013


Grant DaNasty posted:

Alright, it's Friday night, and I'm ready for some mixed martial arts.

sorry

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012

plz remember that it was ~ME~ who told you that everything you like is actually really not good, because I knew all along.


Chromatic posted:

kimbo is hobbling and the fight hasnt even started yet

mma i guess

Doesn't he still have knee arthritis

vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing

305 motherfucker 305

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs


I am so mad I cannot watch this

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Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.

he knows...


Kimbo bowing as he entered the cage really made this.

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