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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/Toffile/status/700889341040562177

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Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Melvin Guillard's brain must be a horror show these days.

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

im crying

electric funeral
Oct 16, 2004

ACCIO PANTIES
*swoosh flick*

origami posted:

melvin. just. melvin.

Hace
Feb 13, 2012

<<Mobius 1, Engage.>>
Keep Tyson on commentary

vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing
~~~Siiiilly Raabit~~~

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
They really should let Tyson stay and call Kimbo vs. Dada at least

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Oh my god. Mike Tyson on MMA commentary, that was fantastic

Gramps
Dec 30, 2006


I want Rogan in the middle of a DMT trip commentating a fight with hammered drunk Tyson and Drunk Bas.

UnfurledSails
Sep 1, 2011

which way did he go

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Mike's not doing the other matches? :smith:

electric funeral
Oct 16, 2004

ACCIO PANTIES
*swoosh flick*
Fake Joe Rogan and Real Mike Tyson bromance

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



I'd like to think Tyson's "where did he go, silly rabbit" style is what I'd be like doing live commentary but honestly I don't think I have it in me. His commentary is on a pure, special level.

acejackson42
Mar 27, 2005

You didn't say what I think you said...

DannoMack posted:

does it count if he wrecks himself

I guess it'll have to.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
I would never miss a Bellator card if they had Tyson each time.

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


What I enjoyed most was Mike's crazy Melvin bias immediately turning into a Looney Tunes mockery of a brutal knockout.

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011

Charles Gnarwin posted:

Melvin Guillard's brain must be a horror show these days.

prob why Tyson was so best able to articulate what melv was thinking

vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing

Bluedeanie posted:

I'd like to think Tyson's "where did he go, silly rabbit" style is what I'd be like doing live commentary but honestly I don't think I have it in me. His commentary is on a pure, special level.

It's so innocent

Schenck v. U.S.
Sep 8, 2010

Dr. Abysmal posted:

They really should let Tyson stay and call Kimbo vs. Dada at least

I'm pretty mad I don't get to listen to a drunk Mike Tyson denigrate them for being terrible at boxing

acejackson42
Mar 27, 2005

You didn't say what I think you said...
Campos has a really tall head.

Agent Tough Juice
May 21, 2007

People! I'd like to say a couple words for you: If you have a dream in your life... go head! It's a possible! Go head! I can do that!
It feels pretty friggin drat great

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Coker I would regularly watch Spike if you had Tyson commentate Bellator all the time

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene
It feels pretty freakin drat great!!!!

electric funeral
Oct 16, 2004

ACCIO PANTIES
*swoosh flick*

Agent Tough Juice posted:

It feels pretty friggin drat great

That's going on the tombstone

Team_q
Jul 30, 2007

This guy really sounds like Joe Rogan lite.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Ken looks horrible

Schenck v. U.S.
Sep 8, 2010
There was a guy on that list named "Brent Primus," which made me imagine that the entire band Primus had a jock older brother who gave them poo poo all the time for being nerds

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Luigi Thirty posted:

Ken looks horrible

Oh, hush. He looks fine for a 65 year old man.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Luigi Thirty posted:

Ken looks horrible

52-year-olds who regularly take punches and kicks tend to

Electric Lady
Mar 21, 2010

To be victorious
you must find glory
in the little things

EvanSchenck posted:

There was a guy on that list named "Brent Primus," which made me imagine that the entire band Primus had a jock older brother who gave them poo poo all the time for being nerds

The entire brand Primus is actually Brent Kremen's brother.


This is oddly fitting.

Agent Tough Juice
May 21, 2007

People! I'd like to say a couple words for you: If you have a dream in your life... go head! It's a possible! Go head! I can do that!
Hey how'd a loser like you get a seat up front?

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Shout out to God for getting me good seats

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Everything about Bellator is awkward and weird including their interactions with celebrities.

acejackson42
Mar 27, 2005

You didn't say what I think you said...
Calling it now: shenanigans are about to ensue.

Gramps
Dec 30, 2006


I fully expect Kimbo/DaDa to be very much like Kimbo/Houston

Watch your overcoat

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene

acejackson42 posted:

Calling it now: shenanigans are about to ensue.

You referring to the fixing rumors?

Agent Tough Juice
May 21, 2007

People! I'd like to say a couple words for you: If you have a dream in your life... go head! It's a possible! Go head! I can do that!
What's with Dada and his stupid sledgehammer

vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing
Kimbo's gunna dive

DannoMack
Aug 1, 2003

i love it when you call me big poppa
Does approximate fighter pay ever leak after Bellator cards?

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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Gramps posted:

I fully expect Kimbo/DaDa to be very much like Kimbo/Houston

Watch your overcoat

I'd be surprised if Dada's capable of doing even 5 minutes of legkicks, let alone 15

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