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acejackson42
Mar 27, 2005

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This stream warping between the past and present (and maybe future?) is pretty funky.

Is that ref calling us all losers?

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acejackson42
Mar 27, 2005

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Down Right Fierce posted:

I'm real excited about Kimbo v Dada. Dumpster fire fights are the best.

If that funky betting is any indication, we might be in for something really Pride-y...

acejackson42
Mar 27, 2005

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Chris James 2 posted:

We're spending a Friday night watching a Bellator card featuring the two trashiest main events potentially this decade. He's not wrong.

Oh I'm not disagreeing with him, it's just strange to see it put out there so blatantly.

acejackson42
Mar 27, 2005

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Kongo is watching this and nodding sagely.

EDIT: not Sage-ly, though. Our Saviour would never, ever strike another man in the genitals.

acejackson42
Mar 27, 2005

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Sometimes B-MMA is crazy and entertaining.

Sometimes it's this.

acejackson42
Mar 27, 2005

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How did this guy not have his ears shot off?

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Mar 27, 2005

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Dada Five Hundred now. Must be hard times in the Dada world.

acejackson42
Mar 27, 2005

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You know it's Bellator when King Mo vs. Phil Davis is a 'historic match-up'.

acejackson42
Mar 27, 2005

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I can actually say this without irony and I never thought it would be possible to have this thought:

Melvin Guillard is gonna wreck a dude.

acejackson42
Mar 27, 2005

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Mike is drunk.

acejackson42
Mar 27, 2005

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Mike is REALLY drunk.

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Mar 27, 2005

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fatherdog posted:

Tyson likes MMA a lot and hangs out with Dana whenever they're in the same vicinity; he was probably thrilled to the get the opportunity to commentate.

Glover fawning over him when he came in the cage after a fight was pretty cool. He was like a (really big and dangerous) kid meeting his idol.

acejackson42
Mar 27, 2005

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Sprecherscrow posted:

I thought he'd been sober for a couple of years now? He might just be brain damaged from several decades of being Mike Tyson.

Mike's seemed a lot more lucid in recent interviews, but I guess with boxers it might be a day-to-day thing...

acejackson42
Mar 27, 2005

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Good ole Melvin.

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Mar 27, 2005

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Charles Gnarwin posted:

Was that a headbutt that rocked Melvin?

Mike seems to think so...

acejackson42
Mar 27, 2005

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If you haven't seen MIke Tyson Mysteries and want to see a man constantly and incessantly take the piss out of himself, that's your show.

acejackson42
Mar 27, 2005

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Sober Mike Tyson could probably offer some insights in there. Drunk Mike Tyson, not so much...

acejackson42
Mar 27, 2005

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Good ole Melvin.

acejackson42
Mar 27, 2005

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DannoMack posted:

does it count if he wrecks himself

I guess it'll have to.

acejackson42
Mar 27, 2005

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Campos has a really tall head.

acejackson42
Mar 27, 2005

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Calling it now: shenanigans are about to ensue.

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Mar 27, 2005

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Sharzak posted:

You referring to the fixing rumors?

That, and how this has weirdness written all over it...

acejackson42
Mar 27, 2005

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Agent Tough Juice posted:

It's cool that 90% of Kimbo's highlight reel is still stuff they found on youtube.

Well, footage of Fat Roy giving him noogies wouldn't fit the narrative, beyond the copyright issues...

acejackson42
Mar 27, 2005

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this is going to be spectacular no matter what happens.

acejackson42
Mar 27, 2005

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If this ends in the first few seconds because Dada kicks out Kimbo's knee, I am going to die laughing. And then riot.

acejackson42
Mar 27, 2005

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TAKEDOWN!

acejackson42
Mar 27, 2005

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If Kimbo gets a crucifix and pound out DADA, MMA will officially have come completely undone.

acejackson42
Mar 27, 2005

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That was kind of a weird looking 'scramble' and standup...

acejackson42
Mar 27, 2005

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This might turn into Kimbo-Houston after all, only with more grabbing.

acejackson42
Mar 27, 2005

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This not what anyone expected but what everyone expected.

acejackson42
Mar 27, 2005

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McCarthy is just pissed to be a part of this.

acejackson42
Mar 27, 2005

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I did not expect this fight to be this lovely. It's hard to even laugh at this.

acejackson42
Mar 27, 2005

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DADA couldn't even get up. This is remarkable in all the ways.

acejackson42
Mar 27, 2005

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I don't even know what to say anymore

acejackson42
Mar 27, 2005

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Cyborg Evangelista is watching this and thinking 'well, at least I won't be known as part of the most gassed out fight anymore...'

acejackson42
Mar 27, 2005

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Knee? Hahhahha, that's literally imposisble at this point.

acejackson42
Mar 27, 2005

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we have witnessed greatness.

acejackson42
Mar 27, 2005

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Hahhaha, real fighters from a real organization laughing their asses off at the greatest comedy act to ever step in the cage. Fantastic.

Seriously, the UFC couldn't have bought and planned out a better ad for how much better their organization is that what just transpired.

acejackson42
Mar 27, 2005

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This, I can't, how, what... ?

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acejackson42
Mar 27, 2005

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Hey guys, are we all Royce Gracie?

And also, was that Rami loving Malek?

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