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Funkmaster General posted:Record of Agarest War. Especially the special edition: I played it because I thought it was porn but it turned out to just be bad.
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A lot of these covers are cool.
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All I know about Agarest is a few screenshots but from those I can tell that the sexualised imagery is not only limited to the cover.
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Feb 22, 2016 18:39
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I really like the Catherine box art. Wish I was better at the actual game though.
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In Training posted:I really like the Catherine box art. Wish I was better at the actual game though. which side do u have on display. u a K or a C. lemme know here.
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Feb 22, 2016 18:51
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I didn't know it was reversible, oh snap.
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In Training posted:I didn't know it was reversible, oh snap. that aint an answer there buddy
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Blonde haired Catherine. I think that's Katherine..
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In Training posted:Blonde haired Catherine. I think that's Katherine.. thats C apparently the reversible cover is EU only, looks like its Catherine for ps3 and Katherine for 360 in the US. says a lot about the diffreent consoles and their owners imo.
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Lord Lambeth posted:Or alternatively they think it sells because sex sells Anime sex sells to a very specific subset of people.
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Lurdiak posted:Anime sex sells to a very specific subset of people. I dunno Mass Effect sold millions of copies, I don't think it's a specific subset other than people who play videogames.
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The Taint Reaper posted:I dunno Mass Effect sold millions of copies, I don't think it's a specific subset other than people who play videogames. Shut up, The Taint Reaper.
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Lurdiak posted:Shut up, The Taint Reaper. Hard Plastic Videogame Cases, Hard Truths ITT.
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Junpei Hyde posted:All I know about Agarest is a few screenshots but from those I can tell that the sexualised imagery is not only limited to the cover. There's also a (human) breeding bit but it's not particularly titillating. Other than the character designs themselves, and a couple of silly double entendre jokes, everything "sexy" appears on the box. No joke. To be fair I'm counting the spine so there's a couple on there that don't appear on the cover I posted. And still, the box copy reads like it was written for Sengoku Rance and then slapped on the wrong box or something. Funkmaster General fucked around with this message at 20:18 on Feb 22, 2016 |
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I tried agarest on ps now when i had a sub and by far the most surprising thing about it was how incredibly garbage it looked. Worse than a ps1 srpg, no exaggeration or hyperbole. I guess they had to do the anime babe thing to sucker people into buying it because ive never seen a game, indie or otherwise, look so ugly.
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bloodychill posted:It looks like they took actual pictures of people and shopped them to look 3D generated and I think it's going to haunt my dreams. They're all generic NPCs from Goldeneye or Perfect Dark.
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People complaining about the Street Fighter V story mode art, behold this abomination: (not an actual physical product but this is still some horrific box art.)
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i was going to post the box art for street fighter 2 for the snes because it is kind of bad, but i saw this while searching for it
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Hmm how do we make our game about looking at calculations and projected activity interesting.. Well we could just draw the hud of the game.. No too boring.. Yeah there we go... Gonna need a better view of these monster turtles fuckin. randombattle fucked around with this message at 00:45 on Feb 23, 2016 |
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Givin posted:Can't have a bad box art thread and not have all the Druid themed boxes not repped. COULD IT BE 
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cronox2 posted:People complaining about the Street Fighter V story mode art, behold this abomination: Let's not forget the amazing Valentine's Day cards:     Or maybe the Gamepro strategy guide 
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Jesus Christ, those are all terrifying.
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This is neither box art nor bad, but it IS Street Fighter and terrifying: 
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metricchip posted:
lmao, it looks like blanca is giving them all the ol hot'n'spicy
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cronox2 posted:People complaining about the Street Fighter V story mode art, behold this abomination: I feel like I need it explained why this is an abomination. Like, the only thing that jumps out at me is that Ryu looks really funny-looking. Otherwise it's just a bunch of Marvel and Capcom peeps getting ready to fight in a canyon cuz video games. Even the framing is decent.
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The Grimace posted:Jesus Christ, those are all terrifying. Let's take a look inside  
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bloodychill posted:I feel like I need it explained why this is an abomination. Like, the only thing that jumps out at me is that Ryu looks really funny-looking. Otherwise it's just a bunch of Marvel and Capcom peeps getting ready to fight in a canyon cuz video games. Even the framing is decent. They're all just striking terrible static poses in thin air with no urgency, chunli is loving flying higher than warmachine and the hulk is.....loving hell what is the hulk doing?
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 Ever want to share a space suit with two other people? We got the game for you, apparently.
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cronox2 posted:People complaining about the Street Fighter V story mode art, behold this abomination: FEATURING MVC AND MARVEL SUPER HEROES E: I just realized that it's referring to the game MSH, I thought it was just a rerelease of MvC tap my mountain fucked around with this message at 01:21 on Feb 23, 2016 |
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bloodychill posted:I feel like I need it explained why this is an abomination. Like, the only thing that jumps out at me is that Ryu looks really funny-looking. Otherwise it's just a bunch of Marvel and Capcom peeps getting ready to fight in a canyon cuz video games. Even the framing is decent. Aside from what Brazilianpeanutwar said, just loving look at venom. It really feels like a bunch of cropped images placed randomly. They all have different stylization and proportions. edit: i love how bummed Dr Doom looks and how Magneto looks like an angry old man.
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Brazilianpeanutwar posted:They're all just striking terrible static poses in thin air with no urgency, chunli is loving flying higher than warmachine and the hulk is.....loving hell what is the hulk doing? The helicopter than Chun Li jumped out of is off frame and the Hulk is hurling himself at everyone head first. Neither of these things are too out-of-character. I do like that Spiderman is swinging from the logo or something. e: Nasgate posted:It really feels like a bunch of cropped images placed randomly. They all have different stylization and proportions. I get that, that's a good point. It's like the artist did Venom, Wolverine, and Ryu and then showed it to marketing and they were like "good but we need more heroes on the box" and the artist said "oh... ok..." bloodychill fucked around with this message at 01:20 on Feb 23, 2016 |
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Feb 23, 2016 01:18
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Every single part of Venom looks hosed up. What is that leg even.
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bloodychill posted:
That game was so bad, but very atmospheric. Content : A pretty bad game by all accounts but way ahead of its time, Batman GTA before GTA3,sadly based on a terrible batman movie and barely anyone remembers it. It's a bad cover art cause batman looks like he wants to bend you over the batcar and take you to brown town....actually that's a brilliant cover..... Brazilianpeanutwar fucked around with this message at 01:29 on Feb 23, 2016 |
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Batman's knowing smile
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This says Never Forget to me, lol
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And Gamepro wasn't the only guilty one. 
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I thought they saved the bad dbz fanart for the cheat codes pages
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Ryu arms don't bend that way
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I like the evolution this thread has made from bad box art to just bad official art/gaming media halfassed art be it covers or otherwise
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