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Klaus88
Jan 23, 2011

Violence has its own economy, therefore be thoughtful and precise in your investment
I look forward to an insta-gibbed navigator. :getin:

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Ablative
Nov 9, 2012

Someone is getting this as an avatar. I don't know who, but it's gonna happen.

Klaus88 posted:

I look forward to an insta-gibbed navigator. :getin:

Meanie :saddowns:



Although if all goes according to plan, I'll be the one doing the instagibbing.


...Suddenly I regret saying that. Typing. Whatever.

Veloxyll
May 3, 2011

Fuck you say?!

Like how well your warp jump went?

apostateCourier
Oct 9, 2012


Veloxyll posted:

Like how well your warp jump went?

We accidentally found prime real estate for a second Footfall- we don't make mistakes, we have happy accidents.

Ablative
Nov 9, 2012

Someone is getting this as an avatar. I don't know who, but it's gonna happen.

Veloxyll posted:

Like how well your warp jump went?

That warp jump was at least 70% successful!

Sure, we ended up in a completely different part of the expanse than we were aiming for and looted our own hulked ship, but we didn't explode! Or get eaten by daemons!


Or accidentally create a daemon world!

Veloxyll
May 3, 2011

Fuck you say?!

Ablative posted:

That warp jump was at least 70% successful!

Sure, we ended up in a completely different part of the expanse than we were aiming for and looted our own hulked ship, but we didn't explode! Or get eaten by daemons!


Or accidentally create a daemon world!

THIS time.
remind me again what happened to your OTHER ship?

apostateCourier
Oct 9, 2012


Veloxyll posted:

THIS time.
remind me again what happened to your OTHER ship?

The front fell off. But Remi assured us that this is a highly unusual event, and shouldn't be taken as part of a trend.

Cooked Auto
Aug 4, 2007

If you will not serve in combat, you will serve on the firing line!




apostateCourier posted:

The front fell off. But Remi assured us that this is a highly unusual event, and shouldn't be taken as part of a trend.

Like that has stopped anyone.

Ablative
Nov 9, 2012

Someone is getting this as an avatar. I don't know who, but it's gonna happen.

apostateCourier posted:

The front fell off. But Remi assured us that this is a highly unusual event, and shouldn't be taken as part of a trend.

And in any case, that was not Mordechai's fault, it was Ari's.

Navy doesn't teach you how to swerve, apparently.

Klaus88
Jan 23, 2011

Violence has its own economy, therefore be thoughtful and precise in your investment

Ablative posted:

Meanie :saddowns:



Although if all goes according to plan, I'll be the one doing the instagibbing.


...Suddenly I regret saying that. Typing. Whatever.

You haven't been paying attention to the setting if you expect anything to go to plan. :nallears:

Veloxyll
May 3, 2011

Fuck you say?!

quote:

Morkstofleez Wizbanga
Of the Blood Axe clan

http://lpix.org/2375659/OrkyFarseer.jpg

Stats:
WS 50
BS 15
S 50
T 45
Ag 30
Int 30
Per 40
WP 40
Fel 15

Starting Wounds: 11 (2)
Fate Points: 1 (4)

Awareness (Per)
Common Lore (War)(Int)
Psyniscience (Per)
Speak Language (Low Gothic)(Int)
Survival (Int)

Clan - Blud Axe
Concealment (Ag)
Kommon Lore (Imperium) (Int)

Common Lore (Orks) (Int)
Intimidate (S)
Speak Language (Ork) (Int)

Made fer fitin' gives:
Brutal Charge (+3 damage on charge attacks)
Furious Assault
Xenos Weapon Training (Ork)

'Ard gives:
Unnatural Toughness (x2)
Sturdy
Iron Jaw
True Grit

Weirdboy gives:
Psy Rating (1)
Da Power of Waaagh!

Orkyness gives:
Make It work (Ork weapons lose unreliable in my hands)
Might Makes Right (command Orkz via a Str test)
Mob Rule (orkz within 10 m give +10 to resist fear, pinning. Per Ork)
Non-Imperial (-10 to Common, forbidden, Scholastic Lore about The 'Peerium.)
Speak not to da alien (-20 to fellowship rolls to and from non-orks)
Pierre (Blood Axe)

Copper channelling rod 1d10+2 I - Primative, balanced.
squig-hide coat and leggings 2 AC
brightly-coloured clothes
distinctive hat
assorted bones and skulls from fallen enemies
ritual pouch with odd bitz.

Up an' at 'Em! (100)
Dis iz Takin' Too long! (200)
Mindaz (500)x2
Runtz (Gretchin!)

Who arrived on the ship on the back of one of the shuttles returning from "The Unyielding Sword of the God Emperor II". He considers his last bout of time on there, when it was, you know, hulked, as a bad time.

Also I need 'volunteers' for names for two Minders and a Gretchin. Minders are full Orks, while Gretchins are well, sneaky little gitz. Just in time for a right proppa scrap!

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
Smashums Gorksun and Crashums Morksun, self-proclaimed priests of Gork and Mork respectively.

Nothingtoseehere
Nov 11, 2010


Nothik, a Gretchin a who gets told repeating that he is Nothik, will always be Nothik, and should do Nothik. While this is the standard lambesting of any Gretchin by Orks, Nothik has taken it to a belief that he is Nothik, making him rather good at sneaking around: which would help if he was bright enough to do anything with it.

Ablative
Nov 9, 2012

Someone is getting this as an avatar. I don't know who, but it's gonna happen.

JT Jag posted:

Smashums Gorksun and Crashums Morksun, self-proclaimed priests of Gork and Mork respectively.

This has my vote.

Cathode Raymond
Dec 30, 2015

My antenna is telling me that you're probably wrong about this.
Soiled Meat

I think you should call the gretchin "Cathope Raymumz"


I'll see myself out.

:yikes:

Grey Hunter
Oct 17, 2007

Hero of the soviet union.
Accidental destroyer of planets


Session 2 - Trading, Smuggling and Diplomacy.

Things the last crew never worried about.....

Part 1 - New Arrivals.
Part 2 - Negotiations.
Part 3 - Timekilling.
Part 4 - Rouge Meatbeast.
Part 5 - Back into the warp

AhrimanPK
Oct 9, 2012

'Ello 'Ello 'Ello

My name's Clive Owen!
This is shaping up really nicely. Although trust an Ork not to know that the opposite of spinwards is widdershins, an excellent archaic English word.

mdct
Sep 2, 2011

Tingle tingle kooloo limpah.
These are my magic words.

Don't steal them.
of course! what i truly needed to do was look inside...

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
I don't think the route you guys charted between Lucien's Breath and Zayeth is a 64 day one, at least not in the warp. If all those warp travel times are the real-space amount of time it takes, then drat, both the routes to and from the Wreak are blazing fast.

Veloxyll
May 3, 2011

Fuck you say?!

Remember, the Footfall -> Wreak route took 1 day in the warp. So yeah, the ship has been getting some super fast routes through the warp.

Xenolalia
Feb 17, 2016



I don't know if it's because it's 2am but I just started watching and the loving interview is excellent. I basically just laughed through the whole thing.

aerion111
Nov 29, 2011

Prodigy of Curiosity.
Master of Jacks.
Apprentice of Masks.
And, when fighting the forces of darkness, always remember: "Armor of Darkness, Weapon of Light"

Xenolalia posted:

I don't know if it's because it's 2am but I just started watching and the loving interview is excellent. I basically just laughed through the whole thing.

While I do appreciate it, there's either some fairly big coincidences or a lot of it's been 'lifted' from an old Saturday Night Live skit with a lot of the same dialogue and delivery (the front fell off there too)
I'm pretty sure 'that's the joke', but for me that makes it on the level of parodying a Monty Python skit; Amusing, impressive when done this 'smoothly', but not as impressive as making a skit of your own.

Grey Hunter
Oct 17, 2007

Hero of the soviet union.
Accidental destroyer of planets

aerion111 posted:

While I do appreciate it, there's either some fairly big coincidences or a lot of it's been 'lifted' from an old Saturday Night Live skit with a lot of the same dialogue and delivery (the front fell off there too)
I'm pretty sure 'that's the joke', but for me that makes it on the level of parodying a Monty Python skit; Amusing, impressive when done this 'smoothly', but not as impressive as making a skit of your own.

We're working up to it! This is out first pre-planned skit. First we steal stuff, Next time we will come up with out own stuff!

Small increments. Its not like we're pros or anything ;).

Ablative
Nov 9, 2012

Someone is getting this as an avatar. I don't know who, but it's gonna happen.

aerion111 posted:

While I do appreciate it, there's either some fairly big coincidences or a lot of it's been 'lifted' from an old Saturday Night Live skit with a lot of the same dialogue and delivery (the front fell off there too)
I'm pretty sure 'that's the joke', but for me that makes it on the level of parodying a Monty Python skit; Amusing, impressive when done this 'smoothly', but not as impressive as making a skit of your own.

Clarke and Dawe, actually.

But yeah, this was more of a "can we actually do scripted dialogue" proof of concept kind of thing.

mdct
Sep 2, 2011

Tingle tingle kooloo limpah.
These are my magic words.

Don't steal them.
It wasn't proof of concept of anything, it was just a goofy idea we had on a spur-of-the-moment decision that we stuck to than anything else.

terrenblade
Oct 29, 2012
It's like christmas, a new grey hunter rogue trader LP I can listen to.

Gold, Solid gold.

aerion111
Nov 29, 2011

Prodigy of Curiosity.
Master of Jacks.
Apprentice of Masks.
And, when fighting the forces of darkness, always remember: "Armor of Darkness, Weapon of Light"

Ablative posted:

Clarke and Dawe, actually.

But yeah, this was more of a "can we actually do scripted dialogue" proof of concept kind of thing.

Fair enough - I just know it as 'that thing people showed me on youtube years ago', so I trusted google to be right about where it came from.

Don't get me wrong, like I said I did like it, but I just wanted to make sure people didn't think it was original; While the original skit's ancient by internet standards, I've still only seen it three or four times, and certainly not for a year or two (whereas I still hear plenty of older 'memes', and was even shown the 'Russian Submarine' skit (not even sure if it's related, I just usually find them together; For all I know, it's the same people) for the seventh or eight time a few weeks ago)
In other words, the internet seems to have forgotten it, so I wasn't sure people'd know it.

Grey Hunter
Oct 17, 2007

Hero of the soviet union.
Accidental destroyer of planets


Session 3 - Re-learning to fight.

A session of combat, as we realize just how rusty we are on some parts of the game! Bear with us folks, we start to get there in the end!

Part 1 - World of the Wars.
Part 2 - Danger Zone!
Part 3 - Reception.
Part 4 - Relearning combat
Part 5 - Slaughter

apostateCourier
Oct 9, 2012


Aaaaand I wasn't there to sort out the confusion. Welp.

Ablative
Nov 9, 2012

Someone is getting this as an avatar. I don't know who, but it's gonna happen.

apostateCourier posted:

Aaaaand I wasn't there to sort out the confusion. Welp.

Honestly it went fairly well, all things considered.

Lateinshowing
Oct 10, 2012
Fun Shoe
To keep peeps informed, gonna post the XP expenditures like we were doing in OW. Also thinking about doing some journal entries for the void-master to get a bit more into character. Those will follow, just not right this moment.

Purchases from session two and three:
BS Intermediate: 250 XP
T Simple: 250 XP
T Intermediate: 500 XP

Total XP spent: 6000

Veloxyll
May 3, 2011

Fuck you say?!

apostateCourier posted:

Aaaaand I wasn't there to sort out the confusion. Welp.

All your fault. It went well, I think. Teething troubles were bound to happen.

Oh right.
Toughness - 100
Willpower - 100
Strength - 100

Toughness bonus of 10 \o/

Veloxyll fucked around with this message at 21:58 on Mar 26, 2016

mdct
Sep 2, 2011

Tingle tingle kooloo limpah.
These are my magic words.

Don't steal them.
I will not be posting my expenditures per page. If you wanna peep my expenditures then just look at my sheet!!

Deep Dish Fuckfest
Sep 6, 2006

Advanced
Computer Touching


Toilet Rascal
So... was it a mugging after all?

Ablative
Nov 9, 2012

Someone is getting this as an avatar. I don't know who, but it's gonna happen.

YeOldeButchere posted:

So... was it a mugging after all?

No, calling it a mugging implies we actually lost something.

mdct
Sep 2, 2011

Tingle tingle kooloo limpah.
These are my magic words.

Don't steal them.
i see rivers of red and a life destroyed
the lost blessed dead and the dark sacred void
and i think to myself
what a wonderful warp

Deep Dish Fuckfest
Sep 6, 2006

Advanced
Computer Touching


Toilet Rascal

Ablative posted:

No, calling it a mugging implies we actually lost something.

Well, you guys didn't lose anything. The other fellas, though...

Mighty Dicktron posted:

i see rivers of red and a life destroyed
the lost blessed dead and the dark sacred void
and i think to myself
what a wonderful warp



I suppose it's technically more like a kidnapping. In any case, it seems the muggers became the muggees.

Ygmir
Jan 27, 2012

It looks like the Königsmann Dynasty is getting a new ship, I don't like it when people insult my honour.

killroy225
May 28, 2015
When do you guys record your sessions, I'm waiting with baited breath to see where ya'll take this!

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apostateCourier
Oct 9, 2012


killroy225 posted:

When do you guys record your sessions, I'm waiting with baited breath to see where ya'll take this!

We're mid-session right now!

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