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D34THROW
Jan 29, 2012

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Bad Paper is an awesome book and goes into some of this debt collection scam stuff. Really opened my eyes to the DC industry and the giant scam it is.

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D34THROW
Jan 29, 2012

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You know what my favorite loving scam is? I see it in every goddamn loving issue of Popular Science I get, a big two goddamn page spread for the loving John Ellis Water Machine.

D34THROW
Jan 29, 2012

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So what's the scam? Change the hyperlink text to a legit URL while the actual URL for the hyperlink is the phishing site, counting on people not to hover over the link to verify its veracity?

D34THROW
Jan 29, 2012

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Sk8ers4Christ posted:

Actually now that I think about it those phone menus should be considered scams too. I feel like companies/organizations set them up in a way that always leads you to a dead end rather than connect you to a real person that would be able to understand and resolve your issue.

oh hey you must be talking about comcast :argh:

efb

If it's something I need an operator for, I'll mash 0 or start cussing at the phone until it hangs up or gets me to a loving person. Incidentally, I haven't had to talk to a live person since I switched away from the Comcast-provided poo poo router - that dropped connection all the loving time -to a Netgear that occasionally drops connection due to a Comcast outage.

D34THROW fucked around with this message at 16:43 on Mar 31, 2022

D34THROW
Jan 29, 2012

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bort posted:

he'll be pretty disappointed to find out how long she’s been dead.

Nah, that's why hes interested in the first place.

D34THROW
Jan 29, 2012

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bort posted:

Why ask me to shave a bunch of ashes? :confused:

The top layer gets weird. The underlayer is where it gets really good and he just wanted to cut out the middleman. :quagmire:

D34THROW
Jan 29, 2012

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My wife got brushed, it would seem. Have I Been Pwned? says her newest email was in 4 breaches, never mind her older ones predating our marriage, so it's not at all surprising that we got a package from Joe Doe at JFK Airport in New York, the shipping label for which was covering up the original Chinese shipping label.

What's creepy as gently caress is that she loves bunnies and it was a puzzle about bunnies :tinfoil:

D34THROW
Jan 29, 2012

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My wife's friend in another state sent it and didnt tell us. So it was legit but looked like a brush. :doh:

D34THROW
Jan 29, 2012

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Crossposting from the SH/SC "A ticket came in..." thread, though it might be relevant.

D34THROW posted:

Oh, the fake invoice scam :allears: I had a customer at work use it to scam their customer once.

Someone came in to buy a pair of window balances. Those aren't normally stock items, so I gave him a quote for a pair of them, which came to $33.92 before tax, took the order, and sent him on his merry way. At the time, we used QuickBooks, so our sales receipts were fairly QB-boilerplate.

My "customer" copied this template with, I'm guessing, Word, jacked the prices of the balances up, and slapped a big red "PAID" stamp on the front in the same orientation as the big black "PENDING" on his own copy of the pending receipt. Basically duplicated it and made it look like he shelled out $70 for a couple balances.

He then proceeded to take "payment" from his own customer and then dropped off the map. A few months later, his "customer" came in demanding to know just where in the gently caress his balances were. I was flustered at first and then realized two things that my "customer" did not:

1) Our paid receipts have no stamp. The "PENDING" goes away and is replaced by blank space.
2) Our counter printer (all of our printers except for one on the other end of the building, actually) is grayscale only. So this big red stamp wouldn't have come out of one of our printers.

Poor bastard got taken for $70 and then still had to shell out the $36.12 for his product, which I then showed him how to install. At least they were drop-dead simple to change out. Still had me feeling pretty :smith: for a while though.

D34THROW fucked around with this message at 16:52 on Apr 19, 2022

D34THROW
Jan 29, 2012

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Boy, these scammers and number spoofers are getting good. Missed a call about an hour ago from a number that leads back to a rolling shutter manufacturer in Ohio. It's just parallel to my line of work and not inconceivable that someone from such a place could be calling me.

Then again, they'd leave a message if it was important. :shrug:

D34THROW
Jan 29, 2012

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Amex still needs that last check digit though to be Luhn-valid. One of my earliest programming exercises was to attempt to write an algorithm that could produce Luhn-valid numbers. The CVV, however, is a different story. Those algorithms are highly guarded and, if I recall, provider-specific to derive the CVV from the expiry date and the card number.

D34THROW
Jan 29, 2012

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Looking a little further, into it, the card number and expiration key are encrypted with keys known only to the issuer, then the result is decimalized. Ergo, you could probably brute-force it but if they're using a good 128-bit key, it could take a long time.

D34THROW
Jan 29, 2012

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Don't forget Last Measure, I think I'd rather be goatse'd/lemonparty'd/tubgirl'd/1guy1jar'd in sequence rather than get Last Measured again :gonk:

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D34THROW
Jan 29, 2012

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thrakkorzog posted:

The end result was I had a telemarketer who told me she was turned on by degradation, and kept calling me, requesting I keep calling her Sugartits.

:stonklol: no wonder she works in a call center

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