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EorayMel
May 29, 2015

An excited little mouse!


A few days ago I got a call from a number I didn't recognize.
I let the call go to the answering machine and there was a rusty woman robot voice telling me about how I needed to press 1 to call the operator or press 2 to face the consequences because my IP address has been compromised by hackers in several different countries. The robot voice also made a screeching stutter when it said the word "countries."

And no. The number never called back.

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EorayMel
May 29, 2015

An excited little mouse!


Absurd Alhazred posted:

I got the dumbest robocall the other day.

This guy in a weird synthesized voice tells me he's an officer with the internet security force and there's been strange activity on my IP address. I need to call them before they block it. Then he says something about blocking my landline. A woman's voice then gives me a number to call, and then says that if I want to be put on their do not call list, to press 2.

I felt like I was listening to a neural network which was trained on a couple of scams and then set loose upon the world. :psyduck:

Hey, I got one like that several months ago!

But what would happen if somebody complied with the internet security force and hit 2?

EorayMel
May 29, 2015

An excited little mouse!


On the subject, what happens if you -do- cave in and buy the fake anti virus so it stops bugging you? I've seen a video where a guy did so with a cracked activation code and it calmed down, but that was only at the very end of it. I assume it's something like "Hey, thanks for buying the best AV software ever so we can eliminate all 5,091 threats we found!" but it doesn't actually do anything now that it has your money.

EorayMel
May 29, 2015

An excited little mouse!


Crossposting this from some of the coronathreads because this somehow slipped past my spam filter into my actual inbox and this is an appropriate thread for it.


I asked WTF this is (rhetorically) and somebody prophesized:

Hazo posted:

Oils. It’s always oils.

Going to the link like the dumbass I was for amusement brought me to this. See if you find what is wrong.



An excerpt that tells you all you need to know.

quote:

While people are rushing to buy toilet paper, sanitizer, water and food in preparations for a possible "self-quarantine", Jamie has been stocking up on a product called Pure Herbal Total Defense Immunity Blend. The herbal oil blend is an essential oil blend of several high potency oils that are claimed to kill germs and viruses among other health benefits.

The claims aren't exactly unfounded. After doing our research one of the main oils in the blend is Eucalyptus. Eucalyptus Oil can help fight off bacteria and viruses, though it isn’t effective as an antifungal essential oil. It has been proven to be able to effectively kill 22 types of harmful bacteria, like E. coli and Staphylococcus aureus.

It has also been proven to be effective against a number of viruses, particularly the swine flu (H1N1) and herpes type 1 (HSV1) viruses. Could it also kill the 2020 Coronavirus?

We asked researcher James Murdock what his thoughts where on the subject. "Actually, while we haven’t studied the direct effect of the oil on the COVID-19 disease, it is plausible that it could have the ability to kill the virus on contact." He went on to say that "since Pure Herbal Total Defense Immunity Blend appears to also have cinnamon, clove, lemon, lime, rosemary, peppermint, spearmint and oregano oils, that it could be considered a very strong product as the first line of defense against an outbreak in your home."

:golgo:

EorayMel
May 29, 2015

An excited little mouse!


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