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Vegastar
Jan 2, 2005

Tigers will do anything for a tuna sandwich.


I'm mostly numb to the old Nigerian Prince scam emails of old, but this one got caught in the old spam filter and I got an actual laugh out of it.

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OFFICE OF THE CHIEF JUSTICE JACKSON L. KISER
 FEDERAL BUILDINGS AD U.S COURTHOUSE
  Address: 255 W Main St #230, Charlottesville, VA 22902, USA
 Phone Number +1(978) 226 6318

ATTENTION FOR YOUR FUND NOTIFICATION,

 I 'M CONTACTING YOU NOW BASED ON THE ISSUE ON MY DESK THIS MORNING  BECAUSE YOUR PAYMENT FILE WHICH CONTAIN YOUR $5.9M WAS BROUGHT TO ME BY MR. JEROME H POWELL OF FEDERAL
RESERVE BANK, WHO ORDERED  ME TO SIGN THE CANCELLATION OF  YOUR PAYMENT FILE,  AND I ASKED HIM WHY AND HE SAID THAT YOU ARE NOT INTERESTED AND YOU HAVE INSULTED HIM SO
MUCH JUST BECAUSE THEY TOLD YOU TO PAY $150 TO COMPLETE YOUR FUND TRANSACTION.

 SO I DECIDED TO WRITE YOU BECAUSE I FOLLOWED THE LAW AND I WILL NOT BE AGAINST ANYBODY IN THIS WORLD AND I THINK THAT MAYBE HE HAS A LITTLE PROBLEM WITH YOU.
 I HAVE NOT TOUCHED YOUR PAYMENT FILE UNTIL I HEAR FROM YOU THIS MORNING,   BECAUSE I HAVE A HUMAN SYMPATHY AND I KNOW THAT YOU WILL NOT AFFORD TO LOSE YOUR FUND JUST
 BECAUSE OF $150 AND PLEASE ALL I NEED FROM YOU IS SINCERITY AND TRUTH.
 SO MY DEAR I NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED AND IF YOU STILL NEED TO RECEIVE YOUR FUND THEN I WILL TELL YOU WHERE YOU WILL SEND THE $150 AND HAVE THIS FUND SENT TO YOU

THROUGH MY POWER AND NOTHING WILL STOP IT.  
YOUR URGENT REPLY IS NEEDED AS I AWAIT YOUR EMAIL NOW. 
THANKS, JUSTICE JACKSON L. KISER

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