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StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan


United States Championship 2-out-of-3 Falls Kickoff Match: Kalisto (c) vs. Alberto Del Rio

The New Day will appear on Edge & Christian's "Cutting Edge Peep Show"

AJ Styles vs. Chris Jericho

Becky Lynch & Sasha Banks vs. Naomi & Tamina

Ryback, Big Show & Kane vs. The Wyatt Family

Intercontinental Championship Match: Kevin Owens (c) vs. Dolph Ziggler

Divas Championship Match: Charlotte (c) vs. Brie Bella

Triple Threat Match to determine No. 1 Contender at WrestleMania: Roman Reigns vs. Brock Lesnar vs. Dean Ambrose

Pointing at the Wrestlemania Sign

VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

StarkRavingMad fucked around with this message at 01:11 on Feb 22, 2016

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abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
oh I was working on an op

here are its contents in full

quote:

The thrilling series between Kevin Owens and Dolph Ziggler turns golden at WWE Fastlane.

Newly crowned Intercontinental Champion Kevin Owens won’t have to wait long for his first title defense, as he takes on four-time Intercontinental Champion Dolph Ziggler at WWE Fastlane.

The title match caps off a series of remarkable and supremely physical matches between The Prizefighter and The Showoff in recent weeks. Owens claimed the first showdown in January, pinning Ziggler after connecting with the Pop-Up Powerbomb, but the ever-resilient Ziggler bounced back in the following weeks, defeating Owens in back-to-back rematches on the Feb. 1 and Feb. 8 editions of Raw.

Each fight has been more intense and evenly matched than the one before it, and to snare the win in the Feb. 8 encounter, Ziggler even resorted to extreme tactics, illegally putting his feet on the ropes to score the pinfall. Though he cried foul, Owens had tried employing a similar strategy earlier in the match, leading many to conclude that The Showoff had simply beaten the unapologetic rule-breaker at his own game.

Ultimately, Owens prevailed when the stakes were the highest, overcoming Ziggler, defending Intercontinental Champion Dean Ambrose, Tyler Breeze and Stardust in a Fatal 5-Way Match on Feb. 15 to win the title and begin his second reign as Intercontinental Champion.

Now that he once again has a prize to defend, will Kevin Owens’ fist-slinging, bulldozing attack win out against a competitor who has become a familiar rival? Or will Dolph Ziggler’s dynamic offense result in championship gold around The Showoff’s chiseled waist? Watch the thrilling Intercontinental Championship duel live when WWE Fastlane takes over the award-winning WWE Network Sunday at 8 ET/5 PT.

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...
No Sid no watch

DukeofCA
Aug 18, 2011

I am shocked and appalled.
Where's the exit I need to get off this fastlane.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE


THE GOLDEN TRUTH SHALL SET US FREE

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
Law and Order season 2 is pretty good guys, Paul Sorvino is a pretty fun lead cop and Stone is a truly underrated prosecutor.

post your favorite law and order episodes

i like the one svu episode where stabler goes to Europe for some reason

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

abraham linksys posted:

oh I was working on an op

here are its contents in full

gj, yours is better than mine, but I'm still trying to figure out if I am going to bother to order pizza

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



We are on the FASTLANE™ to the ROAD TO WRESTLINGMANIA™

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


beep beep

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
Vroom!

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

im super depressed

and now I have to watch WWE

whats the hotline number

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

Genericide
Jan 20, 2004

fastlame hahaha

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
King is on fire during the pre-show

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



Zyla posted:

im super depressed

and now I have to watch WWE

whats the hotline number

1-900-909-9900

Mene Gene's got you covered

Distant Chicken
Aug 15, 2007
Lawler's heel game is ON POINT tonight

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
going to play the excellent Legends of Solitaire: Curse of the Dragons while watching this, and yes, that is the real name of a real game

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Zyla posted:

im super depressed

and now I have to watch WWE

whats the hotline number

867-5309

This is going to be balls bad

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames

abraham linksys posted:

going to play the excellent Legends of Solitaire: Curse of the Dragons while watching this, and yes, that is the real name of a real game

I prefer Zortak's Revenge: Galactic Minesweeper

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

I hope Goldust does the cum :D

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

hello friends

tonight dean will feel like paul walker

cronox2
Jul 24, 2010



woah, you look
REALLY pissed off...
START YOUR ENGINES

v

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

I sure hope Cole will explain to me how to use the new WWE.com

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Zyla posted:

im super depressed

and now I have to watch WWE

whats the hotline number

423-438-3263, long distance charges may apply

OatmealRaisin posted:

Lawler's heel game is ON POINT tonight

he's so much better as a true heel

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
i have the bad 'za im ready 4 festline

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



I hope that Roman Reigns fella can finally win the fans over

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

OldTennisCourt posted:

post your favorite law and order episodes

The one where Curtis leads a SWAT team through an apartment building carrying an open laptop he is using to troll a hacker in order to "ping his ip" and locate him.

Dunbar
Feb 21, 2003

I've tried three different devices and the Network looks like rear end on all of them. Usually it waits until at least a little ways into the PPV to gently caress up.

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
i could be kissing my future anime wife but instead im doing this w



hy

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
KO just tweeted about how hes gonna win so hes gonna lose to dorph zanzibarland, rip

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

Eltoasto posted:

I hope that Roman Reigns fella can finally win the fans over

He'll still fall short of connecting with the fans:

Distant Chicken
Aug 15, 2007

abraham linksys posted:

KO just tweeted about how hes gonna win so hes gonna lose to dorph zanzibarland, rip

Dolph Ziggler defeats Kevin Owens via Zig Zag, calling it now.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
Yay, I'll probably get to watch half the preshow, have dinner, leave for work, and start watching the show once I get settled in there (in about 4 hours or so).

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

Eltoasto posted:

I hope that Roman Reigns fella can finally win the fans over

Once Dean turns heel they'll have no chance but to cheer for him

ITS BRILLIANT

I actually meant to say no choice but no chance is thematically perfect so I'm leaving it in

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

WrasslorMonkey posted:

I sure hope Cole will explain to me how to use the new WWE.com

Step 1: Go to WWE.com
Step 2: Click "Watch the Network"
Step 3: Get taken to ANOTHER page for some reason.
Step 4: Click another sign-in button
Step 5: Sign in and watch

So much more efficient than the old system of:

Step 1. Go to WWE.com
Step 2: Click "Watch the Network"
Step 3: Sign in and watch.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

can't wait to see some wrestleing in this life in the fastlane for only 9.99

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
renee :captainpop:

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

VROOM

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

OldTennisCourt posted:


post your favorite law and order episodes


Which one has to do with bird law?

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schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me

OatmealRaisin posted:

Dolph Ziggler defeats Kevin Owens via Zig Zag, calling it now.

Down with this

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