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BoonyPC
Feb 19, 2007


notZaar posted:

Basically everybody I see at the gym with headphones are wearing beats, but on the plus side I never hear their lovely music leaking out like the maniacs who wear in ear monitors with the volume turned up to max.

I'm currently wearing small bright pink earbuds that my daughter owns after getting my usual ones caught in a cable machine and having to rip them apart to get them out

They play death metal really well

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GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.

I was using ear buds but apparently my left ear canal was more swole than the right and when I would push real hard, the left bud always popped out. Then I got bluetooth earbuds with the little clip thing that goes over your ear, and my god it changed my life. You can't even feel them and they never move. These things are awesome.

Fallows
Jan 20, 2005
not racist

started a cycle yesterday of mhon and starting my 4th month of 5/3/1 tomorrow
pretty pumped

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois


Frank Yang was arrested again

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*


Taco Defender

Al Cowens posted:

Frank Yang was arrested again

He's been arrested before? What happened?

bamhand
Apr 15, 2010


Did he suck too many or not enough BBCs?

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

Asks Stupid Questions


FogHelmut recommend steroids to me a page or two back. I know this is GBS and he was probably pulling my skinny leg but I've been giving some consideration to maybe trying a cycle later this year once I've got a baseline physique going. Should I resign to sticking needles in my rear end or is there some sort of chewable Flintstones testosterone enthanate for swolebabbies like me?

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*


Taco Defender

Steroids in pill form are a lot harder on your body than those you inject because they go through your liver twice or something. But if you do them right away instead of training hard for a few years you're retarded and will still look like poo poo.

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

Asks Stupid Questions


yes thank you

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001



Dum Cumpster posted:

Steroids in pill form are a lot harder on your body than those you inject because they go through your liver twice or something. But if you do them right away instead of training hard for a few years you're retarded and will still look like poo poo.

put em up your butt

Fallows
Jan 20, 2005
not racist

nm

Fallows fucked around with this message at Mar 2, 2016 around 04:42

soy
Jul 7, 2003



gently caress yeah bros still going strong 1 year in 2015 was mostly cutting but I'm seeing some actual gains in the last few months. Hail satan.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001



eating breakfast for dinner. brotein.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

mike stoklasas cum


Mister Speaker posted:

FogHelmut recommend steroids to me a page or two back. I know this is GBS and he was probably pulling my skinny leg but I've been giving some consideration to maybe trying a cycle later this year once I've got a baseline physique going. Should I resign to sticking needles in my rear end or is there some sort of chewable Flintstones testosterone enthanate for swolebabbies like me?

How long have you been working out? You shouldnt even consider roids unless you've worked out a few years at least

And yeah there are oral steroids but they destroy your liver

Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!


the natty dudes in my gym who obvi take training / nutrition seriously and rock impressive physiques look way better than the roidy douchebags imo anyways

Winnie the Shit
Dec 25, 2005

the cat came back

considering not going to the gym anymore after 5 years of gymmin bc I just dumped my psychopath ex and I met him at a gym. is it safer to be fat and weak y/n

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

mike stoklasas cum


Homestar Runner posted:

the natty dudes in my gym who obvi take training / nutrition seriously and rock impressive physiques look way better than the roidy douchebags imo anyways

theyre also on roids

everyone is on roids

didnt you know

Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!


well maybe but I specifically mean the real roidy meataxe vein-poppin type dudes that move around like animated slabs of concrete

ObesePriest
Nov 4, 2008


Kyashi posted:

considering not going to the gym anymore after 5 years of gymmin bc I just dumped my psychopath ex and I met him at a gym. is it safer to be fat and weak y/n

It is safer to be fat and strong

Winnie the Shit
Dec 25, 2005

the cat came back

ObesePriest posted:

It is safer to be fat and strong

did you see what happened to that tessa girl bc of George leeman tho. never safe

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

mike stoklasas cum


Steroids dont automatically turn you into a slabmonster, they just give you faster and more returns on your training. People usually take steroids in cycles, so you stop using them when u are satisfied. I have a good friend who took testosterone and he is still pretty lithe

The huge bodybuilder slab dudes are usually never satisfied

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois


Dum Cumpster posted:

He's been arrested before? What happened?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLwUKaNmNVo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1W7q2xkyly8

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

mike stoklasas cum


Please dont stink at the gym, i dont want to have to smell you

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves


I smell maple syrup when I lift. Do I stink, or am I having a stroke?

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

mike stoklasas cum


Yes

Uxzuigal
Jan 16, 2013

Chill Berserker Dude



Im not sure, but I think I might be the first victim of internet AIDS after watching that. WTF.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

drak cornfields of the earht, my dearest moths

I pass sneaky odorless farts at the gym

Uxzuigal
Jan 16, 2013

Chill Berserker Dude


unpacked robinhood posted:

I pass sneaky odorless farts at the gym

Walk-by farting when there is several people in one spot is hillarious.

sixth and maimed
Mar 20, 2012



Grimey Drawer

unpacked robinhood posted:

I pass sneaky odorless farts at the gym

Same - only not sneaky or oderless.

Zahgaegun
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.

Grimey Drawer

My Q-Face posted:

I smell maple syrup when I lift. Do I stink, or am I having a stroke?

How's your pee smell?

http://www.livestrong.com/article/4...after-exercise/

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*


Taco Defender


Please don't make me watch.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!


Lipstick Apathy

Zzulu posted:

Please dont stink at the gym, i dont want to have to smell you

You will be dunked in my sweaty rear end miasma, accept it.

ObesePriest
Nov 4, 2008


Dum Cumpster posted:

Please don't make me watch.

He didn't get arrested at least not the first video. The police officer was like brooo you nattyyy?

I don't know what the gently caress the 2nd video was.

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois


Uxzuigal posted:

Im not sure, but I think I might be the first victim of internet AIDS after watching that. WTF.
Frank Yang is a treasure.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2uoi68
This got pulled from youtube for some reason

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Your authority is not recognized in Fort Kickass.


Mister Speaker posted:

FogHelmut recommend steroids to me a page or two back. I know this is GBS and he was probably pulling my skinny leg but I've been giving some consideration to maybe trying a cycle later this year once I've got a baseline physique going. Should I resign to sticking needles in my rear end or is there some sort of chewable Flintstones testosterone enthanate for swolebabbies like me?

Full disclosure - I have never taken steroids, this is why I post here instead of being a pro athlete or movie porn star.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese


Homestar Runner posted:

the natty dudes in my gym who obvi take training / nutrition seriously and rock impressive physiques look way better than the roidy douchebags imo anyways

Sorry about your lack of 3D delts

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Your authority is not recognized in Fort Kickass.


I just watched Creed last night, Michael B Jordan has impressive beach muscles, but literally no lats at all. Kind of impressed but not sure.

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois


I'm thinking of transitioning to bulk meal prep because I'm getting worn out on cooking every day but then again I need something to fill that void

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!


Lipstick Apathy

FogHelmut posted:

I just watched Creed last night, Michael B Jordan has impressive beach muscles, but literally no lats at all. Kind of impressed but not sure.

What would a boxer need lats for? They're not doing a lot of pulling.

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MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese


notZaar posted:

What would a boxer need lats for? They're not doing a lot of pulling.

To give an illusion of width to intimidate their opposition, duh

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