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Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

Asks Stupid Questions


FogHelmut posted:

Full disclosure - I have never taken steroids, this is why I post here instead of being a pro athlete or movie porn star.

I kinda figured you were messing with me.

Sonofabitch. I missed leg day last week so I set a reminder on my phone like, "hey rear end in a top hat do your legs today". Two sets in and I felt my left patella do something gross. I guess it's chest/triceps day after all.

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unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

drak cornfields of the earht, my dearest moths

I don't know how you assholes manage to lift so much when i can barely handle the bar. Maybe im weak and lame

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves



I hadn't noticed any strong odors when I pee, just occasionally when I sweat (and I don't eat syrup), but I also haven't been paying attention.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 4083 days!


how fit do you have to be before you can perform the legendary "self suck" technique?


Sig courtesy of the extremely talented vanisher

UnfurledSails
Sep 1, 2011

Popping brain cells


unpacked robinhood posted:

I don't know how you assholes manage to lift so much when i can barely handle the bar. Maybe im weak and lame

Well I started with the bar and increased the weight a bit each time I went to the gym. Then I stopped going to the gym because it was getting too difficult, but then restarted when I felt like I was a weak sack of poo poo. Then I stopped going again because lifting is hard and I wanted to eat pizza a lot. Then like 3 months later I started going to the gym again.

Repeat this like 6-7 times and now I'm going regularly and working on squatting three plates for 3x5 and seeing my abs for the first time by summer. So the lesson is that you should never quit. OR you can quit, like, a lot, but never really really quit

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

mike stoklasas cum


P-Mack
Nov 10, 2007



Dude swallowed a drat turtle.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!


Lipstick Apathy

Dude is the living embodiment of "swole".

Magic Rabbit Hat
Nov 4, 2006

Strength And Boner!


Holy poo poo it's E. Honda.

SpeedyCow
Oct 8, 2001

I luv the itty bitty Phillies!
I luv the itty bitty Phillies!
I luv the itty bitty Phillies!

Goal physique

roymorrison
Jul 26, 2005


Lmao at these jabronis who do steroids but don't have a total

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016



roymorrison posted:

Lmao at these jabronis who do steroids but don't have a total

Yeah getting a plastic trophy truly makes it all worth it

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Your authority is not recognized in Fort Kickass.


Mister Speaker posted:

I kinda figured you were messing with me.

Sonofabitch. I missed leg day last week so I set a reminder on my phone like, "hey rear end in a top hat do your legs today". Two sets in and I felt my left patella do something gross. I guess it's chest/triceps day after all.

Legit though if you want to be rich and famous and literally crush pussy, take steroids.

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

Pussy is only good when compressed into a dense cube by the force of my vascular manmeat

#swoletruths

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves


Well I checked and my pee doesn't smell like anything. I guess it's a stroke!

Say Nothing
Mar 4, 2013

RRG?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFnMdD5NRHI

cracker
May 12, 2003


Lol if you're over 30 and not pinning test on the reg.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!


Lipstick Apathy

Only a weird chicks pin stuff, that website is lame as hell.

eugenics_slut
Feb 27, 2016

by zen death robot


if you're a scummy scum scum womyn of gaia and love that nonconsensual polyamory dick, getting double teamed, felching sperms in public on your ovulation cycle

a low dose cycle of anavar should be the drug of choice for you

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.


eugenics_slut posted:

if you're a scummy scum scum womyn of gaia and love that nonconsensual polyamory dick, getting double teamed, felching sperms in public on your ovulation cycle

a low dose cycle of anavar should be the drug of choice for you

Source your quotes.

eugenics_slut
Feb 27, 2016

by zen death robot


Dreddout posted:

Source your quotes.

https://www.steroid.com/anavar-for-women.php

Concatenation
Jul 23, 2005

Your human mentality cries out for vengeance and thrives on the violence you say you can hardly endure.

Fallen Rib

behold my goal physique

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=so27-EFsMPw#t=479s

Fallows
Jan 20, 2005
not racist

omg... that poor guy lol

he looks like hes in so much discomfort up there

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!


Lipstick Apathy


So does he have a massive untreated hernia or what? WTF is wrong with his torso?

Party Alarm
May 10, 2012


I farted really loudly at the bottom of a heavy squat today

Magic Rabbit Hat
Nov 4, 2006

Strength And Boner!


Party Alarm posted:

I farted really loudly at the bottom of a heavy squat today

I hope you used the extra thrust to finish your rep.

Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!


um it's called turbo and it's totally a thing




do u even turbo brah

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!


Lipstick Apathy

That's not true, "turbo" implies twisting or spinning.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001



SUPA SET *pushes u out of the way*

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*


Taco Defender

*machine gun noises*

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001



I love all of those videos very much.

ObesePriest
Nov 4, 2008


I had pizza yesterday and today for dinner. Will the make me fat or fatter? Thanks

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*


Taco Defender

Everyone had better or they can get the gently caress out.

Applies to both posts I guess ^^

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001



ObesePriest posted:

I had pizza yesterday and today for dinner. Will the make me fat or fatter? Thanks

Its called bulking.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

mike stoklasas cum


notZaar posted:

So does he have a massive untreated hernia or what? WTF is wrong with his torso?

roidgut




dont do (too much) roids kids

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves


I jumped up my DL from 255 to 275 today, I had to use the switch grip because my babby arms. I also started doing dumbbell curls at the beginning of my workout and barbell curls at the end. I started off with 25 pound dumbbells and I had to go down to 15 because my left bicep is a little bitch and I jerk off with my right hand.

Some more fun douchebags at the gym today: The guy with the loose belt on squatting 135 and 150, then spotting the girl he was with while he was teaching her to box squat with 45 and then 95. Oh, and they were breathing through the whole ROM, too.

Or am I the douchebag for not saying anything?

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Your authority is not recognized in Fort Kickass.


Zzulu posted:

roidgut




dont do (too much) roids kids

Lol if you don't think your organs should be swole

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001




For just dollars a day...you too...can help starving bodybuilders in Africa.

Can you help them? Please?

Call now and we will send you a short biography about your bodybuilder and his dreams of being swole.

ObesePriest
Nov 4, 2008


Chinatown posted:

Its called bulking.

Oh good I've been doing that for at least the last 20 years. I expect to see the gains any time now.


My Q-Face posted:

I jumped up my DL from 255 to 275 today, I had to use the switch grip because my babby arms. I also started doing dumbbell curls at the beginning of my workout and barbell curls at the end. I started off with 25 pound dumbbells and I had to go down to 15 because my left bicep is a little bitch and I jerk off with my right hand.

Some more fun douchebags at the gym today: The guy with the loose belt on squatting 135 and 150, then spotting the girl he was with while he was teaching her to box squat with 45 and then 95. Oh, and they were breathing through the whole ROM, too.

Or am I the douchebag for not saying anything?

You should tell them to hold their breath all the way through every rep so they pass out and you can use their station.

I also squat 135 but sometimes I do more but sometimes I do less.

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My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves


ObesePriest posted:

I also squat 135 but sometimes I do more but sometimes I do less.

Do you wear a belt when you do?

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