SWOLE exception 2016: ~*THIGHBLASTER ZONE*~

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damn horror queefs: Oct 14, 2005; say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

Loading up those plates like a buffet.
Fuckin gains bros.

# ¿ Feb 23, 2016 20:20

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 01:39

damn horror queefs: Oct 14, 2005; say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

Pussy is only good when compressed into a dense cube by the force of my vascular manmeat

#swoletruths

# ¿ Mar 2, 2016 23:04

damn horror queefs: Oct 14, 2005; say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

Wrestlers are a pretty well known example of how steroid use ends up.

Most of them die of heart attacks at 49 but some are totally fine and yet still others like Rick Flair are actually just ancient mummies from Babylonian times come to taste the sweet pulp of our soul juices

# ¿ Mar 18, 2016 11:14

damn horror queefs: Oct 14, 2005; say hello
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Homestar Runner posted:

let's list dictator gym bros

Swole Pot
Donald Pump
Osama bin Liftin'

Obvious but Fitler :godwin:

Gainzgis Khan
Bicepsto Muscleni
Uhhh Low-reps Stallin? idk

# ¿ Mar 20, 2016 10:27

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Med School posted:

Was reading the "gain 30 lbs in 2 months" section of 4 hour body by Tim Ferriss. Seems kind of impossible/horribly impractical for someone who has a job. Any thoughts

Have what she's having:

My Q-Face posted:

# ¿ Mar 20, 2016 21:31

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notZaar posted:

I feel like poo poo but I'm gonna squat heavy today anyways, goona hurk all over the rack.

Hell yeah squat barf brother. Mondays are meant for pain. And also gainz I guess but my squat is plateaued as gently caress. Oh well.

# ¿ Mar 21, 2016 19:17

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Dum Cumpster posted:

Am I reading your post correctly that you do a lift once a week and it has mysteriously plateaued?

nope just that mondays aren't fun and I happened to be doing legs today. my squat has plateaued for other reasons, probably because my diet is 75% coffee

# ¿ Mar 22, 2016 04:58

damn horror queefs: Oct 14, 2005; say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

Lol if u dont eat food straight off the floor snarling like an animal at passers-by

# ¿ Mar 22, 2016 21:58

damn horror queefs: Oct 14, 2005; say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

Say Nothing posted:

http://i.imgur.com/1XyL3SI.mp4

the best part about this isn't the dude repeatedly pounding on his own butthole with his heel -- a powerful technique though it be -- but the astonished onlooker in the top left trying to figure out what the gently caress he's watching

# ¿ Mar 24, 2016 03:44

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 01:39

damn horror queefs: Oct 14, 2005; say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

Zzulu posted:

Im eatin chicken and vegetables

hosed up if true

# ¿ Apr 8, 2016 16:37

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