|
Josuke Higashikata posted:drat, Shane o Mac is back and my interest in raw sky rockets. Awesome.
|
#
?
Feb 23, 2016 08:10
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 25, 2024 15:27 |
|
|
well at least triple hhh got himself really loving over #takeitbreakit
|
|
#
?
Feb 23, 2016 08:11
|
|
|
CatelynIsAZombie posted:well at least triple hhh got himself really loving over #takeitbreakit the cerebrame assasskicker
|
|
#
?
Feb 23, 2016 08:13
|
|
|
Rhonne posted:I'm not even sure what you could do to really fix the Wyatts at this point, other than maybe breaking them up and giving Luke Harper a big push. You could give them achievable goals
|
|
#
?
Feb 23, 2016 08:16
|
|
|
I only have one question. What the gently caress is in Shane McMahon's mysterious lockbox? Vince's stip was that if Taker wins, he gets into this "lockbox" that Shane has that apparently contains something important to Vince...? I didn't really follow that part, it was really quick.
|
|
#
?
Feb 23, 2016 08:16
|
|
|
If this somehow leads to the return of the Mean Street Posse I'm all for it.
|
|
#
?
Feb 23, 2016 08:16
|
|
|
Vince's phylactery containing his bound soul is in the lockbox.
|
|
#
?
Feb 23, 2016 08:18
|
|
|
Under the vegetable posted:Vince's phylactery containing his bound soul is in the lockbox. Inside is either the Knockouts Title, the opportunity to make any match of your choosing, a tarantula, or being forced to striptease. Vince really wants to force Stephanie to strip for him.
|
|
#
?
Feb 23, 2016 08:19
|
|
|
Under the vegetable posted:I only have one question. What the gently caress is in Shane McMahon's mysterious lockbox? Vince's stip was that if Taker wins, he gets into this "lockbox" that Shane has that apparently contains something important to Vince...? I didn't really follow that part, it was really quick. a return to turn of the millennium feuding mcmahons storylines brings a return to turn of the millennium lockbox memes
|
|
#
?
Feb 23, 2016 08:19
|
|
|
HHH getting massive cheers as he slams Roman's face into the table was the hardest I've laughed all month.
|
|
#
?
Feb 23, 2016 08:20
|
|
|
Rhonne posted:I'm not even sure what you could do to really fix the Wyatts at this point, other than maybe breaking them up and giving Luke Harper a big push. I don't think you CAN fix the Wyatts, to be honest. They've been run straight into the loving ground in an absolutely profound way. I think your only hope would be taking them off TV for awhile, make just enough space for the overexposure to fade, then hit the reset button by having them just debut the way they did in the first place--this scary, chaotic group that wrecks people, disrupts the show and is seemingly unstoppable--so instead of them being a 10-minute Bray promo and a match they're probably going to lose, it's just giant scary swamp hillbillies loving everyone up, and the less time they spend explaining things and adding nuance, the better. Don't let Bray give a speech until he kills a main eventer.
|
|
#
?
Feb 23, 2016 08:20
|
|
|
Rhonne posted:I'm not even sure what you could do to really fix the Wyatts at this point, other than maybe breaking them up and giving Luke Harper a big push. WWE can turn around heels anytime they want, from the last five years they already have pretty good templates to work with in the Shield and Mark Henry's Hall of Pain WHC run. Just have the group actually run roughshod over faces and actually give Bray a WWE title run and have him convert another person or two into the stable. It's making faces the audience collectively wants to cheer for that''s been the problem.
|
|
#
?
Feb 23, 2016 08:22
|
|
|
Under the vegetable posted:I only have one question. What the gently caress is in Shane McMahon's mysterious lockbox? Sweet DOTA hats.
|
|
#
?
Feb 23, 2016 08:26
|
|
|
SHOEPLEX CITY, BITCH
|
|
#
?
Feb 23, 2016 08:26
|
|
|
The Wyatts loving suck and I don't ever want to see them on my TV again Except for Harper, he can stay
|
|
#
?
Feb 23, 2016 08:26
|
|
|
https://twitter.com/DeathToAllMarks/status/702030319168397312
|
|
#
?
Feb 23, 2016 08:28
|
|
|
Joke's on you, Roman! That was a vial of Cowboy Bob Orton's blood!
|
|
#
?
Feb 23, 2016 08:29
|
|
|
That does explain a lot. The commentary acknowledged the blood which they only do when it's intended, but it seemed crazy for them to try to give a guy a hardway nosebleed.
|
|
#
?
Feb 23, 2016 08:30
|
|
|
Under the vegetable posted:I only have one question. What the gently caress is in Shane McMahon's mysterious lockbox? Vince's stip was that if Taker wins, he gets into this "lockbox" that Shane has that apparently contains something important to Vince...? I didn't really follow that part, it was really quick. 
|
|
#
?
Feb 23, 2016 08:32
|
|
|
Byron Saxton handed Roman Reigns a blood capsule after the face smashes into the announce table. Edit: Yeah kind of explains how his hands got so drat bloody before HHH punched his face in. The blood looked a bit off colorwise too.
|
|
#
?
Feb 23, 2016 08:33
|
|
|
I didn't watch this live but the highlights of the HHH beating is on YouTube and the crowd reactions are pretty much in tact, surprisingly. Although I don't know if they could have edited anything out successfully. The reaction to the fist-cock crotch-chop was awesome. I can't believe I seriously just typed that previous sentence. Ninja Edit: Link because I'm an idiot: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lDeqh261nQ
|
|
#
?
Feb 23, 2016 08:33
|
|
|
Under the vegetable posted:I only have one question. What the gently caress is in Shane McMahon's mysterious lockbox? Vince's stip was that if Taker wins, he gets into this "lockbox" that Shane has that apparently contains something important to Vince...? I didn't really follow that part, it was really quick. it was a bad old man metaphor for saying he has to stop holding the money over his head like some sort of black mail. My goofy theory is that Shane McMahon said "Huuuuge mistake" like Donald Trump normally does because he hinted that Shane used his money to help buy back Raw/WWE from Trump after Vince sold it originally. Which leads to this whole "I've secretly been running things in the background this whole time." KungFu Grip fucked around with this message at 08:42 on Feb 23, 2016 |
|
#
?
Feb 23, 2016 08:36
|
|
|
Now I wish there was a real lockbox involved.
|
|
#
?
Feb 23, 2016 08:38
|
|
|
top babyface The Asskicker, The Cerebral Assassin, The King of Kings, The Game, Terra Ryzing, Triple H, HHH. Haitch, Hunter Hearst Helmsley
|
|
#
?
Feb 23, 2016 08:39
|
|
|
Foochs, just wanted to say you were right about the Lesnar/Ambrose No DQ thing: In a straight match, I wouldn't buy Ambrose winning, but now I would. Also I don't see how that's distinctly a blood capsule and not a blade. It even looks like Roman's blading as he's against the table. Alain Post posted:I'm never saying anything mean about Rovert again.
|
|
#
?
Feb 23, 2016 08:41
|
|
|
I can't imagine blading anywhere around the nose would produce that much blood that quickly. It also just seems like a really weird thing to do.
|
|
#
?
Feb 23, 2016 08:43
|
|
|
sticklefifer posted:Foochs, just wanted to say you were right about the Lesnar/Ambrose No DQ thing: In a straight match, I wouldn't buy Ambrose winning, but now I would. Roman didn't blade his mouth/nose which is where the blood is at when pulled off the announce table.
|
|
#
?
Feb 23, 2016 08:43
|
|
|
Critical posted:I didn't watch this live but the highlights of the HHH beating is on YouTube and the crowd reactions are pretty much in tact, surprisingly. Although I don't know if they could have edited anything out successfully. The reaction to the fist-cock crotch-chop was awesome. I can't believe I seriously just typed that previous sentence. lmao did 46 year old triple hhh really straight up wreck roman in a fight without any help or foul play hell, i'd cheer for him too
|
|
#
?
Feb 23, 2016 08:44
|
|
|
#TeamAlain #LineInTheSand #EvolutionOstentatious posted:top babyface The Asskicker, The Cerebral Assassin, The King of Kings, The Game, Terra Ryzing, Triple H, HHH. Haitch, Hunter Hearst Helmsley The Main Event, The Icon, The Legend, Future Hall of Famer, Executive VP of Talent, Cool Rad Selfie Dad, Mr. Shovel, Satan Himself
|
|
#
?
Feb 23, 2016 08:45
|
|
|
At least Wrestlemania 22 theoretically had the feel good moment with Rey Mysterio after Eddie died.
|
|
#
?
Feb 23, 2016 08:47
|
|
|
The lockbox is actually "Laplace's Box," containing an agreement that would turn control of the company over to younger talent in the event that a "Perfect Ten" were to arise.
|
|
#
?
Feb 23, 2016 08:49
|
|
|
Under the vegetable posted:I only have one question. What the gently caress is in Shane McMahon's mysterious lockbox? Vince's stip was that if Taker wins, he gets into this "lockbox" that Shane has that apparently contains something important to Vince...? I didn't really follow that part, it was really quick. Linda is damaged goods and Shane has the pics to prove it.
|
|
#
?
Feb 23, 2016 08:49
|
|
|
Nessus posted:The lockbox is actually "Laplace's Box," containing an agreement that would turn control of the company over to younger talent in the event that a "Perfect Ten" were to arise. It's the Lament Configuration. Next year is Taker vs Pinhead.
|
|
#
?
Feb 23, 2016 08:51
|
|
|
I googled WWE lockbox assuming there was some joke I wasn't getting and it is mentioned on wwe.com? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/2016-02-22/article/shane-mcmahon-returns-wwe quote:To top it off, Shane also demanded control of Monday Night Raw, which his father agreed to … with a catch: Shane must compete in a match of Mr. McMahon’s choosing and surrender a lock box of undisclosed family secrets should he lose. And that match is? Hell in a Cell … at WrestleMania … against The Undertaker. Perhaps it is a paternity test revealing the Finlay thing was a swerve and Hornswoggle is indeed Vince's illegitimate son.
|
|
#
?
Feb 23, 2016 08:53
|
|
|
sticklefifer posted:Foochs, just wanted to say you were right about the Lesnar/Ambrose No DQ thing: In a straight match, I wouldn't buy Ambrose winning, but now I would. Thank you!  It's the same situation as the Punk/Lesnar feud. Plus it'll make the match better in general.
|
|
#
?
Feb 23, 2016 08:54
|
|
|
Scrappy underdog gets even with corporate backed challenger Roman Reigns.
|
|
#
?
Feb 23, 2016 08:54
|
|
|
it's probably just stocks and other legal poo poo
|
|
#
?
Feb 23, 2016 08:56
|
|
|
lockbox contains some of vince's secret fanfics and animes
|
|
#
?
Feb 23, 2016 09:03
|
|
|
A smaller lockbox
|
|
#
?
Feb 23, 2016 09:04
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 25, 2024 15:27 |
|
|
Roman's facial injury is used as an excuse by The Authority to rule him unable to compete and remove him from the Wrestlemania booking. Roman, wearing a mask to protect his disfiguring injuries, disappears from TV, but in the weeks leading up to Mania begins to make silent sporadic appearances backstage, ruining company plans and destroying things backstage until he gets what he wants- a full performance of his opera, Don Juan Triumphant.
|
|
#
?
Feb 23, 2016 09:04
|
|