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I moved into this place in June and only bought 1 big pack of toilet paper when I moved in. Always poop at work.
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on average how often do you poop at work? I think I poop at work a minimum of twice a day. Sometimes up to 5! I have Crohn's disease though so my booty issues may be a little more aggressive than those of you who just drink soda and eat fast food all day.
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Feb 23, 2016 22:47
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I used to work in a super premium office building that had granite for the stall dividers and this nice mood lighting in the restrooms. I dropped some really nice dukes in there. I hated the job but the toilet was superb.
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Feb 23, 2016 22:56
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Ben Smash posted:on average how often do you poop at work? I think I poop at work a minimum of twice a day. Sometimes up to 5! I have Crohn's disease though so my booty issues may be a little more aggressive than those of you who just drink soda and eat fast food all day.
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Feb 23, 2016 22:58
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Awesome to be the first at work and load up that freshly cleaned and sanitized bowl
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Feb 23, 2016 22:59
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Full Metal Jackass posted:It's disturbing the amount of shitter hawks hover around the bathroom when the cleaning sign is up, waiting for this opportunity. Sometimes if there is competition you just have to stare the other guys down till they gently caress off, or otherwise you can begin crowing loudly and they will be too intimidated to challenge you. Weener Beater posted:Awesome to be the first at work and load up that freshly cleaned and sanitized bowl This is the exact reason I begin work at 9 AM, instead of 7 or some poo poo. Also it is a good incentive for coming in on a Saturday
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Feb 23, 2016 23:30
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Ben Smash posted:on average how often do you poop at work? I think I poop at work a minimum of twice a day. Sometimes up to 5! I have Crohn's disease though so my booty issues may be a little more aggressive than those of you who just drink soda and eat fast food all day. Once at 9ish and then again between 1 and 2. If you don't have regularly timed shits you're a hosed up human being with a bad rear end in a top hat, IMO.
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Feb 23, 2016 23:31
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My question is if I were to go to another timezone, would I still poo poo at 9 and 2 in the new time, or would I poo poo at 9 and 2 EST? Do you think making GBS threads follows the actual clock and it's a mental thing or is it more of a biological clock??
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Feb 23, 2016 23:32
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You guys ever think about how different people have different poop schedules and it seems so weird and foreign? Like I can't imagine someone who regularly shits twice a day. I just can't imagine being that person, going once and knowing you will go again before the day is done. Weird and crazy stuff.
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Feb 23, 2016 23:33
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OctoberBlues posted:You guys ever think about how different people have different poop schedules and it seems so weird and foreign? Like I can't imagine someone who regularly shits twice a day. I just can't imagine being that person, going once and knowing you will go again before the day is done. Weird and crazy stuff. So you just carry that second poo poo around with you all day? You gotta learn to let it go.
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Feb 23, 2016 23:35
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gannyGrabber posted:So you just carry that second poo poo around with you all day? You gotta learn to let it go. Dude, there are people who go every other day. I also can't comprehend that. One poop for one day is the way to go.
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Feb 23, 2016 23:36
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You can get $40 for each poop you donate to openbiome if you meet their eligibility requirements. Your poop will be then transplanted into somebody else's rear end via a medical procedure. http://www.openbiome.org/stool-donation/
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Feb 23, 2016 23:38
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gannyGrabber posted:Once at 9ish and then again between 1 and 2. If you don't have regularly timed shits you're a hosed up human being with a bad rear end in a top hat, IMO. Don't you think that's a little harsh. Some of us have legit booty issues and while we have an average schedule, sometimes there are irregular events. Sometimes my poo has blood in it. Sometimes it's green. Sometimes there's loose change. OctoberBlues posted:Dude, there are people who go every other day. I also can't comprehend that. One poop for one day is the way to go. Yeah I don't get people who have a problem pooping. I mean, it's probably opiates but, just free your bowels, son. It's very cathartic.
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Feb 23, 2016 23:41
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Ben Smash posted:Don't you think that's a little harsh. Some of us have legit booty issues and while we have an average schedule, sometimes there are irregular events. Sometimes my poo has blood in it. Sometimes it's green. Sometimes there's loose change. OK I am really sorry. poo poo in peace mr. Smash
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Feb 24, 2016 00:35
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My cubical is next to the men's room. The door has been stuck open for a week. 4 men making GBS threads at once is a noisy and smelly affair.
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Feb 24, 2016 02:11
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Full Metal Jackass posted:It's disturbing the amount of shitter hawks hover around the bathroom when the cleaning sign is up, waiting for this opportunity. you are lying to yourself if you wouldn't soil fresh porcelain
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Feb 24, 2016 02:24
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enough kink shaming! leave the op alone with his poo poo.
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Feb 24, 2016 04:28
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Holding in a poop now so i can can get paid to do it later
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Feb 24, 2016 14:30
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gannyGrabber posted:OK I am really sorry. poo poo in peace mr. Smash Thank you Mr. Grabber. I accept your poopology. 7:40AM. Gonna down this protein shake and demolish some pop tarts and I should be good to go in about an hour. I did have to poo after I showered this morning and that sucked.
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Feb 24, 2016 14:41
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Oop may have spoke too soon. Here it comes!
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Feb 24, 2016 14:50
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AEMINAL posted:i'd rather poo poo my drat pants than poo in public, OP gbs.txt
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Feb 24, 2016 15:14
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im ways hungover and probably gonna use the restroom at work for a primo jo sesh edit: look through the stall crack, i dare you
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Feb 24, 2016 15:15
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gannyGrabber posted:The shitter at my work gets cleaned erry day at approx 9 AM, and you can bet I'm in there at 9:15 taking it for a test run. This is funny as hell because I used to work for a guy who would section off one of the two mens toilets whenever clients were around and have it cleaned especially for them. If I knew clients were coming, i'd eat the worst food i could find the day before, i know a place that serves pure scotch bonnets with their food so i'd go there. Then i'd sneak in before anyone realised and loving destroy that toilet. I did this for months, he eventually set up a camera on the door but i'd just cover it up, take my poo poo and uncover it again. I only did this at first because he threw me under the bus at one of these meetings to save his own skin, but after a while it just became habit. Work poop best poop.
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Feb 24, 2016 15:24
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Lol @ sissygirls that can't poop in public or the spergs that carefully make a little seat out of tp and if someone enters the bathroom will sit quietly in dread until they leave.
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Feb 24, 2016 15:30
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dogstile posted:This is funny as hell because I used to work for a guy who would section off one of the two mens toilets whenever clients were around and have it cleaned especially for them. If I knew clients were coming, i'd eat the worst food i could find the day before, i know a place that serves pure scotch bonnets with their food so i'd go there. its like if the ad company from mad men hired larry gooseman
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Feb 24, 2016 16:50
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Ben Smash posted:If you don't want to poop during work I hear opiates make you constipated so make l maybe do some heroin? What do you think immodium is, that's why it's killed TCC goons
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Feb 24, 2016 16:59
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Ten mins left in work poop
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Feb 24, 2016 17:05
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Ben Smash posted:As somebody who has poo poo their pants in public, you don't want to do this. It is an awful, humiliating experience. It makes for a great storytelling set, though! go on
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Feb 24, 2016 17:08
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poo poo posting right now
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Feb 24, 2016 17:08
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the story is on iTunes. I'd tell you what to search but I'm afraid you crazy people will doxx me, because it's listed under my real name! 
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Feb 24, 2016 17:12
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shovelbum posted:What do you think immodium is, that's why it's killed TCC goons Wait, what?
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Feb 24, 2016 17:13
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just took a huge honkin poo poo heck yer
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Feb 24, 2016 17:26
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numberoneposter posted:just took a huge honkin poo poo numbertwoposter
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Feb 24, 2016 17:28
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I'm pooping at work right now op
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Feb 24, 2016 17:33
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My job has a really good poop setup. The USDA lives there so there is basically always someone who's job it is to make sure a mess isn't seen by the feds, free enough to clean the toilets. They are dimly lit and people just fart and poo poo freely but it never stinks that bad except this one time a motherfucker next to me was farting up a storm and he had odorous huevos and i had to poop really bad but it was way too much and i just saddled back up and walked five minutes to the other bathroom and was late back to work. wash your balls if you poo poo at work please, thank you.
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Feb 24, 2016 17:44
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my lab has single-occupancy bathrooms and it's great masturbating at work has never been easier!
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Feb 24, 2016 18:31
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lmao at all the goons with desks next to the toilets
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Feb 24, 2016 18:52
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Talking about "getting paid to poop" is the gooniest thing, I'm pretty sure there's a reddit forum dedicated to it now
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Feb 24, 2016 18:55
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Sometimes I run home from the office. One day I was getting ready to go and decided to drop a deuce before I left. I headed into the ladies room and it was so gross (water and paper towels everywhere, poo poo smell hanging so strongly in the air that it was almost visible, every toilet seat splattered with some fluid) that I headed out to the lakefront path and ran half a mile to the first bathroom along the beach. That's right, my work ladies room was so gross that pooping in a Chicago Park District beach bathroom was preferable.
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The men's loos at my new workplace are a bit further away than the ladies', so I take the third option and use the disabled loo (which, I am told, is a toilet that disabled people are able to use, not a toilet solely for disabled people).
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