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Mao Zedong Thot
Oct 16, 2008


Tujague posted:

I just looked this up and it's true what the gently caress

What the loving gently caress

I was joking about how retarded the olympics is earlier but what the greasy butt loving gently caress racewalking in the name of gently caress

Okay I'm out

one of my cs professors in school was a legit racewalking champion

he was also a toolbox, go figure

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Shake Lockerman
Jul 5, 2013

O, rejoice!
For soon the world will burst with wombs
The sun will claw for the trees in vain
And an ocean of bones will creak below
Is Brazil's national sport, shooting homeless children in the street, going to be included in the Olympics this time?

luncheon meat
Oct 11, 2007

Brendan Jones, 42, Bendigo
which disease will Bob Costas contract this time?

Sochi was fun but it kinda worked because Russia has money but Rio has ....?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Tujague posted:

I just looked this up and it's true what the gently caress

What the loving gently caress

I was joking about how retarded the olympics is earlier but what the greasy butt loving gently caress racewalking in the name of gently caress

Okay I'm out

But wrestling was out. It's back in

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

luncheon meat posted:

which disease will Bob Costas contract this time?

Sochi was fun but it kinda worked because Russia has money but Rio has ....?

Lol Russia has money

luncheon meat
Oct 11, 2007

Brendan Jones, 42, Bendigo

Darth123123 posted:

Lol Russia has money

uhhhhhhhhh yeah ofc they do, Putin even has a platinum dick

Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014

Guys, look. BRICS. BRICS..

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Dandywalken posted:

Guys, look. BRICS. BRICS..

it really is remarkable how many people bought that narrative hook line and sinker because a british retard said so

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

ChrisHansen posted:

Isn't Rio where there's thousands of poor shacks piled upon each other with the only form of policing is provided by gangs?


I just assume it's like the undercity in Star Wars kotor

thats pretty much all of brazil

Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014

Fojar38 posted:

it really is remarkable how many people bought that narrative hook line and sinker because a british retard said so

You see, if you look at the price of a Big Mac, you'll find Russia is actually in great economic shape!!!

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Tujague posted:

I just looked this up and it's true what the gently caress

What the loving gently caress

I was joking about how retarded the olympics is earlier but what the greasy butt loving gently caress racewalking in the name of gently caress

Okay I'm out

chess has a chance to become an olympic sport because nerds are whiny and entitled and if it does become a sport theyd have tio get tested for steroids lol

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

ChrisHansen posted:

Isn't Rio where there's thousands of poor shacks piled upon each other with the only form of policing is provided by gangs?


I just assume it's like the undercity in Star Wars kotor

Did you just bring Star Wars fanfic into this thread?

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

luncheon meat posted:

which disease will Bob Costas contract this time?
zika, duh

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Honestly who cares about the Olympics. Like what kind of loser looks forward to this bullshit happening every four years

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

Honestly who cares about the Olympics. Like what kind of loser looks forward to this bullshit happening every four years

The Olympics rules if you're American because you get to watch your people crush the taco countries. Plus the inevitable cluster gently caress as the host taco country tries to look good and fails.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

Honestly who cares about the Olympics. Like what kind of loser looks forward to this bullshit happening every four years

cool i bet u think the super bowl sucks too nerd

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

luncheon meat posted:

which disease will Bob Costas contract this time?

Sochi was fun but it kinda worked because Russia has money but Rio has ....?

he is the disease

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

BigBoss posted:

The Olympics rules if you're American because you get to watch your people crush the taco countries. Plus the inevitable cluster gently caress as the host taco country tries to look good and fails.

Watching the country fail a la Sochi is funny, but I'm just surprised that its still a "thing". In the days before televised professional sports, sure, but it seems obsolete in the 21st century

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Robo Reagan posted:

cool i bet u think the super bowl sucks too nerd

No no I'm a diehard NFL fan. Love the NBA too...NBA playoffs is as good as sports gets

But track n field? Swimming? Lol who cares

Pookum
Mar 5, 2011

gaming is life
well its proablby beacuse the olympic guys are old white men and brazil is full of women with huge asses?

Relin
Oct 6, 2002

You have been a most worthy adversary, but in every game, there are winners and there are losers. And as you know, in this game, losers get robotizicized!

amusinginquiry posted:

This will cause a zika pandemic and lead to a sharp rise in retarded babies born worldwide
they were gonna get abortions after the games anyway https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abortion_doping

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



88h88 posted:

Is horse riding still in the olympics because that seems like the dumbest thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGrOxU8yHNo

wide stance
Jan 28, 2011

If there's more than one way to do a job, and one of those ways will result in disaster, then he will do it that way.
IOC can always move it to a major American city (with a velodrome) that can host it at a moment's notice.

Velodrome is the hardest part, 250m wood boards for cycling that are also really fun/heavily used by local riders is sacrilege to cities apparently.

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

wide stance posted:

IOC can always move it to a major American city (with a velodrome) that can host it at a moment's notice.

Velodrome is the hardest part, 250m wood boards for cycling that are also really fun/heavily used by local riders is sacrilege to cities apparently.

This is America, no the UK, China, or some other crap country. We could build a velodrome in like a week if we needed to.

Nodelphi
Jan 30, 2004

We are all quite capable of believing in anything as long as it's improbable.

Ham Wrangler
Has Sochi been reclaimed by the dogs and wilderness yet?

The Bible
May 8, 2010

oh boy I can't wait to see which country cheats the most and still loses

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

at least these olympics have rugby as a sport for the first time. NBC's been showing it for the past couple of years and it's awesome, more free-flowing than football

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Y-Hat posted:

at least these olympics have rugby as a sport for the first time. NBC's been showing it for the past couple of years and it's awesome, more free-flowing than football

they both have their pros imo, i enjoy either

i'd love to watch american olympic football, if only to see the pats cheat against the berlin adler

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Sheep-Goats posted:

Reminder that they took wrestling out of the Olympics.

Wrestling.

They be hating on The Rock.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

http://www.npr.org/sections/health-...ontent=20160222

quote:

So once we had Zika virus coming into Aedes aegypti, this highly urbanized mosquito, that's when we started having this explosive spread. Of course, it traveled from Asia. It came out of Africa. It came into Malaysia, and then probably into the Philippines, Micronesia and French Polynesia. And that was the sort of slow spread, but then the rapid expansion happened when it came from French Polynesia into Brazil, and that was almost certainly through a flight, either people from French Polynesia coming to Brazil for the World Cup or possibly an international canoe race.
good job Brazil, your first lovely sports tournament brought a deadly disease and your next lovely sports tournament will spread it even further

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
zika outbreak in the olympic village fuckbarn

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



mdm posted:

zika outbreak in the olympic village fuckbarn

Cheaper than having abortion docs on retainer

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

The Rage posted:

Cheaper than having abortion docs on retainer

they're all on so many pseudo drugs that aren't banned yet they can't possibly conceive anyway

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!


LOL @ the idea of BRICS.
Brazil: poo poo hole dump that is corrupt as gently caress
Russia: Collapsing poo poo hole of alcohol and drug abusing idiot assholes living in a dump led by a dictator
India: Rape and street making GBS threads capitol of the world
China: LOL their economy is d-e-d
South Africa: SpittingImage.flv

Saga
Aug 17, 2009

wide stance posted:

IOC can always move it to a major American city (with a velodrome) that can host it at a moment's notice.

Velodrome is the hardest part, 250m wood boards for cycling that are also really fun/heavily used by local riders is sacrilege to cities apparently.

The one in London seems be mostly heavily used because they give track time to school groups. You can't even get there by Boris bike lol. Other than competitive track cyclists I know zero people who own a track bike. Pretty hard to rationally justify the cost for the 50 people who will use it regularly.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
I think this person has stolen two honey-baked hams from the store and is hiding them in her pants.

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

i'd like brazil butts more if they weren't clearly fake

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer
Olympic:



Not Olympic:



Bonus Pic:

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

The Rage posted:

Cheaper than having abortion docs on retainer

what is your avatar from

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Soylent Yellow
Nov 5, 2010

yospos

BigBoss posted:



Here's a photo of the place where the sailing and rowing events are going to happen:



I'm calling bullshit on this picture. It obviously isn't from Brazil because the doll's head is way too large.

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