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Mustang
Jun 18, 2006

:thunk:
Have you considered not attending the Captain's Career Course?
:thunk:


Haha, never noticed that he put that he was fluent in Arabic and Farsi before

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Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?


Meatsicle



Totally acquitted btw

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009


Justin Tyme posted:

What am I doing with my life you ask? getting pegged by my tranny girlfriend mostly

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

I spend a lot of time irl fantasizing about a GIP goon meet in vegas or some poo poo

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Zeris:

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

I loving love ice cream

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011




Pork Pro

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

At least post my good side.

I knew I had to use you for that one because you're probably the only other person here who knows what he looks like from that angle.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What, Me Worry?


Booblord Zagats posted:

I knew I had to use you for that one because you're probably the only other person here who knows what he looks like from that angle.

We should do a documentary. Kirk Johnson: The Man In Front of the Hole

iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd



lol

I'm more of a Sgt Schultz type (minus the fatness)

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011




Pork Pro

Godholio

bloops
Dec 30, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!


WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:

holly boops

http://i.imgur.com/HTZvAJe.webm

Also picture Gary Sinise with an extra chromosome

Yea that's pretty close.

I could easily pass as Gary Sinise's kid.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers








I see you've played knifey spoony before

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011




Pork Pro

Beanie

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.



Moker

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What, Me Worry?


McNally

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002


Slippery Tilde


classic image

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

holocaust bloopers posted:

Yea that's pretty close.

I could easily pass as Gary Sinise's kid.

Never noticed, but totally true. Also you have sweet biceps.

bloops
Dec 30, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!


Hey man thanks

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah


hahaha drat

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002


Slippery Tilde

greenmeat

Nice and hot piss
Jan 31, 2004



Found Nostalgia4Murder when I was running an errand, this is why he bitched out and couldn't complete the toxx.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates



Bernard McFacknutah

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.




I understood both those references

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Grem posted:

Bernard McFacknutah


5

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002


Slippery Tilde

Caro, are you in there buddy? I learned necromancy from youtube i got this.

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

Ceterum autem censeo mundum esse delendam



Memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris


imagine i posted a photo of kurt cobain post self neuro surgery or budd dwyer or whatever edgelord image du jour of someone braining themselves with their caliber of choice.



that or dudes huddled under a bridge with a 55 gallon barrel fire raging nearby.


either or should work for gippers tbh.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011




Pork Pro

Grem posted:

Bernard McFacknutah


It's like watching Joe Carter make that walk off World Series game 7 grand slam all over again

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002


Slippery Tilde

Fucitol posted:

imagine i posted a photo of kurt cobain post self neuro surgery or budd dwyer or whatever edgelord image du jour of someone braining themselves with their caliber of choice.



that or dudes huddled under a bridge with a 55 gallon barrel fire raging nearby.


either or should work for gippers tbh.

pretty accurate

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur


Fucitol posted:



that or dudes huddled under a bridge with a 55 gallon barrel fire raging nearby.


I will never not hear, "WALK AROUND THE BURN BARREL" every time I see an oil drum filled with wood and fire.

Goddamn you, Army.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



I'm thaddeus s venture at 31 irl.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What, Me Worry?


Mr. Nice! posted:

I'm thaddeus s venture at 31 irl.

Still a virgin, eh?

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011




Pork Pro

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Still a virgin, eh?

He lost that at 23 (I know that show way too well)

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What, Me Worry?


Booblord Zagats posted:

He lost that at 23 (I know that show way too well)

Forgot about Dermott's underage mom :barf:

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Forgot about Dermott's underage mom :barf:

She said she was 20!

Bernard McFacknutah
Nov 13, 2009


Grem posted:

Bernard McFacknutah


gently caress.

How do I cleanse myself of this shame

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Bernard McFacknutah posted:

gently caress.

How do I cleanse myself of this shame

You can't. Suck one dick and you're a cocksucker for life.

Bernard McFacknutah
Nov 13, 2009


I'd offer to film myself getting CS gassed again but now I'm not a pig it's a serious criminal offense so gently caress that.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009


Bernard McFacknutah posted:

I'd offer to film myself getting CS gassed again but now I'm not a pig it's a serious criminal offense so gently caress that.

film yourself fighting a pack of chavs instead

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you


Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

film yourself loving a pack of chavs instead

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Bernard McFacknutah
Nov 13, 2009


That doesn't sound like a great idea, deliberately recording myself thrashing a chav that will very likely be several stone and several inches smaller so it can be disseminated on an internet forum full of SJW's who would report me and cop-goons who would shop me for a justifiable laugh.

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