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oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

ayn rand hand job posted:

It soumds like I can barely hear the announcers.

Some might consider that a blessing

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triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

oatgan posted:

Some might consider that a blessing

Corino dressed up as Mr Wrestling 3 announcing seems really dumb

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

I thought he was gonna drop fish

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

oatgan posted:

Some might consider that a blessing

Corino's the only good English language color commentator in current wrestling besides Josh Barnett.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

triplexpac posted:

Corino dressed up as Mr Wrestling 3 announcing seems really dumb

Steve Corino is suspended though???

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

What the gently caress

Hace
Feb 13, 2012

<<Mobius 1, Engage.>>
:(

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:

Thauros posted:

Corino's the only good English language color commentator in current wrestling besides Josh Barnett.

Corey Graves

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

This crowd better be careful with these chants, Ishii will go in there and beat every single one of them up.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Ref hosed up to

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

ayn rand hand job posted:

Ref hosed up to

I think roddy hosed up

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

oatgan posted:

Some might consider that a blessing

But how else am I supposed to do shots when Mr Wrestling 3 screams superkic?

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

Holy poo poo!

This is awesome but I assumed Fish was winning which would've been fine as well.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Honestly kind of surprised that he retained it.

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
why does this ref count so insanely fast it takes a bunch of potential drama out of the count

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
What the gently caress deal did Delirious cut

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

Jerusalem posted:

Honestly kind of surprised that he retained it.

Same.

Is Strong signed to ROH, or is there a chance he's NXT bound in the future?

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

ayn rand hand job posted:

What the gently caress deal did Delirious cut

Would be shocked if he didn't lose it tomorrow.

Or ishii is going to Dallas

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

ishii sucks

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

ROH doesn't really have a PPV until Global Wars, do they? He's probably dropping it there.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
I miss Steve Corino

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:

oatgan posted:

ishii sucks

what the hell oatgan

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Wow.


This is a bad turn segment.

Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!


That was pretty fun and I didn't think they'd keep the title on ishii.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Adam Page is really good and I'm glad he's not just a lackey anymore.

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
im confused this isnt konor or viktor

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
This is a grudge match that we built for .on the because we were retards who built an angle around a guy who couldn't wrestle

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
I missed the hype video, what ever happened to Colby Corino?

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

They could really use a better font for the chyron

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

ayn rand hand job posted:

This is a grudge match that we built for .on the because we were retards who built an angle around a guy who couldn't wrestle

They didn't know he couldn't when they started it

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
GJ ROH

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

sportsgenius86 posted:

They didn't know he couldn't when they started it

That makes it worse.

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
why'd that guy sit in the chair that seemed like a bad move

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

triplexpac posted:

I missed the hype video, what ever happened to Colby Corino?

Haven't been watching their tv last few weeks either but according to their website:

quote:

In short order, Page got his own young boy: Colby Corino. Colby's inclusion in The Decade was spun by Whitmer as giving a bright young athlete the opportunity to learn from a veteran. Obviously, this "opportunity" was nothing more than a slap in the face for Colby's father, Steve Corino. The bitterness between Whitmer and Corino is nothing new, and with Whitmer now claiming to be a real father to Colby, it got intensely personal. So personal that Corino violated the provisions of his ROH broadcaster contract and got into a physical altercation, forcing Nigel McGuinness to suspend him from commentary and the suspiciously familiar Mr. Wrestling 3 to take his place.

Colby Corino was an entrant into this year's ROH TOP PROSPECT TOURNAMENT, a major opportunity for him to step out of the shadow of The Decade. Although Colby fought his hardest, he was no match for the massive Punisher Martinez. After the match, BJ Whitmer attacked Colby, destroying him with six exploder suplexes while goading Mr. Wrestling to take his mask off and do something about it. Whitmer then added another layer to his psychological warfare, telling Colby he still loves him. The entire scene was extremely disturbing and fans were left to wonder who would finally put a stop to BJ Whitmer's twisted mind games.

Just weeks later, BJ Whitmer once again grabbed a microphone and took over an ROH ring. This time, he and Adam Page wanted to address rumors swirling in the locker room that Corino convinced someone to take out BJ Whitmer for him. Whitmer seemed to take this threat lightly, claiming Corino doesn't even have any friends in wrestling anymore. But Whitmer should have been paying closer attention to his own camp - or had "eyes in the back of his head," as Corino warned - because he was suddenly attacked by ADAM PAGE himself!

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Thauros posted:

Haven't been watching their tv last few weeks either but according to their website:

Cutting a promo and waiting for the seasons to turn isn't suddenly, ROH

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

abraham linksys posted:

what the hell oatgan

Hes no Roderick Strong or Bobby Fish that's for sure

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
There was a time when BJ Whitmer was considered Next Big Thing. Those were dark dark times.

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
lol this all looks so bad

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
That was a spectacularly stupid move

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Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

:ughh:

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