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Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall


Look at that table. It's lovely. Man United and Chelsea still poo poo, Leicester still kings, Ian Wright getting upset about North London. It's got it all.




Tasty fixtures here include the Merseyside derby, which we don't get to see because it's postponed. Of note of the games:

Sunderland are without their creator-in-chief, Adam Johnson, because he was caught using his johnson inappropriately. Will this fire them to the title next year? Probably not. Watch this game, West Ham are really cool and good, and Dmitri Payet is still the best player in the league.

Leicester will be putting the hurt on Norwich, who really need some points about now to stop Newcastle overtaking them. This will be a fun game, I promise, I've seen Norwich try to defend quite recently. They're really bad and are almost certainly going down, sorry BSE.

Southampton continue their stride for Europa league qualification against midtable strugglers and FA cup probably winners Chelsea. I don't keep track of Southampton news, but Koeman's a nice bloke and he keeps rinsing Van Gaal, so good on them.

Stoke v Villa has produced some of the worst games in modern football history. Stoke can't score, their front line are a bunch of frauds, and Villa lost to their own reserves. Avoid at all costs.

Watford v Bournemouth will almost certainly be the most entertaining of the 3pm kickoffs. Two teams that play attractive football; one (Bournemouth) attempting to scrape over the finish line, one (Watford) that everyone in this forum forgets are in the league. Ighalo is proper good though, isn't he?

West Brom v Palace is one hell of an uninspiring half five fixture. gently caress you, league.

Join in the fun tomorrow for Man United vs Arsenal, a game that used to mean something. Will Van Gaals side be horned up after beating a bunch of Danish statisticians? Will Arsenal be out for revenge after being shanked by Barcelona and the MSN? Probably no to both.

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corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
Thread has more effort than the one I was about to post. GJ

Here's my James Collins impression

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall
West Ham - Adrian, Byram, Collins, Ogbonna, Cresswell, Noble, Kouyate, Antonio, Payet, Lanzini, Emenike

Subs - Randolph, Henry, Oxford, Song, Obiang, Moses, Carroll

Sunderland - Mannone, Yedlin, O`Shea, Kone, van Aanholt, Kirchhoff, Cattermole, M`Vila, Khazri, N`Doye, Defoe

Subs - Pickford, Larsson, Rodwell, Borini, Kaboul, Toivonen, Jones

A set piece side against James Collins, John O'Shea against good players, they're going to get absolutely battered.

ronniegardocki
Apr 14, 2012

by Lowtax
gently caress big fat sam

quiet enjoyment
May 11, 2009
I'm awake now so let's watch the hammers break on through hahaha zzzzzzz

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall
The pitch looks a bit poo poo and our passing is worse

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Spangly A posted:

The pitch looks a bit poo poo and our passing is worse

Sunderland's passing is even worse though

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Doubtful I'll be awake for Leicester. Hope we don't screw it up.

ronniegardocki
Apr 14, 2012

by Lowtax
this is bad so far

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall
Great shot, what a save. Mark Noble of all people.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
that was a sweet strike by Noble

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006
When did Mark Noble learn how to shoot?

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
hello friends go the London Hams

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
wtf was Adrian doing

EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

Lmao Adrian

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall
everyone loves a mental goalie

funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man
i'm Bilic's wry smile

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall
I love you micky tony

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
lol at that celebration

MoPZiG
Jun 6, 2006

That Antonio is going places

4 inch cut no femmes
May 31, 2011
The gently caress was that celebration

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

MoPZiG posted:

That Antonio is going places

how did Moses keep him out of the team for six months? he must train horribly

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006

funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man

funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man
i think Van Aanholt was supposed to be Shemp in that scenario

MoPZiG
Jun 6, 2006

Take that 1st time Noble, you berk.

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006

MoPZiG posted:

Take that 1st time Noble, you berk.

I think he was going to but it bounced just in front of him

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall
Big Andy injury countdown starts now

funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man

Spangly A posted:

Big Andy injury countdown starts now

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall
wonderful, another blow to rightback.

rex rabidorum vires
Mar 26, 2007

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Lol Sunderland.

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Mar 26, 2007

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OH HOLY poo poo HOW DID THAT NOT GO IN.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Big Andy so close to doing a thing

4 inch cut no femmes
May 31, 2011
Oh big Andy

MoPZiG
Jun 6, 2006

rex rabidorum vires posted:

OH HOLY poo poo HOW DID THAT NOT GO IN.

Andy hit the only thing bigger and whiter than him.

We are fixing to blow this match somehow.

rex rabidorum vires
Mar 26, 2007

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MoPZiG posted:

Andy hit the only thing bigger and whiter than him.

We are fixing to blow this match somehow.

Seems that way. Luckily Sunderland is real bad.

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall
We should probably bring on Obiang and tell him to just go and loving kick Kirchoff out of the game.

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall
We've looked utterly crap, I half blame the pitch but that Kirchoff lad is definitely going to be a very good player.

e; that's the second time Cresswell has fallen over on the overlap pass, it's a bit worrying given that it's his whole thing in the team. He must be exhausted.

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall
*missed rabona at 1-0 down*

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funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man

Spangly A posted:

*missed rabona at 1-0 down*

the commentators are not impressed

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