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The Kins
Oct 2, 2004
my favorite part of the story is the bit where you ask for more info and it just spews out more text than you can humanly read

and if you slow it down or take screenshots to read what's there there's a bit that threatens to spoil the story with a big paragraph of explanation, that actually randomly chooses from like ten different meaningless justifications for what little plot there is, ranging from "suicidal ai that controls life support systems for entire human race puts contract out on itself" to "hacking servers of rival game developer because they hacked your studio first" to "trying to stop the illuminati's evil plans from coming to fruition" to "trying to ensure the illuminati's evil plans come to fruition"

not that the story matters when there's so many red dudes to cut up

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