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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
*bursts through skyscraper lobby doors and sprints through lobby*

*runs all they way up stairwell and bursts through rooftop door*

*looks to the sky and screams*

EAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT FRRESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Cuntellectual
Aug 6, 2010
For fast food, it's ok.


That's my hard hitting report.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!


quote:

It's hard to fault a Subway sandwich for being bad, because you're generally responsible for picking the toppings (when the lettuce-happy employees aren't two-fisting your sandwich's bread hole with all that iceberg).

For a company whose slogan is "Eat Fresh," it's pretty ballsy that not a single thing on the menu is actually fresh. Either that, or Subway's trying to change the definition of the phrase "eat fresh" to "gently caress you."

In a place that prides itself on being fresh, you shouldn't find scoops of dry, breaded, pre-processed meats sitting in plastic bags, unless they're in the dumpster (which is where they belong). Even the vegetables aren't "fresh" because they're pre-cut and sitting in tubs for an hour or more. The avocado that you have to pay a premium for is usually a browned paste by the time it sullies your sandwich, and the chicken patties are microwaved when ordered. Because when I think "fresh," I think microwave.

And to top off this fresh meal, every Subway employee is trained to ask you if you want to add a bag of chips and a sugary fountain soda to your order. And it works. Keep eating fresh you morons.

http://thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=overrated_sandwiches

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Enfield posted:

i could tell you... but why talk when you can SING! *45 minute musical dance number about why subway is dogshit* and jared raped a kiiiiiiiiiiiid

post of the day

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD fucked around with this message at 21:46 on Feb 29, 2016

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
wow really taking it to subway dang

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.


If this is the best page in the universe, I'm glad entropy will end us soon

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

This is retarded and gently caress you for making me defend subway

John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts
"New for March, any foot long only $5.... Hahaha suckers!"

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Quiznos is better.

alpaca diseases
May 19, 2009

eat fresh

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark
Whenever I get a footlong at Subway they always ask me if I want them to cut it and I say, "why?"

LOL if you can't eat an entire footlong with double meat and added bacon in one sitting.

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost
A foot long costs me $11.

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Network Pesci posted:

Whenever I get a footlong at Subway they always ask me if I want them to cut it and I say, "why?"

LOL if you can't eat an entire footlong with double meat and added bacon in one sitting.

Cutting it in half makes it easier to eat w/o falling apart, same as with a burrito or a big burger

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Germstore posted:

Quiznos is better.

yes

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

The only good thing at Subway is the discontinued flatizza because it tasted like a cooked lunchable and wss good in that worst-food-ever way.

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

Network Pesci posted:

Whenever I get a footlong at Subway they always ask me if I want them to cut it and I say, "why?"

LOL if you can't eat an entire footlong with double meat and added bacon in one sitting.

Especially if you skip those worthless veggies at the end. Yuck!

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
more than 6, Jared isn't intersted

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
sounds like subways dropping the ball on this sale, and dropped balls are a thing Jared can't stand

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
I don't understand people who frequent subway. Is making a sandwich that much of a culinary hurdle for some people?

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
I have a coupoin fpr Sportcuts. It involvbes a vibrater.

Humboldt Squid
Jan 21, 2006

Sandwich artists HATE this weird tip Try putting meat between two bread for #subwayhack 💃💃💃

Cuntellectual
Aug 6, 2010

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

I don't understand people who frequent subway. Is making a sandwich that much of a culinary hurdle for some people?


There's one beside my work. :shobon:

I don't get people who eat fast food when they've got choice either, though.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->
jared fogle ate fresh

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Windows 98 posted:

The deal next month is half off boys pants

i gues we know where youll be next month

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Don Tacorleone posted:

If this is the best page in the universe, I'm glad entropy will end us soon

i lol whenever goons bitch about maddox because the humor is pretty much the same ie a bunch of people nobody likes dissing stuff thats popular

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Windows 98 posted:

Hahahahahahahahahahaha you eat Subway you poor motherfucker

this man is a gas station attendant

and he can vote

trump '16

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
Friends, Romans, Countrymen: eat fresh

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Text OFFERS to SUBWAY (782929) to get a free six-inch sub with the purchase of a 30 ounce fountain drink

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Humboldt Squid posted:

Sandwich artists HATE this weird tip Try putting meat between two bread for #subwayhack 💃💃💃
how many bread is this?
*holds up a bread*

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
more like chubway. hey how ya doin

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->
paging chinatown to the thread

we need some fresher posts here

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
llllllooooook at how wrong you all are

how very wrong indeed

if you arent eating firehouse subs with lots of hotsauce just lol

get out of here

go to hell

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe
What's the special for march? I just see something for hormone free pampered gluten free free range non-mutated untortured technically a chicken roistered chicken, but I don't see any deals.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


UltraRed posted:

What's the special for march? I just see something for hormone free pampered gluten free free range non-mutated untortured technically a chicken roistered chicken, but I don't see any deals.

Boys pants are half off this month. I guess it's more of an on going special.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Robo Reagan posted:

i lol whenever goons bitch about maddox because the humor is pretty much the same ie a bunch of people nobody likes dissing stuff thats popular

Listen, you lil poo poo

I was just saying that's clearly not the BEST page on the universe

I don't think it's even top 5

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

I don't understand people who frequent subway. Is making a sandwich that much of a culinary hurdle for some people?

It can a hassle to buy all the ingredients especially if you only want one sandwich

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


It is a pain in the rear end to make yourself a sandwich like that. Like am I supposed to go to the store buy meatballs, cheese, bread, marinara sauce, bell peppers, onions, and then go home and cut everything up. Then I have to cook the meatballs and sauce and assemble the sandwich. drat man, now I spent like an hour of my life making a meatball sub.

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

It is a pain in the rear end to make yourself a sandwich like that. Like am I supposed to go to the store buy meatballs, cheese, bread, marinara sauce, bell peppers, onions, and then go home and cut everything up. Then I have to cook the meatballs and sauce and assemble the sandwich. drat man, now I spent like an hour of my life making a meatball sub.
Plus you can always make food at home it's not like this point is exclusive to sandwiches. Part of the fun of eating out is just that it's something to do. Went with the gf yesterday for lunch because of this thread, 13 bucks after tax for two people is a pretty cheap lunch and it was a decent sandwich. Would go again sometime in the future when they have a 2 for 1 deal or w/e.

Humboldt Squid
Jan 21, 2006

gary oldmans diary posted:

how many bread is this?
*holds up a bread*

"Challah" them👦🏽

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Un chien andalou
Oct 22, 2008

The pipe is leaking
This just in! Subway's footlongs are not actually a foot long! Local afficionado's are up in arms!

http://www.cbc.ca/news/business/subway-sandwich-footlong-1.3469455

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