SUPER TUESDAY MAR 1. 7pm ET. Hillary sighed as she drew her katana.

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Who will win the most delegates on Super Tuesday?
	Hillary Clinton
	Donald Trump
	Bernie Sanders
	Jim Gilmore
	Baby Hitler

bird cooch: Jan 19, 2007

I just switched from whiskey to valium.

(After looking at the trump projections)

# ? Mar 1, 2016 16:25

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mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

bird cooch posted:

I just switched from whiskey to valium.

(After looking at the trump projections)

If ever there was a reason to try cocaine... come on, man.

# ? Mar 1, 2016 16:29

Ace of Baes: Jul 7, 1977

zen death robot posted:

I take it you drove by 435/Front St in KC?

I spent a couple weeks in KC over by KU medical center for work, the Kansas part of KC sucks but the mo part is cool, especially Westport, I've also been to a couple Chiefs games on other occasions, the rest of Missouri smells bad though, I've driven through it like 10 times, also I went to Lebanon, MO once cuz my buddies from there and holy hell talk about middle of nowhere.

Edit; also I did training with the EMT/Fire in the ghetto of KC and got to see some drug dealer who got shot in the face lol

# ? Mar 1, 2016 16:30

Crain: Jun 27, 2007; I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

smg77 posted:

/r/s4p is basically a ~~superpac~~ cult at this point.

FTFY

It's actually a little unnerving reading pages and pages of "I JUST DONATED $5/$15/$MY RENT MONEY/$I KILLED MY WIFE FOR HER INSURANCE MONEY AND GAVE IT TO BURNIE COME ON AND MATCH ME!!!!~!~!"

I've seen Prosperity Gospel preachers less pushy about money.

# ? Mar 1, 2016 16:31

logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

Mr Hootington posted:

What a terrible time to be counting calories. Having to watch and read this sober isn't as fun.

In Trump's America, obesity will be a good thing.

Crain posted:

FTFY

It's actually a little unnerving reading pages and pages of "I JUST DONATED $5/$15/$MY RENT MONEY/$I KILLED MY WIFE FOR HER INSURANCE MONEY AND GAVE IT TO BURNIE COME ON AND MATCH ME!!!!~!~!"

I've seen Prosperity Gospel preachers less pushy about money.

I can't tell what is fake or what's not anymore, but yeah. There are far too many posts of people talking about how they won't be eating dinner or something for the next few days because all the money went to Bernie! :psyduck:

It's okay people, donating is cool and good but holy gently caress chill

# ? Mar 1, 2016 16:34

Oil of Paris: Feb 13, 2004; 100% DIRTY; Nap Ghost

Mr Hootington posted:

What a terrible time to be counting calories. Having to watch and read this sober isn't as fun.

Vodka and diet tonic is a decent low calorie drink

# ? Mar 1, 2016 16:34

bird cooch: Jan 19, 2007

mike12345 posted:

If ever there was a reason to try cocaine... come on, man.

I wish i was an accelerationist. Sounds like fun.

# ? Mar 1, 2016 16:34

egon_beeblebrox: Mar 1, 2008; WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

Here in Fayetteville GA, I just saw a monster truck covered in TRUMP stuff roll on down the highway. Friends who've seen it this past week says the guy driving just screams "TRUMP!!!!!" over and over. There are pics in the Atlanta subreddit.

# ? Mar 1, 2016 16:35

railroad terror: Jul 2, 2007; choo choo

polysynth posted:

dude what the heck haha

He donated his monthly food budget to Bernie, NBD

# ? Mar 1, 2016 16:35

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Your body burns alcohol preferentially, so if you're counting calories just drink on an empty stomach and don't eat until you sober up and, in addition to some other effects you may experience, you'll not have gained any calories from the booze

This only counts for stuff like straight hard liquor though. Beer and like 99% of anything else has lots of calories from other stuff that's added

# ? Mar 1, 2016 16:37

AllanGordon: Jan 26, 2010; by Shine

smg77 posted:

/r/s4p is basically a superpac at this point.

apparently it's private or something so I can't laugh at the posts

# ? Mar 1, 2016 16:39

khazar sansculotte: May 14, 2004

AllanGordon posted:

apparently it's private or something so I can't laugh at the posts

/r/sandersforpresident

edit: FOR

# ? Mar 1, 2016 16:40

Flambeau: Aug 5, 2015; Plaster Town Cop

I'm so glad I quit drinking last year - this primary would have killed me.
Today I'll probably go through a quarter though..

# ? Mar 1, 2016 16:42

punk rebel ecks: Dec 11, 2010; A shitty post? This calls for a dance of deduction.

Why do people keep bringing up a website whose average poster is a 17 year old socially awkward high school student like it is relevant to politics?

# ? Mar 1, 2016 16:42

ur in my world now: Jun 5, 2006; ^{Same as it ever was}
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Ace of Baes posted:

I spent a couple weeks in KC over by KU medical center for work, the Kansas part of KC sucks but the mo part is cool, especially Westport, I've also been to a couple Chiefs games on other occasions, the rest of Missouri smells bad though, I've driven through it like 10 times, also I went to Lebanon, MO once cuz my buddies from there and holy hell talk about middle of nowhere.

Edit; also I did training with the EMT/Fire in the ghetto of KC and got to see some drug dealer who got shot in the face lol

It gets much worse than Lebanon because at least Lebanon is on I-44. If you want the true middle of nowhere Ozarks experience you need to go to like Cabool or Salem or something. Then you'll see some poo poo

# ? Mar 1, 2016 16:43

Nolan Arenado: May 8, 2009

Crain posted:

FTFY

It's actually a little unnerving reading pages and pages of "I JUST DONATED $5/$15/$MY RENT MONEY/$I KILLED MY WIFE FOR HER INSURANCE MONEY AND GAVE IT TO BURNIE COME ON AND MATCH ME!!!!~!~!"

I've seen Prosperity Gospel preachers less pushy about money.

Bernie's DogHouse

# ? Mar 1, 2016 16:48

Mordiceius: Nov 10, 2007; If you think calling me names is gonna get a rise out me, think again. I like my life as an idiot!

Crain posted:

FTFY

It's actually a little unnerving reading pages and pages of "I JUST DONATED $5/$15/$MY RENT MONEY/$I KILLED MY WIFE FOR HER INSURANCE MONEY AND GAVE IT TO BURNIE COME ON AND MATCH ME!!!!~!~!"

I've seen Prosperity Gospel preachers less pushy about money.

I'm a Bernie man through and through. I've been a fan of the guy for almost a decade and it's been awesome to see him running. That being said, I know that the reality is Hillary is going to be the nominee. I'm okay with that. I'll wave the Bernie flag until he drops and then I'll support Hillary.

The thing that kills me is these people that are Bernie cultists and honestly believe he is going to win and will refuse to even vote if he doesn't win. Like.... I just don't get it.

# ? Mar 1, 2016 16:49

ate shit on live tv: Feb 15, 2004; by Azathoth

Joementum posted:

He raised $4m today, so he's not going anywhere for a while, no matter what happens tomorrow.

42 Million as of 2:00am this morning.

# ? Mar 1, 2016 16:49

ate shit on live tv: Feb 15, 2004; by Azathoth

Logikv9 posted:

In Trump's America, obesity will be a good thing.

I can't tell what is fake or what's not anymore, but yeah. There are far too many posts of people talking about how they won't be eating dinner or something for the next few days because all the money went to Bernie!

It's okay people, donating is cool and good but holy gently caress chill

Also if you are that poor you can't afford to donate and also eat, and you lust for bernie, you should be phone banking, not donating.

# ? Mar 1, 2016 16:51

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008

Oil of Paris posted:

Vodka and diet tonic is a decent low calorie drink

This but gin plus this post:

Epic High Five posted:

Your body burns alcohol preferentially, so if you're counting calories just drink on an empty stomach and don't eat until you sober up and, in addition to some other effects you may experience, you'll not have gained any calories from the booze

This only counts for stuff like straight hard liquor though. Beer and like 99% of anything else has lots of calories from other stuff that's added

Means there is a silver lining. Thanks guys!

Time to make Super Tuesday great again.

# ? Mar 1, 2016 16:51

Vox Nihili: May 28, 2008

Quorum posted:

Non-scientific anecdote polling from Virginia: my Bernie bro brother is voting for Bernie, as am I; he has successfully convinced my "moderate independent" (misses Reagan, wishes things were more civil, in practice votes Democratic in most elections) father to do the same. We convinced our Baptist, Republican mother, who is terrified of Trump, that Rubio is also terrible and she should vote for Kasich as a protest.

Your brother owns.

# ? Mar 1, 2016 16:53

Korelle: Sep 18, 2010

Powercrazy posted:

42 Million as of 2:00am this morning.

This truly is the Star Citizen of presidential campaigns.

# ? Mar 1, 2016 16:53

bird cooch: Jan 19, 2007

Powercrazy posted:

42 Million as of 2:00am this morning.

What a bunch of suckers sinking good money after bad. Its no wonder bernies economic "math" worked out to them.

"Feels" is the only currency they know. This is the "listen and belive" tumbler generation in action.

# ? Mar 1, 2016 16:55

Oil of Paris: Feb 13, 2004; 100% DIRTY; Nap Ghost

Mr Hootington posted:

This but gin plus this post:

Means there is a silver lining. Thanks guys!

Time to make Super Tuesday great again.

Get yourself some Hendricks and kick back. Good luck goon

# ? Mar 1, 2016 16:59

Oil of Paris: Feb 13, 2004; 100% DIRTY; Nap Ghost

Dlb poast

# ? Mar 1, 2016 17:00

RUM HAM: Sep 25, 2009

Korelle posted:

This truly is the Star Citizen of presidential campaigns.

lol

# ? Mar 1, 2016 17:00

GOOD TIMES ON METH: Mar 17, 2006; Fun Shoe

Black Voters are the Derek Smart of Bernie's campaign

# ? Mar 1, 2016 17:03

Skyl3lazer: Aug 27, 2007; [Dooting Stealthily]

The saddest thing about this thread/election is seeing people poo poo on the optimism of an entire generation

# ? Mar 1, 2016 17:07

ozmunkeh: Feb 28, 2008; hey guys what is happening in this thread

Skyl3lazer posted:

The saddest thing about this thread/election is seeing people poo poo on the optimism of an entire generation

Politics in the US is basically team sports so this is to be expected.

# ? Mar 1, 2016 17:10

ur in my world now: Jun 5, 2006; ^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}; Smellrose

Mordiceius posted:

The thing that kills me is these people that are Bernie cultists and honestly believe he is going to win and will refuse to even vote if he doesn't win. Like.... I just don't get it.

I'm not going to support someone that I don't like or agree with. Doesn't mean that I'm not going to vote at all but I certainly won't be voting for a candidate that I don't want.

# ? Mar 1, 2016 17:10

Korelle: Sep 18, 2010

Skyl3lazer posted:

The saddest thing about this thread/election is seeing people poo poo on the optimism of an entire generation

If it was the optimism of an entire generation Bernie would be winning and not getting crushed hth

# ? Mar 1, 2016 17:10

Slow Graffiti: Feb 1, 2003; Born of Frustration

mike12345 posted:

If ever there was a reason to try cocaine... come on, man.

If a campaign ever called for Krokodil, it's the Trump campaign.

# ? Mar 1, 2016 17:10

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

What is the least annoying tv coverage these days. I may watch tonight. I've liked msnbc live coverage in the past.

# ? Mar 1, 2016 17:10

Concerned Citizen: Jul 22, 2007; Ramrod XTreme

Skyl3lazer posted:

The saddest thing about this thread/election is seeing people poo poo on the optimism of an entire generation

I'm optimistic about Hillary.

# ? Mar 1, 2016 17:11

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Skyl3lazer posted:

The saddest thing about this thread/election is seeing people poo poo on the optimism of an entire generation

???? People are pretty positive HRC can win the White House tho?

# ? Mar 1, 2016 17:11

R. Guyovich: Dec 25, 1991

Skyl3lazer posted:

The saddest thing about this thread/election is seeing people poo poo on the optimism of an entire generation

is this a post from late 2009

# ? Mar 1, 2016 17:11

angerbot: Mar 23, 2004; plob

More like subpar Tuesday :smugdog:

# ? Mar 1, 2016 17:12

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

euphronius posted:

What is the least annoying tv coverage these days. I may watch tonight. I've liked msnbc live coverage in the past.

C-SPAN callers

Everything else is trash, so you should embrace the trash and watch CNBC

# ? Mar 1, 2016 17:12

smg77: Apr 27, 2007

Skyl3lazer posted:

The saddest thing about this thread/election is seeing people poo poo on the optimism of an entire generation

If optimism actually got them to show up to vote I'd care.

# ? Mar 1, 2016 17:14

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skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Steve Deace just had a hissy fit on MSNBC screaming that a vote for Trump today is a vote for Hillary.

Gonna be a fun day.

# ? Mar 1, 2016 17:14

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