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Biggest candidate for first round exit?
This poll is closed.
Kentucky 3 3.80%
Duke 16 20.25%
Gonzaga, it's always Gonzaga 11 13.92%
Iowa 24 30.38%
Indiana 12 15.19%
Wofford, you loving idiot 13 16.46%
Total: 79 votes
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Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails

Grittybeard posted:

What the gently caress do you even do with a stolen dresser?

I'm going to assume the same thing you would do with a legally purchased dresser

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010


Marquis de Pyro posted:

I'm going to assume the same thing you would do with a legally purchased dresser

I was more thinking "hey man, isn't that my dresser?" Nah nah, you're way off. "but you're wearing my shirt"

For some reason I was thinking he'd be dumb enough to steal from people who would later be in his room (probably because of the way the rumor was written).

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails

Grittybeard posted:

I was more thinking "hey man, isn't that my dresser?" Nah nah, you're way off. "but you're wearing my shirt"

For some reason I was thinking he'd be dumb enough to steal from people who would later be in his room (probably because of the way the rumor was written).

That does sound entirely possible actually, which would be great. 'Hm, no, I got it at the dresser store. Oh, the clothes? Yeah, it came with those. Pretty cool, huh?'

korrandark
Jan 5, 2009


Fun Shoe

RumbleFish posted:

I have absolutely no idea. I didn't believe the rumors when they first started circulating because it sounded so ridiculous, but it appears there's some kernel of truth to them. if it somehow wasn't the NCAA and we got prank-called.

It's true.

RumbleFish
Dec 20, 2007



gently caress the NCAA. What an absolute farce.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

This is gonna be fun!
Or else!


Somebody probably said "hey go text USC"

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009



The Valpo dream is dying.

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?


OctoberBlues posted:

The Valpo dream is dying.

Booo bring back kingsbury you jerk.

Also Iowa had another freshman who never played transfer. Apparently dudes figured they were gonna get a ton of burn with 4 seniors and a junior on the team.

On the plus side we could really really really use an upperclassman point guard grad transfer so maybe we can do that

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003


Buddy Hield did NOT win AP Player of the Year

THIS IS A TRAVESTY

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

We just out here tipping more than $13


Crazy Ted posted:

Buddy Hield did NOT win AP Player of the Year

THIS IS A TRAVESTY

FKJLJEHRJNBERQLKFHDFKLFNDLKBHSFN

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003


Metapod posted:

FKJLJEHRJNBERQLKFHDFKLFNDLKBHSFN
FKJLJEHRJNBERQLKFHDFKLFNDLKBHSFN!!!!!!!!!!

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8


Crazy Ted posted:

Buddy Hield did NOT win AP Player of the Year

THIS IS A TRAVESTY

the gently caress is this poo poo

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

feelin' cute.
might fuck it up later.


Crazy Ted posted:

Buddy Hield did NOT win AP Player of the Year

THIS IS A TRAVESTY

what is this poo poo

who did, i want answers

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003


Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

the gently caress is this poo poo
The writers decided that Denzel Valentine had the better season.

P.S. He didn't

Crazy Ted fucked around with this message at Apr 1, 2016 around 01:22

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?


Denzel Valentine is really good and there are like 20 college player of the year awards. I'm pretty sure they vote before the tournament too.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009



MourningView posted:

Booo bring back kingsbury you jerk.

I figured it was time to bring some well deserved attention to lesser appreciated mid 90s Hawkeye stars!

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003


MourningView posted:

Denzel Valentine is really good and there are like 20 college player of the year awards. I'm pretty sure they vote before the tournament too.
I DON'T CARE, SIR

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

We just out here tipping more than $13


MourningView posted:

Denzel Valentine is really good and there are like 20 college player of the year awards. I'm pretty sure they vote before the tournament too.

Buddy should have won them all

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?


OctoberBlues posted:

I figured it was time to bring some well deserved attention to lesser appreciated mid 90s Hawkeye stars!

Glasper sucked though. At least do like Kenyon Murray, shoot

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004



why can't northwestern get fake invited to the ncaa tournament? i'll take it

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009



MourningView posted:

Glasper sucked though. At least do like Kenyon Murray, shoot

8 year old me thought Mon'ter Glasper absolutely owned, don't ruin that for me!

(and it looks like he's 6th all time in assists and 9th in steals, so he's got that going for him at least)

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?


OctoberBlues posted:

8 year old me thought Mon'ter Glasper absolutely owned, don't ruin that for me!

(and it looks like he's 6th all time in assists and 9th in steals, so he's got that going for him at least)

Or do Val Barnes, Val Barnes was dope

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

by Smythe


They're doing the college 3 point/dunk fest, which usually is better than the pros version. The girls beat the boys again, further proving that 2016 is The Year of Misandry.

Also, gently caress off Rovell.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 9, 2007

THE CENTRIST DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON


Anyone else watching this poo poo? This is the worst dunk contest of all time. Only one guy out of 4 actually made a dunk in this round!

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009



C. Everett Koop posted:

They're doing the college 3 point/dunk fest, which usually is better than the pros version.
I don't remember if you're right or not about the past but this is probably not the year to make that claim.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 9, 2007

THE CENTRIST DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON


This is embarrassing. Has anyone ever won a dunk contest by default because the other 5 guys literally couldn't make a dunk? Because that's what just happened.

Shimrra Jamaane fucked around with this message at Apr 1, 2016 around 03:05

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

by Smythe


Usually if pro dunkfest is trash college dunkfest is hype. Unfortunately it seems the inverse is also in effect.

The best dunk contest performance I've ever seen was James White in like 07-08, but I will admit I didn't get to see Vince live.

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.


R.D. Mangles posted:

why can't northwestern get fake invited to the ncaa tournament? i'll take it

Someone mixes up Northeastern with Northwestern? Too bad Northeastern isn't any good either.

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails



cool, unless Spike transfers to Indiana in which case fuk u world

spanky69
Nov 5, 2004
I THINK sba HAS LOST HIS MIND. WOOOOOO DOGGIES PUPPIES KITTENS CRAP TURDS, love sba

Fun Shoe

Here is what is left of the "runner up" postseason tournaments

Winners:

NIT - George Washington
CIT - Columbia
Vegas 16 - Old Dominion (The crowds for this thing were atrocious, but they are claiming it is coming back next year)

Still Trudging Along:

CBI Finals- Moorehead State at Nevada - Game 3 tonight at 9pm on ESPN U
Women's NIT Final - Florida Gulf Coast at South Dakota at 3pm Saturday on CBS Sports Network

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010


spanky69 posted:

Here is what is left of the "runner up" postseason tournaments

Winners:

NIT - George Washington
CIT - Columbia
Vegas 16 - Old Dominion (The crowds for this thing were atrocious, but they are claiming it is coming back next year)

Still Trudging Along:

CBI Finals- Moorehead State at Nevada - Game 3 tonight at 9pm on ESPN U
Women's NIT Final - Florida Gulf Coast at South Dakota at 3pm Saturday on CBS Sports Network

Also ICYMI, Augustana won Division II and St. Thomas won D3

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009



gently caress St Thomas

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010


OctoberBlues posted:

gently caress St Thomas

Agreed. They have beaten my school in both baseball and basketball championships. Also they're called the Tommies

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8


So, what are everyone's picks for the Final Four tomorrow?

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food



Oklahoma and who cares

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009



I can only assume Villanova and UNC because god hates us.

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Congratulations! Your bonsai is dead!

Grimey Drawer

OctoberBlues posted:

I can only assume Villanova and UNC because god hates us.

Theological caveat: Syracuse winning is not evidence of God's love for us, more a sign that the cosmos is governed by blind idiot chaos rather than actively malevolent, spiteful Lovecraftian entities.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010


Matey posted:

Oklahoma and who cares

I think I might have reached a state of Boeheim hatred where I'll cheer for both a blue blood and an ex Kansas coach to beat him. Maybe not, Roy's halftime interview could change my mind very easily.

Daggumit.

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.


Oklahoma and UNC I guess. I just can't root for Syracuse.

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MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?


OU and Villanova are both pretty fun. UNC is fun in the abstract but I hate Roy. Syracuse is the only truly objectionable one

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