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Booblord Zagats posted:I mean like, with your slaves. Depends on the slave stock. I'm guessing we'll use prisoners of war as slaves, so I'll probably want to make sure I don't get any crazy jihadis. I'll have to make sure my slaves are weak willed.
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I'd probably make them clean my house, I like to cook dinner so they could do the dishes and I'd imagine I'd get the bigger portions. Hmm.... Maybe I'd make them get jobs or something to help pay for the living costs?
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Mar 2, 2016 10:01
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Microwaves Mom posted:Depends on the slave stock. I'm guessing we'll use prisoners of war as slaves, so I'll probably want to make sure I don't get any crazy jihadis. I'll have to make sure my slaves are weak willed. I guess if we're using prisoners of war as slaves, then I'll have to reenlist and go die in some loving desert or something. Oh well, it must have been my time.
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Mar 2, 2016 10:02
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BLARGHLE posted:I guess if we're using prisoners of war as slaves, then I'll have to reenlist and go die in some loving desert or something. Oh well, it must have been my time. No no no! You can buy them when they're brought back! Let the soldiers do the capturing of women and children and buy them from the slavers who sell them at auction. No need to bloody your own hands. I'm a kind master so I'd imagine I'd make the slaves sign a 10 year contract and after 10 years they'd be freed.
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Mar 2, 2016 10:08
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Microwaves Mom posted:
Just let me have this, damnit!
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Mar 2, 2016 10:10
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BLARGHLE posted:Just let me have this, damnit! Well let me get first looks at the slaves you bring back.
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Mar 2, 2016 10:14
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Microwaves Mom posted:Well let me get first looks at the slaves you bring back. I'm not bringing poo poo back. I'm going full Three Kings, and setting myself up for a comfy expat retirement after I commit a bunch of state sanctioned war crimes that leave me unable to sleep at night
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Mar 2, 2016 10:20
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BLARGHLE posted:I'm not bringing poo poo back. I'm going full Three Kings, and setting myself up for a comfy expat retirement after I commit a bunch of state sanctioned war crimes that leave me unable to sleep at night woah woah woah son. We're not rebuilding an empire we're demolishing it! There won't be anything left but glass and ash when we're done! We're waging war the right way!
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Mar 2, 2016 10:22
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Slavery is already legal bro, just get a Fetlife account.
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Mar 2, 2016 10:23
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Cymbal Monkey posted:Slavery is already legal bro, just get a Fetlife account. drat this is a good idea. Can I make a slave give me their money?
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Mar 2, 2016 10:24
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Microwaves Mom posted:drat this is a good idea. Can I make a slave give me their money? Yeah man, that's a real thing in the BDSM community.
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Mar 2, 2016 10:28
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Cymbal Monkey posted:Yeah man, that's a real thing in the BDSM community. Wow.
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Mar 2, 2016 10:28
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It's called financial worship or something.
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Mar 2, 2016 10:30
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Microwaves Mom posted:woah woah woah son. I didn't say it was an expat retirement in the desert, because why the gently caress would it be? Anyway, I might be 32 years old, and 10 years out of the Air Force, but I would absolutely join back up if Trump became president, if only because that would be the only secure job in our increasingly volatile economy
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Mar 2, 2016 10:30
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BLARGHLE posted:I didn't say it was an expat retirement in the desert, because why the gently caress would it be? If he becomes president I'm going to try and get a cabinet position with the sole points that I'm young, ambitious, and gonna make it great.
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Mar 2, 2016 10:35
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Microwaves Mom posted:If he becomes president I'm going to try and get a cabinet position with the sole points that I'm young, ambitious, and gonna make it great. I'm sure there's a joke to be made here, but I haven't watched The Apprentice, so I'm not the one to make it. So, instead, I'll make this pointless placeholder post, because that reflects our society somehow. I need another beer.
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Mar 2, 2016 10:37
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i'll have them throw parties for me to pretend i'm popular 
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Mar 2, 2016 13:28
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Maoist Pussy posted:Nobody ever says "If The Bad Man wins I'm going to go live in Mexico!" what about Costa Rica
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Mar 2, 2016 14:28
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i'm going to be a slave so i can feel the plight of my people
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Mar 2, 2016 14:28
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i'm going to pick iphone 5s's and bananas thansk for asking
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Mar 2, 2016 14:29
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Yeah i dunno why people aways say theyre gonna move to canada when south america is infinitely better. even mexico would be better as long as youre away from the border
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Mar 2, 2016 14:38
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thathonkey posted:Yeah i dunno why people aways say theyre gonna move to canada when south america is infinitely better. even mexico would be better as long as youre away from the border ya in mexico u only have a 25% chance of getting beaten 2 death in an elevator with a hammer u come to canada i'll make that 100%
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Mar 2, 2016 14:41
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Am I the only one who would feel really uncomfortable with having a minority person as a slave? I'd worry people would think I was racist. I'd have to get a white slave, even though I bet they'd be the most expensive
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Mar 2, 2016 14:43
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thathonkey posted:Yeah i dunno why people aways say theyre gonna move to canada when south america is infinitely better. even mexico would be better as long as youre away from the border Both border regions in Mexico are really bad, the touristy areas are only bad if you're a local or owe money and Mexico City owns so long as you're rich or a high end prostitute
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Mar 2, 2016 14:45
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If I had a slave they would probably bully and manipulate my weak-willed rear end into a position where I'm the one doing all the work and having my freedom imposed upon but they still pretend that I'm their master so they can get out of paying taxes.
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Mar 2, 2016 16:04
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Moon Atari posted:If I had a slave they would probably bully and manipulate my weak-willed rear end into a position where I'm the one doing all the work and having my freedom imposed upon but they still pretend that I'm their master so they can get out of paying taxes. Nah, once you have a taste of absolute power over another human being all that beta bitch poo poo goes away right quick and in a hurry, son
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Mar 2, 2016 16:06
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gently caress one, marry one, kill one. Maybe all the same one.
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Mar 2, 2016 17:13
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pay them above min. wage salary as a joke
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Mar 2, 2016 17:15
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ive been studying the nuremberg trials so after trumps reign is over so i don't get hung at the gallows for eradicating the poor
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boom boom boom posted:Am I the only one who would feel really uncomfortable with having a minority person as a slave? I'd worry people would think I was racist. Just get one of each.
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Mar 2, 2016 18:38
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One of you needs to start a Mondo Films style studio and just use slaves for everything, that way you don't even need stunt doubles
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BLARGHLE posted:It's kind of a joke, but it's also kind of reality, and that's why zika and other mosquito borne illnesses are still an issue, because air conditioning isn't widely available outside of the US. I'm sorry the agricultural lobby has poisoned your brain so badly that you have conflated DDT being banned for commercial agriculture with its use in fighting third-world outbreaks of malaria and other insect-borne diseases. jBrereton has issued a correction as of 01:43 on Mar 3, 2016 |
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Mar 3, 2016 01:32
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Probably get whipped a lot because I am a lazy poor. Not looking forward to it tbh.
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Mar 3, 2016 01:39
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boom boom boom posted:Am I the only one who would feel really uncomfortable with having a minority person as a slave? I'd worry people would think I was racist. white slaves would without a doubt be the cheapest unless, I suppose, their value is artificially inflated for the exact reason you just invoked for wanting one. that's possible. I doubt it, though, you'd get so little utility out of a white slave that it would probably be more cost-effective to just pay a free mexican an actual wage.
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I kind of doubt Arabs will ever completely forsake the longstanding tradition of primarily enslaving one another, although Filipino slaves are becoming increasingly popular in the UAE
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Mar 3, 2016 02:40
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tomstuart posted:hey goons i know what your thinking
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Mar 3, 2016 02:43
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I would make them mine gold for me but i would not tell them that gold is valuable. The real secret is that it's worth lots of money 
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Cymbal Monkey posted:It's called financial worship or something. yea literally everyone does it
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