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Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

hot cum can't melt steel beams

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zidane13
Jan 2, 2005

by Smythe
this is shmorky's girlfriend, isn't it

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
*Sigh*... I'm going to have to agree... it is a pretty good e-mail. :gerty:

Hobo Pyro
Oct 17, 2010

Devian666 posted:

White hot cock lava can't melt twin buttholes.

this is going on my daily inspirational quotes blog. i arrange them in fridge magnets.

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
What the gently caress I brought this thread up at work and the boss was walking by and chewed me out and now I'm loving fired, he had his secretary call my wife and tell her and now she left me and won custody of the kids and I have loving nothing somebody seriously ban this chucklefuck

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy
Can we please get a mod to probate op for nsfw. I just lost my job because OPs posts, and now im studying the email in OPs post so that I can get a new job

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Sheep-Goats posted:

If you weren't continuously high since 1998 how did you tolerate a procession of squeaky voiced men living in your basements?
He never lived in my basement or at my house or whatever. And when he voice got intolerably squeaky, I fired him.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Lowtax posted:

He never lived in my basement or at my house or whatever. And when he voice got intolerably squeaky, I fired him.


Now theres the season of the Apprentice I'd like to see. Be Lowtax's assistant

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



zidane13 posted:

this is shmorky's girlfriend, isn't it

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Lowtax posted:

He never lived in my basement or at my house or whatever. And when he voice got intolerably squeaky, I fired him.

You never fired Fragmaster

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!

Sheep-Goats posted:

You never fired Fragmaster

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-uTnqYHZ-I

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
This thread just got me fired.

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.

Microwaves Mom posted:

This thread just got me fired.

Shouldn't have sent that e-mail then.

Ren and Stimpire
Oct 28, 2013

Fun Shoe
Posting in the secret post-in-this-thread-to-be-banned-and-fired thread.

My job is pretty terrible so it's OK.

Ren and Stimpire fucked around with this message at 12:30 on Mar 2, 2016

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
Better than the garbage that's on the front page.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx

Lucky Guy posted:

hot cum can't melt steel beams

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

agrred, op

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Sheep-Goats posted:

You never fired Fragmaster
Frags rules

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Lowtax posted:

Frags rules

He reminds me of my IRL buddy who works for a three letter agency. Maybe Frags is a clone of my buddy used to spy on Something Awful

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Booblord Zagats posted:

He reminds me of my IRL buddy who works for a three letter agency. Maybe Frags is a clone of my buddy used to spy on Something Awful
He's an awesome guy and I honestly cannot speak ill of him in any way.

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Lowtax posted:

He's an awesome guy and I honestly cannot speak ill of him in any way.

I wish you talked this way about me but no you don't even see me, you make me feel like a nobody low tax I'm not invisible !!!!!

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

i keep clicking on the little pictures because i want to see them in all of their glory but they wont get bigger please fix

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
that dick can do anything it wants. it has no limits!!

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

Lucky Guy posted:

hot cum can't melt steel beams

speak for yourself

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
happy 9/11 to the haters and losers

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Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Lowtax posted:

He's an awesome guy and I honestly cannot speak ill of him in any way.

If anything it would just make me salute his love of country :patriot:

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