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I was in Brooklyn for a gallery opening last weekend. My buddy Kara and I wanted to smoke dank so we snuck into the back of the gallery and then we went up some stairs and at the top there was a landing with a ladder that led to a metal trapdoor onto the roof. It was a good place to get blazed. So but when we got up there, it turned out that it was already occupied by some teens and preteens. So Kara and I look at each other, and then Kara sahys "Uhhhh...do you preteens want to get wicked hosed up?" That's when the teens and preteens turned into ghosts. They weren't just any ghosts. They were rich ghosts. Marc Jacobs dresses. Fendi purses.
I bet you want to know how they died and became ghosts, but that's what I'm trying to tell you: it's just what they're doing now. Last month all the New York preteens were driving Uber. This month it's rich ghosts. Preteen trends are out of control.
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Historically Inaccurate
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if i want conscious expansion i go to my local tabernacle and i si....no not really.
what were you on before you went up the stairs
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It's called "haunting," and it's the latest trend sweeping new york city middle and high schools. Find out how to protect your teen, tonight at 11.
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These fancy modern new york teens all floatin and discorporatin to school, in my day we took the drat bus
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Oh honey, don't worry that the other girls are all turning into ghosts and you're not. You'll catch up. You're just a late boo-er, that's all.
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One day nearer spring
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"im not sure if our little casey will ever grow out of this phase"
*leaves flowers on grave*
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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just make sure your preteen writes a last will and testament first. you don't want your family to lose out on that ghost treasure
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Mar 2, 2016 23:02
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Wealthy phantom Katy Perry is none other than the ghost of noted preteen Jonbenet Ramsey.
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fantastic. you've woven quite a tapestry. but I think byob should be anti-art. the minute some pompous prick thinks they're doing art in the form of forums, poo poo all goes way far south
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Mar 4, 2016 09:32
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fantastic. you've woven quite a tapestry. but I think byob should be anti-art. the minute some pompous prick thinks they're doing art in the form of forums, poo poo all goes way far south
In New York, teens and preteens are becoming rich ghosts.
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Mar 4, 2016 17:48
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In New York, teens and preteens are becoming rich ghosts.
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Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
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In 8 years teens and preteens in the midwest will be becoming upper middleclass ghosts
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Mar 4, 2016 18:01
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Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
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In LA there is a problem with chinese knock off teen ghosts
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When I saw the Midwesterners on TLC's My Preteen Wedding turning into ghosts at the bachelorette party, I knew the trend was over.
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Mar 4, 2016 18:11
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Yeah i knew it had hit high water once the "cool everyman" characters in tv commercials were ghosting to be more relatable... it's sad but that's the counterculture cycle for you
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soon it will be hip and cool to be a mortal human
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um cultural appropriation much???
 
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you don't see me sprouting some dangly meat legs like im some kind of a mortal being do you?? don't see any eyes bulging out of these empty sockets?? no, because i have some loving respect
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ohhhh, look at me! Eating and drinking! Participating in the rituals of man! maybe I'll buy a house instead of haunting, buy a dog for my big man house! maybe ill have some kids and put them in a prep school!how'd that make you 'cool kids' feel?
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pssh, check your dead privilege, we living humans are a minority and you ghosts have been forcing us to become like you for hundreds of thousands of years
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ghost moms trying to kiss their corporeal babes and getting nothing but air. sad.
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doritos form part of a healthy breakfast (in theory) and should not be used as a primary source of nutrition (you don't tell me how to live)
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by zen death robot
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjHxaVtNbwY
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byob: bringing ya own breakfast
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