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OzyMandrill posted:I've been writing professional vidya games for nearly 20 years now.
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i write gnu/linux which powers all of the world's most evil corporations' servers
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Mar 6, 2016 16:07
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One-Man-Bucket posted:Saving the music industry, so pretty ethical unless you're Sony or Tool or something I guess I'm also saving the music industry one song at a time over bittorrent  owned musiclords
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Mar 6, 2016 16:08
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I'm trying to replicate a database using Google sheets.
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Mar 6, 2016 17:23
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OzyMandrill posted:I've been writing professional vidya games for nearly 20 years now. I am personally responsible for gamergate, obesity, and the decline of the western society. A modern day saint imo.
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Mar 6, 2016 22:18
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OzyMandrill posted:I've been writing professional vidya games for nearly 20 years now. I am personally responsible for gamergate, obesity, and the decline of the western society. it's spelled "video."
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Mar 6, 2016 22:22
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mine helps support killing brown people hella unethical
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Mar 7, 2016 00:56
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PyPy posted:I'm trying to replicate a database using Google sheets. SPREADSHEETS AREN'T loving DATABASES. FIGHT ME IRL.
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Mar 7, 2016 01:04
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Glans Dillzig posted:mine helps support killing brown people you invented Java?
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Mar 7, 2016 03:17
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my video james job involves govt sponsored research (canada lól) and the ethics of the project must be measured carefully i have to report if - i take someones blood - i put someting up someones bum - touch a boob - etc
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Mar 7, 2016 03:49
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Blackula69 posted:i mostly use my computer to write about business and finance, op, so I would say it's very unethical  even if youre doing it to help somebody it still feels a bit like making ads for cigarette companies also i get paid to make gifs in 2016 which isnt ethical at all but the money is fine
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Mar 7, 2016 04:10
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The Management posted:I was an intern at a defense contractor many years ago and I will never do it again because of their stupid process and milspec bullshit. but if there was like, a startup for laser guns or death robots I would probably join that. ekso bionics is pretty close 
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Mar 7, 2016 07:56
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maniacdevnull posted:SPREADSHEETS AREN'T loving DATABASES. FIGHT ME IRL. lmao I wish. we've partially implemented a relational one with an excel plugin
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Mar 7, 2016 08:09
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i have cut a man if half using nothing but lambdas
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Mar 7, 2016 08:48
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right now i'm actually working on a product to aid disabled people's communication. it owns because until starting it i never realised i could touch computers while actually feeling good about myself but like all tech bullshit it's p much targeted at middleclass white people so idk they'll probably mostly use it to talk about voting trump and bombing the third world 
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Mar 7, 2016 13:14
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pointsofdata posted:lmao I wish. we've partially implemented a relational one with an excel plugin You've reduced me to a millennial white girl, because I literally can't even.
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Mar 7, 2016 15:36
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Brb, gonna implement a presentation system as a word marco
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Mar 7, 2016 15:37
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Maybe throw in a pop3 client too
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Mar 7, 2016 15:38
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maniacdevnull posted:Brb, gonna implement a presentation system as a word marco I'm gonna go implement a relational database in Javascript oh poo poo wait
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Mar 7, 2016 15:54
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i work in a bank in Corp compliance and fincen compliance. internal audits and making sure we are doing the bare minimum required to maybe stop some money laundering and what not. banks are bad but my over all cog isn't too unethical imho.
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Mar 7, 2016 16:48
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maniacdevnull posted:Brb, gonna implement a presentation system as a word marco we lose so much time to people copying and pasting bullet points from word to PowerPoint, this is a business critical deficiency, pls fix ASAP
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Mar 7, 2016 18:38
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for ease of use slides should be defined by having a line like "SLIDE 1" etc. Dave from hq mentioned that some of the presentations have been a bit off brand so you'd better disable the abiliry to change the presentation theme
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Mar 7, 2016 18:43
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I left my computer job at the end of feb because I'm going to an apprenticeship w/ smithsonian research in ohio this summer. I was hired in november and had no projects assigned to me in hte 4 months I had the job so I just browsed and worked on my personal projects for 8 hours a day. I would have given myself another 2 weeks but they probably would have started prepping for an actual project and I didn't want to look like a jerk leaving immediately after that.
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Mar 7, 2016 19:59
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pointsofdata posted:so you'd better disable the abiliry to change the presentation theme *submits slide deck where no two bullets are the same font and size* PERFECT that's what I wanted to see!
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Mar 7, 2016 21:42
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Looking good, stretched, artifacted image that still has the watermark on it!
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Mar 7, 2016 21:43
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maniacdevnull posted:Looking good, stretched, artifacted image that still has the watermark on it! I had to vet some "developers" from a large staffing firm that rhymes with Adventure. They were using the same Powerpoint slide as a "resume" and just pasting the box with their skills on top of the previous guys. Like, you could load the file in Powerpoint and drag the top text box away and the last guy's "resume" was under it.
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Mar 7, 2016 21:45
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Citizen Tayne posted:I had to vet some "developers" from a large staffing firm that rhymes with Adventure. They were using the same Powerpoint slide as a "resume" and just pasting the box with their skills on top of the previous guys. Like, you could load the file in Powerpoint and drag the top text box away and the last guy's "resume" was under it. What? Like, they did a presentation during the interview? Please, please tell me they did not submit something that was supposed to be a printed document as a pptx. I beg you.
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Mar 7, 2016 21:48
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maniacdevnull posted:What? That's precisely what happened, they emailed the Powerpoint slide "resumes" to us and we talked to them on a conference call. I was looking at them on my laptop and tried to drag the text box and whoops, there's the other guy's poo poo underneath it.
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Mar 7, 2016 21:49
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It's like, your building a house. And you've got a driver. Really nice one, cordless impact driver, the extended battery, the works. But you come up on a nail. And you just take your really nice, extensive power driver, and just bash the hell out of the nail with the flat side.
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Mar 7, 2016 21:54
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We didn't accept any of them, needless to say.
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Mar 7, 2016 21:56
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The proper answer to this thread is "who loving cares" hth op
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Mar 7, 2016 21:59
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I have killed a man each time I neglect to use const
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Mar 7, 2016 23:49
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my job is very ethical i can tell because it's on this list of the "World’s Most Ethical Companies®" http://worldsmostethicalcompanies.ethisphere.com
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Mar 7, 2016 23:54
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Perplx posted:my job is very ethical lol Accenture and Capgemini are on there.
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Mar 7, 2016 23:55
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i work on a product for running independant cinemas so on the one hand i support small businesses and help fund the arts but on the other hand i indirectly contribute to filling the coffers of the hollywood jews so i would say i am 0.5 ethical
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Mar 8, 2016 00:05
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One time i left something to point at null and then i didn't check it before making a function call.
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Mar 8, 2016 01:26
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jony ive aces posted:right now i'm actually working on a product to aid disabled people's communication. it owns because until starting it i never realised i could touch computers while actually feeling good about myself at what point is it ethical to call those people retards
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Mar 8, 2016 06:31
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can you buy ethics credits like carbon credits
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Mar 8, 2016 06:35
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GameCube posted:can you buy ethics credits like carbon credits of the 20 hours of continuing education credits i hafta take every year two of them must be for ethics people generally skip those after signing in or w/e it's easy
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nah I mean like ethical offsets. is there some company out there BP pays to plant one baby duck for each one that drowns in oil
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