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this honeypot sucks.
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Literal Nazi Furry posted:you're really not telling me anything i haven't heard for the past several years but the uniform helps me hook up with sleazy shitbag gay dudes so it has only worked in my favor just go on Grindr dude plenty of sleazy shitbag gay men without the weird implications
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# ? Mar 15, 2016 08:39 |
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Troposphere posted:just go on Grindr dude plenty of sleazy shitbag gay men without the weird implications all the cute ones i find are into it
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# ? Mar 15, 2016 08:40 |
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Literal Nazi Furry posted:all the cute ones i find are into it men are icky
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# ? Mar 15, 2016 08:43 |
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everyone is icky, do not sully yourself with the pleasures of the flesh.
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# ? Mar 15, 2016 08:48 |
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I love Blacksad and despise furries, but that's because Blacksad is well-written noir with compelling characters and furries look like retarded pokemon. If you can watch an old Disney movie for nostalgia (I don't) it doesn't make you a furry. Dressing like a furry and yiffing with furries makes you a furry. Also watching Zootopia makes you a furry sympathizer. By Yakuza rules, you should have to cut off part of your little finger just for watching it, but then I'm sure the Japanese are all over this movie. Troposphere posted:men are icky Well, I never.
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# ? Mar 15, 2016 08:52 |
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Troposphere posted:men are icky hell yeah they are. it owns
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# ? Mar 15, 2016 09:01 |
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phasmid posted:I love Blacksad and despise furries,
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# ? Mar 15, 2016 09:02 |
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Literal Nazi Furry posted:one of the early stages of denial So is your fetish like shearing fur and forcing non-foxes into gas showers, or do you just wear black diapers with the Schutzstaffel bolts on 'em? Because I admire your candor posting on these forums and lament the ironic fate that means we're one day going to have to round all of your kind up and put them in camps.
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# ? Mar 15, 2016 09:19 |
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phasmid posted:So is your fetish like shearing fur and forcing non-foxes into gas showers, or do you just wear black diapers with the Schutzstaffel bolts on 'em? Because I admire your candor posting on these forums and lament the ironic fate that means we're one day going to have to round all of your kind up and put them in camps. are you kidding? immortal chairman trump loves furries, they spend tons of money on frivolous poo poo, which makes them more american than most americans
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# ? Mar 15, 2016 09:24 |
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phasmid posted:So is your fetish like shearing fur and forcing non-foxes into gas showers, or do you just wear black diapers with the Schutzstaffel bolts on 'em? Because I admire your candor posting on these forums and lament the ironic fate that means we're one day going to have to round all of your kind up and put them in camps. *sergals
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# ? Mar 15, 2016 09:28 |
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The White Dragon posted:are you kidding? immortal chairman trump loves furries, they spend tons of money on frivolous poo poo, which makes them more american than most americans Their monies and assets will rescind to the Treasury Dept. Only wholesome normal nazi fetishism will occur in Trump's America. Man Whore posted:*sergals Do I dare to look this up? I remember seeing it earlier in the thread, but I don't think I wanna know.
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# ? Mar 15, 2016 09:28 |
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so I skipped to the end of this thread what exactly is the twist that made it go gold
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# ? Mar 15, 2016 09:28 |
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phasmid posted:So is your fetish like shearing fur and forcing non-foxes into gas showers, or do you just wear black diapers with the Schutzstaffel bolts on 'em? Because I admire your candor posting on these forums and lament the ironic fate that means we're one day going to have to round all of your kind up and put them in camps. gas showers aren't good snuff. and no i don't like shearing or diapers either what is wrong with you for assuming this
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# ? Mar 15, 2016 09:50 |
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Literal Nazi Furry posted:gas showers aren't good snuff. and no i don't like shearing or diapers either what is wrong with you for assuming this Perhaps you are not as literal of a Nazi furry as I was to believe, mein herr.
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# ? Mar 15, 2016 09:55 |
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phasmid posted:Perhaps you are not as literal of a Nazi furry as I was to believe, mein herr. were nazis into wearing black diapers
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# ? Mar 15, 2016 09:57 |
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Literal Nazi Furry posted:were nazis into wearing black diapers Yes. Duh. Re-read Shirer's Rise and Fall ffs.
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# ? Mar 15, 2016 10:03 |
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phasmid posted:Yes. Duh. Re-read Shirer's Rise and Fall ffs. i don't remember that in any of the 1100+ pages of it. i guess that might explain why the SS pants were poofed out at the sides though
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# ? Mar 15, 2016 10:06 |
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dreezy posted:this honeypot sucks.
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# ? Mar 15, 2016 10:53 |
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This thread has escalated quickly and LNF is to blame.
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# ? Mar 15, 2016 11:13 |
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Oh look another furry thread that LNF has taken over, how many is that now? I want to watch Zootopia but I have a fear of animal costumes. What should I do if I see someone wearing one in the theater?
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# ? Mar 15, 2016 11:32 |
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Ronnie posted:Oh look another furry thread that LNF has taken over, how many is that now? douse them with delousing powder
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# ? Mar 15, 2016 11:45 |
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Ronnie posted:Oh look another furry thread that LNF has taken over, how many is that now? you ask them where you can get one since if you're going to see zootopia you're already a furry, you dirty goddamn furry
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# ? Mar 15, 2016 11:50 |
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Ronnie posted:Oh look another furry thread that LNF has taken over, how many is that now? Rigel posted:Where's doodles also seeing normie furry movie zootopia still makes you a furry
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# ? Mar 15, 2016 11:56 |
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Ronnie posted:Oh look another furry thread that LNF has taken over, how many is that now? Stop, drop and roll
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# ? Mar 15, 2016 11:57 |
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Ronnie posted:Oh look another furry thread that LNF has taken over, how many is that now? Gasoline, match are standard equipment in such encounters.
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# ? Mar 15, 2016 11:58 |
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Ronnie posted:Oh look another furry thread that LNF has taken over, how many is that now? You're not allowed to do anything becuse that would 'take away their happiness'
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# ? Mar 15, 2016 11:59 |
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see a therapist if it irrationally upsets you to the point where you can't ignore them
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# ? Mar 15, 2016 12:58 |
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most of the furries went to the initial screening so you should be fine if that really is a big concern to you. still mention it to your therapist
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# ? Mar 15, 2016 13:05 |
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LNF calm down a little dude
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# ? Mar 15, 2016 13:55 |
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Dude, explain to me how a man in a dirty, vacant-eyed wolf costume sitting alone in a dark theater isn't the start of a horror movie.
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# ? Mar 15, 2016 14:20 |
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do furries want to stick their weiners into snimals? Or do they just like cartoon animals?
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# ? Mar 15, 2016 14:22 |
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Das Boo posted:Dude, explain to me how a man in a dirty, vacant-eyed wolf costume sitting alone in a dark theater isn't the start of a horror movie. Or a romcom?
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# ? Mar 15, 2016 14:30 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:Or a romcom? Ready for a hot date:
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# ? Mar 15, 2016 14:35 |
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I was serious about the animal costumes. They made me feel really unerved as a kid. The none blinking eyes, the constant smile, the silence and not knowing who is inside. I don't want to shake your hand or hug you. I dont know who you are!!
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# ? Mar 15, 2016 14:55 |
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Das Boo posted:Dude, explain to me how a man in a dirty, vacant-eyed wolf costume sitting alone in a dark theater isn't the start of a horror movie.
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# ? Mar 15, 2016 15:49 |
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Ronnie posted:I want to watch Zootopia but I have a fear of animal costumes. What should I do if I see someone wearing one in the theater? Easy. Tell the management they were masturbating, and /or trying to take candid upskirt shots of kids in toddler dresses. *Don't limit yourself to full suits, do this for anyone with clip on ears and tails. Gotta catch em all.
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# ? Mar 15, 2016 16:02 |
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Literal Nazi Furry posted:see a therapist if it irrationally upsets you to the point where you can't ignore them Thing about a public space is that you're not obligated to ignore the things that you find annoying. If I go to the movies I am not required to tolerate the irritating retards I may encounter there, nor should I be required to set a timetable so I best can avoid them. If the furries want to go to the movies I think they at least should express the minimum of social grace by leaving their suits at home, and... oh.
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# ? Mar 15, 2016 16:57 |
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Ronnie posted:Oh look another furry thread that LNF has taken over, how many is that now? Okay, here's the plan. Bring another person with you and buy two drinks, one for each of you. Your friend's job is to get up to get a refill and "accidentally" drop their ticket/phone/whatever near the furry and bend down to pick it up. They'll covertly pour some of their drink onto the floor. Wait thirty minutes. Get up to get a refill and "slip" in the puddle, thereby making it the fault of the theater for unclean conditions, and pour your drink onto the furry's legs. Be careful to only spill your drink onto the furry as you don't want anyone to be able to claim the liquid you slipped in was spilled by you. Don't spill too much on them though. If you only spill some, it'll truly look like an accident because people will assume you would have poured the entire cup if it was intentional. Apologize profusely and explain that you slipped in something. Considering the cost of the fursuits, it's likely the furry will bolt out of the theater to get home and attempt to clean it before the stain sets. If you're really worried about getting caught, actually fall and try to hit your head hard enough to leave a mark. Most people only pass out for a few seconds when due to concussive injuries so stay unresponsive for twenty seconds to make it look legitimate. Worst case scenario: you ruined his fursuit and he doesn't leave. Best case scenario: you ruin his fursuit, he has to leave, you get out of work due to a head injury, and he's shot as he tries to leave the theater. Alternatively go to therapy/wear horse blinders. flick my Mr. Bean fucked around with this message at 17:18 on Mar 15, 2016 |
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Ronnie posted:Oh look another furry thread that LNF has taken over, how many is that now?
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