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CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

Blah Blah Blah
Look at me
I'm the Goddamn Batman
Blah Blah Blah


Randaconda posted:

how dare you traipse in here and sully the good name of the Twinkie-wiener sandwich

IIRC Al had to eat so many of those during filming of UHF that it kind of helped inspire his vegetarian diet.

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

Wish I had money to replace my AV, that was ripped from me during a mayo challenge, with this. Lol fuck spending more money on this site tho.



Nothing really wrong with this food but the way they slam their fists on the bread made me laugh


e, sorry for the stop motion gif. the original was this 4k video mp4, 250mb file, and was double the size of my screen when I tried linking it. Wish there was a way to force scale gyfycat links

LifeSunDeath has a new favorite as of 19:45 on May 22, 2020

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



LifeSunDeath posted:

Nothing really wrong with this food but the way they slam their fists on the bread made me laugh


e, sorry for the stop motion gif. the original was this 4k video mp4, 250mb file, and was double the size of my screen when I tried linking it. Wish there was a way to force scale gyfycat links
Well it's better than when you post gfycat mp4 links with 'thumbs' in the url, because those don't work in the Android app at all. I was told they'd work for everybody if you remove the thumbs part.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos


SlothfulCobra posted:

I'm gonna say it, not a cake.

Aside from the general grossness of eating that much food at once, that's just a disservice to all those ingredients by putting them in a gross mess that's just a bad presentation and not easy to eat.

The principle of a cheat day is pretty straightforward, to reset your metabolism after your diet starts moving into starvation mode where it conserves fat instead of burning it, but I'm not sure at what point you get diminishing returns from eating too much in one day.
Metabolically it's diminished returns immediately because starvation mode isn't a thing. Psychologically you get up to the point that keeps you on the wagon till next cheat day.

dudeness
Mar 5, 2010

Cat Army


Fallen Rib

Iron Crowned posted:

I don't see anything wrong with this picture

Whats wrong is that twinkies arent nearly that big .

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003


Yams Fan

dudeness posted:

Whats wrong is that twinkies arent nearly that big .

maybe it's a small hot dog?

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010




Well, let's say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the Chef Club studio.

BMX Ninja
Oct 18, 2014



Randaconda posted:

wtf is "mild" chili

It's the chili I make when my partner or other people are going to be eating it, and adding a dollop of Don't Fear The Reaper hot sauce isn't acceptable.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

Wish I had money to replace my AV, that was ripped from me during a mayo challenge, with this. Lol fuck spending more money on this site tho.



DayumDrops is pissed off at tacobell for real!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiBojw4K-kc#t=451s

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012



College Slice

dudeness posted:

Whats wrong is that twinkies arent nearly that big .

They were bigger in the 1980s. Seriously.

UHF is an underrated movie, imo.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

High Energy, Good Feeling!



LifeSunDeath posted:

DayumDrops is pissed off at tacobell for real!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiBojw4K-kc#t=451s

YouTube automatic english captions cannot handle Daym's vernacular.









Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

Come play my CYOA!

Save your reality from the Constructors... then save all the rest of them.



loving lmao and I can't even say for sure why

WITCHCRAFT
Aug 28, 2007

Berries That Burn


d3lness posted:

As somebody who is trying to lose weight, these people showing the worst version of a """""cheat day"""" bothers the ever living gently caress out of me.

https://mobile.twitter.com/imeggsel...572413509554178

before i became a parent, i had the spare time to be a turbo gym rat, and this video reminded me of how guilty i felt about adding 2 oreos to my vanilla whey protein/flax powder/soy milk/ice protein shake on cheat day. you can get into a really weird headspace/cycle when you are that disciplined and regimented about every food you eat

anyway

that abomination doesn't even look like it tastes good. it's just a wet sloppy pile of savory food. i feel like they would turn their nose up at the idea of eating "tater tot hot dish" but they made basically the same thing, except it's not thrifty. you spent like $30 to make a pile of slop that will taste the same as a $5 pile of slop because it's from a drive through instead of a walmart freezer. who are you kidding. how are you even kidding yourself.

it sure is aesthetic though!!!

WITCHCRAFT
Aug 28, 2007

Berries That Burn


i do not like the dayum drops guy because he says the same thing like 5 times in a row when describing the food or service. and then after a bite he says it 5 more times

his enthusiasm level is great, even when he expects it to be terrible food. i can identify with this. i also love his beard and hope that when mine goes grey it is that regal

but stop saying the same loving thing for emphasis!! i know what drive through and takeout food is and what to expect from it! don't act like im fresh off of mars learning human customs

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

Come play my CYOA!

Save your reality from the Constructors... then save all the rest of them.


Eating in a car will always disgust me, *food preparation* in a car is so loving beyond the pale

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

The preceding post has been paid for by the new World order.






red bean, marshmallow, and green tea pizza from Pizza Hut in Taiwan



OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

It is a powerful visual metaphor for my posting.


Alaskan Pipeline is not food.

Nameless Pete
May 8, 2007

Get a load of those...


Reverse image search seems to think this is a kielbasa.

d3lness
Feb 19, 2011

Unicorns are metal. Gundanium alloy to be exact...




LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

Wish I had money to replace my AV, that was ripped from me during a mayo challenge, with this. Lol fuck spending more money on this site tho.



Machine Translated DayumDrops is incredible.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler

Pillbug

PYF Anti-Food Porn: she drives for entities.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009





And I can't help myself

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001



Passion’s Wrench

Brawnfire posted:

loving lmao and I can't even say for sure why
I think it's the look on his face that's somewhere between tired and disappointed.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Grimey Drawer

This cookbook broke my brain.

https://mobile.twitter.com/C0INCELP...211965209128964

Polyseme
Sep 6, 2009

GROUCH DIVISION



I was assured that this was chili: but it is not.

Chickpeas are a good substitute for proper beans, though.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

Wish I had money to replace my AV, that was ripped from me during a mayo challenge, with this. Lol fuck spending more money on this site tho.



Hummus is chili

The General
Mar 4, 2007

So gentlemen, we meet again.




Nameless Pete posted:

Reverse image search seems to think this is a kielbasa.

Rice paper spring roll thing with some unsightly condiment. IMHO you want the sauce in the middle so it doesn't do that.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

The preceding post has been paid for by the new World order.



Mymla
Aug 12, 2010



Where's the lie?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

It is a powerful visual metaphor for my posting.


Looks more like tagliatelli than cheese.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO


OwlFancier posted:

Looks more like tagliatellitapeworm than cheese.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

The preceding post has been paid for by the new World order.





The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah


Ultra Carp


Thank goodness

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

The preceding post has been paid for by the new World order.



The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah


Ultra Carp


Cat vomit stuffed yellow squash just like mom used to make

empty sea
Jul 17, 2011

gonna saddle my seahorse and float out to the sunset


Looks like some kind of stuffed squash, like stuffed zucchini with ground beef and cheese or whatever.

Thank gently caress this stuff wasn't popular when I was a kid. My stepmom did on occasion make chicken with cream of mushroom soup and let me tell you, it was straight up chicken cooked into bits and mushroom bits and fat and congealed cream over rice as dinner. Verrry appetizing. About the same thing as poo poo on a shingle but different proteins/carbs, just meat slop on slop on carbs.

The only meal I can properly recall from preteen to teens was sliced potatoes fried in bacon fat with lots of garlic and red pepper flakes. That poo poo was delicious. I can only presume I repressed all proteins or other sides, for my sanity.

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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College Slice

empty sea posted:

Looks like some kind of stuffed squash, like stuffed zucchini with ground beef and cheese or whatever.

Thank gently caress this stuff wasn't popular when I was a kid. My stepmom did on occasion make chicken with cream of mushroom soup and let me tell you, it was straight up chicken cooked into bits and mushroom bits and fat and congealed cream over rice as dinner. Verrry appetizing. About the same thing as poo poo on a shingle but different proteins/carbs, just meat slop on slop on carbs.

The only meal I can properly recall from preteen to teens was sliced potatoes fried in bacon fat with lots of garlic and red pepper flakes. That poo poo was delicious. I can only presume I repressed all proteins or other sides, for my sanity.

In undergrad, a friend would make this casserole called "Joe's Junk." Cooked brown rice, browned crumbled sausage, corn, and cream of mushroom soup. Its heavy, its salty, it looks like cat puke, but drat if it still isn't a comfort food.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.


Dienes posted:

In undergrad, a friend would make this casserole called "Joe's Junk." Cooked brown rice, browned crumbled sausage, corn, and cream of mushroom soup. Its heavy, its salty, it looks like cat puke, but drat if it still isn't a comfort food.

My friend invented Three Things From a Can. It is made exactly how it sounds and it ain't bad, depending.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

Come play my CYOA!

Save your reality from the Constructors... then save all the rest of them.


I have a friend who made "Jack Food" which was like pasta and cheese and avocados and carmelized onions and poo poo. It was way way too savory.

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KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Grimey Drawer

My mom is a decent cook, but she was very busy for a while, so dinner would sometimes be "ruskomsnusk", which was chopped onions, bacon and sliced hotdogs, fried in a pan, served over white rice. It's trashy as hell, but absolutely a comfort food.

Also amazing on mashed potatoes.

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