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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Someone who sits across the table from me at work was drinking kombucha and telling us all about how healthful and miraculous it is regardless of how it smells/tastes, and then promptly knocked it over.

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HappyKitty
Jul 11, 2005

pienipple posted:

Ugh, kombucha is so gross. It's just vinegar made from tea with the mother still in it.

Kombucha done well can be tasty, if you like tart, lightly carbonated stuff; gently caress it up, and yeah, that's vinegar. We have a big ol jug of kombucha vinegar in our fridge from a batch we fermented too long.

That said, it's perfectly serviceable vinegar.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Gridlocked posted:

It's Cash Crabs smaller, cuter brother: Cash Prawn!

:3:

Pham Nuwen posted:

It's Cash Crabs smaller, cuter brother: Cash Prawn Small Pastry!

:kimchi:


motoh posted:

Beloved(?) OP Aces is incapacitated and requested this find its way here.

I can only surmise that is because he tried to eat it and is now making peace with the world.



:smith:

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

HappyKitty posted:

Kombucha done well can be tasty, if you like tart, lightly carbonated stuff; gently caress it up, and yeah, that's vinegar.

More like gently caress it up and yeah, that's poison

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Zombie Souffle
Feb 3, 2010
That is one of the few photos posted in this thread that has made me audibly say "Ugh what the gently caress IS that".

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer
Watermelon, applesauce, potato salad, cupcake.

Potato Jones
Apr 9, 2007

Clever Betty
Applesauce, watermelon, some kind of fried potato (maybe) and a little donut. They're not items that should be placed together, but the damming of the applesauce behind the wall of watermelon is certainly weird.

Edit: A little cupcake is a better answer.

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

teenytinymouse posted:

Made chicken and beetroot risotto a bloody pile of stuff for dinner tonight


Risotto is one of my favorite foods in the world, and it's fun to experiment with. but holy poo poo it does not photograph well

FetusSlapper
Jan 6, 2005

by exmarx

Looks like a plate for a kid who didn't want to eat a pork chop with the rest of the family.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
I wish I had a festive mug like that.

teenytinymouse
Aug 3, 2005

I'm Shannon and I'm the biggest Idiot Ever!

baw posted:

Risotto is one of my favorite foods in the world, and it's fun to experiment with. but holy poo poo it does not photograph well



Pic does not fit in thread imo, I'm drooling

Crust First
May 1, 2013

Wrong lads.

mng posted:

I wish I had a festive mug like that.

I have one, got it as a gift from my sister; I've never used it because it's so covered in nooks and crannies that I feel it could never be cleaned if it got dirty.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

HappyKitty posted:

Kombucha done well can be tasty, if you like tart, lightly carbonated stuff; gently caress it up, and yeah, that's vinegar.

A friend made a batch that looked like river scum and tasted like really nice, super-tart ginger beer.

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill


Looks bad Haley

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

teenytinymouse posted:

Pic does not fit in thread imo, I'm drooling

Yes i think i will make one with gorgonzola and radicchio for dinner :italy:

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

Geh

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




It...it...LOOKS delicious...right?

The General
Mar 4, 2007


Looks poisonous.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012





I'm sure there's a very easy way to make jam and cotton candy look delicious but serving it on wood ain't the way to go about it.

dijon du jour
Mar 27, 2013

I'm shy
It's anti-food porn. It is the opposite of food, but drat it looks delicious.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
Stop posting that image, every time I end up buying a tub of vanilla cherry ice cream. gently caress

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)


I love the little bulwark of watermelon, keeping the applesauce from spilling over onto the other food.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

I love the little bulwark of watermelon, keeping the applesauce from spilling over onto the other food.

It's a metaphor for Game of Thrones.

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


MariusLecter posted:

It's a metaphor for Game of Thrones.

Dinner is Coming.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Tiberius Thyben posted:

Dinner is Coming.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

It's been a while since we've seen it.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012





Tiberius Thyben posted:

Dinner is Coming.

Who's cumming for dinner though?

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

One load is hardly enough. You need a team of gentlemen to get enough protein to get full.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
There was also a cocktail book and if I recall, there were some videos on youtube showing some of them being made, but I'll be damned if I'll be the one who wastes my time finding that link.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Well, how much can you cook with 15 ml at a time?

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



twoday posted:

There was also a cocktail book and if I recall, there were some videos on youtube showing some of them being made, but I'll be damned if I'll be the one who wastes my time finding that link.

Bukakketails

Lamprey Cannon
Jul 23, 2011

by exmarx

Huh! It looks like I've actually come across these before! They only look like that when they're young, and then get sort of brown and normal-mushroom-looking when they're older. I'll have to try and visit when they're still bleeding.



They just look like pancakes that somebody tossed on the ground.

Mr. Whale
Apr 9, 2009

Lamprey Cannon posted:

Huh! It looks like I've actually come across these before! They only look like that when they're young, and then get sort of brown and normal-mushroom-looking when they're older. I'll have to try and visit when they're still bleeding.

How come those mushrooms bleed strawberry jam?

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

Lamprey Cannon posted:

I'll have to try and visit when they're still bleeding.

Now that's a thread title

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Bleeding tooth/crown fungus. Very bitter taste despite its appearance of a tasty dessert. Not actually toxic but will probably feel like sending a jagged metal enchilada down your stomach.

Mushrooms are a fun way to play natural Russian Roulette, just walk into the woods and scarf down the mushrooms you see. Maybe you'll get a tasty snack, maybe you'll have an extremely effective trip, or maybe you'll just die 5 minutes later!

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

And if you combine it with a boar tusk and a pearl, it makes for a good Fortify Block potion!

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

The best ones are the ones that make you think you're fine then you die like a week later

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old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
We got a hot one right off the presses

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfvHFpqEmrM

This lady is inspiring me to just do stuff in the kitchen. I hope you're still reading this thread, meatloaf princess!

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