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Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



CLAM DOWN posted:

There's this amazing Dutch drunk street food called kapsalon (which I know translates to "hair salon/barbershop" but I'm not sure why) which is fries, shwarma/kebab meat, gouda, melt all that then top with shredde lettuce (and I've always had it with tomato, cucumber, and onion too), garlic sauce, and sambal. It's loving amazing.



Because it's all the sweepings chucked in a receptacle OP

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Gaz2k21
Sep 1, 2006

MEGALA---WHO??!!??
you guys complaining about mystery meat kebabs, you haven't seen true horror until you've eaten a kebab as served by Her Majesties Prison Service.


imagine if you will small almostperfectly formed rectangle's of grayish brown meat with the texture and consistency of wet cardboard, and a hint of lamb flavour doused in congealed bright red chilli sauce chunks.

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Gaz2k21 posted:

imagine if you will small almostperfectly formed rectangle's of grayish brown meat with the texture and consistency of wet cardboard, and a hint of lamb flavour doused in congealed bright red chilli sauce chunks.

I worked in a sandwich factory, and that donair meat comes from a gigantic ~4 foot long by ~1 foot wide grey rectangle

you drop the slab into a machine like this to cut it up:

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Well I just at subway, and just realized they carry garlic aoli now, it actually made the sandwich much better. New tool album and passable sandwich..was a good day.

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost
Garlic aïoli is my favorite aïoli

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS




LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

Garlic aïoli is my favorite aïoli

I know it's redundant "garlic aioli" but they literally have that printed on the sign, lol.

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Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

Sorry, no, you can't make me go back to Subway, it tastes of wilt and stale

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Did they karate chop those eggs in half

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

Data Graham posted:

Did they karate chop those eggs in half

How else are you supposed to cut boiled eggs?

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

So that's what one step above loser's lunch looks like.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

CLAM DOWN posted:

There's this amazing Dutch drunk street food called kapsalon (which I know translates to "hair salon/barbershop" but I'm not sure why)

According to Wikipedia, it was invented by a hairdresser.

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!

Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

I am inevitable.
ROBBLE GROBBLE

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

Kebab is meat in bread with sauce so mostly as good as the base ingredients are.

The problem is that while kebab meat is supposed to be like this



This is what you get instead in most cheap kebab shops



See those perfectly even and grey shavings of meat? See the little bubbles in there? It's just mystery meat.


Normal kebab is 100% lamb, but for the western palates they switched to chicken, veal, beef, and more than often, mystery meat.

You aren't missing out, most kebabs served in big cities smell of rancid sweat and taste like a rimjob

If the gyro meat I've been getting is poo poo then I wanna try the good stuff because gyros are loving great.

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!
I just want to say that an actually well done chicken kebab that isn't sliced from a Brick o' Fowl is loving amazo.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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I always think of kebabs being those delicious grilled sticks of meat and vegetables. Seeing people call gyros and shawarmas "kebabs" is freaking me out man.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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I think that’s specifically shish kebab.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

Solice Kirsk posted:

I always think of kebabs being those delicious grilled sticks of meat and vegetables. Seeing people call gyros and shawarmas "kebabs" is freaking me out man.

Kebab is the roasted meat. Shish is the skewer.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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The gently caress is with this mashed potato quenelle

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

Brawnfire posted:

The gently caress is with this mashed potato quenelle

I think when it's put on a plate fancy like that you have to call it "pommes puree". At least, thats what they do on those cooking competition shows.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Brawnfire posted:

The gently caress is with this mashed potato quenelle

Reconstructed Deconstructed Baked Potato

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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gleebster posted:

Kebab is the roasted meat. Shish is the skewer.

Well, I like shish kebabs and shawarma and gyros and I'd eat like 99.99% of all those gyro meat on top of fries and with a bunch of other stuff plates that everyone else keeps posting. All kebabs are good.

AKAG

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

Brawnfire posted:

The gently caress is with this mashed potato quenelle

it's just instant mashed potatoes

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

I don't think this one is real

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005


What’s wrong with this?

This looks like dinner to me.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

Kebab is meat in bread with sauce so mostly as good as the base ingredients are.

The problem is that while kebab meat is supposed to be like this



This is what you get instead in most cheap kebab shops



See those perfectly even and grey shavings of meat? See the little bubbles in there? It's just mystery meat.


Normal kebab is 100% lamb, but for the western palates they switched to chicken, veal, beef, and more than often, mystery meat.

You aren't missing out, most kebabs served in big cities smell of rancid sweat and taste like a rimjob

Strictly speaking this is doner kebab or shwarma. There's also shish kebab, skewered meat, which is its own kind of delicious, but here again, if you run into it by accident, it's usually made out of ground meat. :barf:

https://twitter.com/monosynth/status/1166188232716931074
https://twitter.com/monosynth/status/1166197923685646337

ZombieCrew
Apr 1, 2019

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Strictly speaking this is doner kebab or shwarma. There's also shish kebab, skewered meat, which is its own kind of delicious, but here again, if you run into it by accident, it's usually made out of ground meat.

Those ground meat kebabs are pretty good. Usually made with seasoned ground lamb and beef roast in a charcoal can. I worked with a Turkish guy in a kitchen a while back and he made them every once in a while. They were pretty awesome.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


ookiimarukochan posted:

Who else measures food in "cups" though?
In Australia (and perhaps elsewhere) a cup is common shorthand for 250ml.

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

It does look like drunk food. Other than that I clearly don't understand the culture of HSP. I'm fine with the meat covered in sauce, but just serving the fries on the side would improve it tenfolds.
Serving the chips separately would defeat the entire purpose. They're meant to get covered by and mixed with the meat and sauce.

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McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Tiggum posted:

In Australia (and perhaps elsewhere) a cup is common shorthand for 250ml.

Serving the fries separately would defeat the entire purpose. They're meant to get covered by and mixed with the meat and sauce.

Tiggum gets it man

HSP is blessed, I miss living in western Sydney, they were so much easier to find than in the northern beaches. I might get one next time I'm out that way

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






ZombieCrew posted:

Those ground meat kebabs are pretty good. Usually made with seasoned ground lamb and beef roast in a charcoal can. I worked with a Turkish guy in a kitchen a while back and he made them every once in a while. They were pretty awesome.

They can be pretty good although you can't really tell beforehand. Usually if it's only 2€ for a sandwich it's not good.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS











:wtc:

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.



Anti Food Porn and Food Fads: Put two donuts on a lettuce leaf.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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I think we often lose sight of the apparent fact that in the mid-century, most food was just generally so unpleasant that people had to be tricked into eating.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Ugh, Packer fans.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


me, strolling into the office: mornin' guys... mikester, lori-bear, frankaroni, how y'all doin'...

the office recipe genius: did you just give me a million dollar idea

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

Tiggum posted:

Put two donuts on a lettuce leaf.

Those immortal words are burned in my brain. This is not the first time Donut Prune Salad has greased this thread with its presence, and it will not be the last.




Leaving the autocorrect typo.

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Tiggum posted:

Put two donuts on a lettuce leaf

This is a salad we can all get behind

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