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Vogon Poetry Slam posted:Worst drunk I’ve ever been was six Newcastle’s with no food at a comedy show. I can’t smell Newcastle, 15 years later, without gagging. Six beers lol
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Randaconda posted:The ice tea made with the powder that's real lemony flavored is still pretty good yeah, but not 50/50 with 151
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bloom posted:Six beers lol we get it you're all alcoholics
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Six beers on an empty stomach has gotta be pretty intense. I've gone through a pitcher before eating and that gets me rolling. Only time I've ever thrown up was at age 22 when I'd had too many Captain and Cokes. I'll never forget the sight of pure black vomit flying into the toilet and I've never thrown up while drinking since. Almost did last year while camping, that last shot of Jameson barely stayed in.
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I once drank 6 Steelies and two mad dogs in two days and didn't even feel it. I am an alcoholic.
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I basically drank most of a sixth of vodka with sunny d (might have been diet v8 splash actually) and I threw up my pasta dinner so hard I woke up my parents.
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I love how the limited palette makes the pasta look like raw meat.
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Ahh the breakfast of champions. I like how its sugar free jello, you wouldn't want all that sucrose to ruin your afternoon vomiting flavors. That said I once turned a whole fifth of 99 bananas and 3 packs of strawberry jello into like 15 jello shots that tasted like death. I probably should have gone 2 orange jello and 1 strawberry jello and some banana puree with vodka instead of the abomination of 99 bananas. (I used 3 packs of jello because I wanted them to be really firm and melt slowly so you'd eat like 4 or 5 and just keep getting more hosed up as they melted in your tummy but... blerg)
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https://i.imgur.com/rCDbQBg.mp4 with boozechat occuring, reposting the thread's patron saint
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ZombieCrew posted:Zima was the "bitch beer" of my teens and early 20s before smirinov ice killed them. Good news you can still get Zima in Japan so if you ever want to relive your lovely youth you can go to Kobe and drink like an early-20s salaryman.
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OutsideAngel posted:Good news you can still get Zima in Japan so if you ever want to relive your lovely youth you can go to Kobe and drink like an early-20s salaryman. It was limited run here in the US a couple years ago. Having not had it during the OG run, I bought a six pack. It sucks, bit it wasn't lovely enough to write home about.
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Rand could you not post violent images in this thread? Rude.
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Randaconda posted:https://i.imgur.com/rCDbQBg.mp4 Oh she's fun
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She's amazing. You don't want to eat her food before sampling her drinks, though. She made chilli with kidney beans, a pack of chilli spices, and two jars of marinara meat sauce. I haven't stopped whining about it since I watched the episode 15 years ago. Almost anyone would party with her til dawn. She has to have some absolutely amazing life stories to slur through.
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Since it’s Best Foods west of the Mississippi, the slogan is Bring Out the Hell.
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The Bloop posted:Ghoulash I was on mobile and assumed it was a sad wilted salad absolutely drowned in dressing.
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Randaconda posted:if you're gonna drink malt liquor, just drink Old English or Cobra like normal people Dont forget about mickeys.
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Olde English is great. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iG-H66Z8-VI&t=138s finish it off with pizza Combos
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ZombieCrew posted:Dont forget about mickeys. you can't actually buy 40s here, can't sell over 32 oz for some reason.
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Randaconda posted:you can't actually buy 40s here, can't sell over 32 oz for some reason. Awesome that nobody in the Florida government never said, "...But what if that just makes them buy two bottles?" Alcohol laws state-to-state are incredibly dumb except for when its a state-run store because they gotta get theirs.
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