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I never had a legit 40 until I happened to be in Valdosta overnight once.
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I think all the cocaine from the 80's got into the groundwater bad in florida and they now all live in a constant state of agitated delirium. so decisions about 40oz bottles aren't handled with much logic or insight.
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Only time I ever saw someone drink a 40 of old e was at some house party I went to in university where some guy was dressed up as a cow and was playing Edward Fortyhands (where you have 2 40s duck taped to your hands and can't remove them until they're both finished). Later that night, saw the cow throwing up in the front yard, then even later saw him passed out in a bedroom with both 40s still duck taped on.
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He had to have pissed himself at some point. ...well maybe not if he puked it all up. The 40s I went with was St Ides.
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Fartington Butts posted:He had to have pissed himself at some point. what do you think the udders were for?
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Kevin DuBrow posted:Sushi soup Sopa de Sushi is a favorite of this thread, but it's great whenever it is posted.
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LifeSunDeath posted:what do you think the udders were for? Piss is stored in the udders??
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thehoodie posted:Only time I ever saw someone drink a 40 of old e was at some house party I went to in university where some guy was dressed up as a cow and was playing Edward Fortyhands (where you have 2 40s duck taped to your hands and can't remove them until they're both finished). Later that night, saw the cow throwing up in the front yard, then even later saw him passed out in a bedroom with both 40s still duck taped on. I got talked into doing that but the 32 oz version (florida)...I finished both but my friends wouldn't take them off so I just bashed my hand on their stove to free myself. There was a fair amount of blood, but they cleansed it by pouring some popov on it and I duct taped my wound and continued as usual. I still have a pretty big scar on that hand.
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Jul 5, 2020 02:39
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the florida is coming from inside the thread
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Fartington Butts posted:He had to have pissed himself at some point. The point of Edward Fortyhands (as I have had it explained) is that you will unavoidably have to go to the bathroom at some point during the proceedings, at which point you need a very good friend who can keep a secret
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Data Graham posted:The point of Edward Fortyhands (as I have had it explained) is that you will unavoidably have to go to the bathroom at some point during the proceedings, at which point you need a very good friend who can keep a secret Nah, just be an alcoholic and chug
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Jul 5, 2020 03:35
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"Why are both your 40s full? I thought you finished one already." "  "
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And afterwards you earn your Boy Scouts "Good Pissin" badge.
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Fartington Butts posted:And afterwards you earn your Boy Scouts "Good Pissin" badge. In scouts I pissed across several state lines and I never got a badge for it
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Data Graham posted:The point of Edward Fortyhands (as I have had it explained) is that you will unavoidably have to go to the bathroom at some point during the proceedings, at which point you need a very good friend who can keep a secret
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Jul 5, 2020 05:57
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Would but only at a fair
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Jesus Toast posted:Nah, just be an alcoholic and chug Yep. 2 40s aint a thing. Im pretty sure edward 40hands never happened at any of the parties i went to because we were all fuckin degen alchis and would drink at least a gallon a piece plus shots. Why waste duct tape? Shots were where the trouble started really and that was well into the night. Texas also changed the 40s to 32s because technically your legally drunk (depending on lots of factors, but one size fits all law) after 1 40. Texas also changed laws regarding open containers in vehicles in the 2000s. Used to be passengers could drink. Driver could hand theirs off and say it wasnt theirs. Edit drunk spelling ZombieCrew has a new favorite as of 10:18 on Jul 5, 2020 |
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Happy Fouth!!!
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Fartington Butts posted:Awesome that nobody in the Florida government never said, "...But what if that just makes them buy two bottles?" I'm pretty sure you can get 40s in Ohio but I haven't bought one since I left Kansas. Hell probably not in a good 10 or 12 years. In Kansas you can't buy anything higher than 3.2% outside of a liquor store, so it was nothing but bud/Miller/Coors pisswater at the grocery stores and gas stations. I used to take my backpack and walk down to the liquor store and load up on two or three 40s. One time I got yelled at by the landlord because she caught me cutting through a big break in the fence where someone had blatantly hit it from the other side (it was hidden by a car port). That shortcut was nice while it lasted.
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Iron Crowned posted:I'm pretty sure you can get 40s in Ohio but I haven't bought one since I left Kansas. Hell probably not in a good 10 or 12 years. my landlord only asks if i know where to buy pain pills 
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Boones Farm is actually malt liquor, not wine, even though it is called wine sometimes. I believe it was originally made with apples, so it was a cider or apple-wine, but then they changed to malt.
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A Grand Egg posted:Boones Farm is actually malt liquor, not wine, even though it is called wine sometimes.
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Randaconda posted:
Sonic's shame.
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My Mema made cherry kool-aide apple fritters every summer for my Pa's birthday. Just apple fritters tossed in cherry kool-aide mix. They're honest to god amazing. She'd serve them with custard cream to dip in. I'd eat a dozen right now and then immediately take a shower cause you can't getting horrendously sticky from them. Stain your hands red, too.
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zedprime posted:It's appellation is clearly Boone's Farm, you do not need to go all it's only still malt beverage. La Ferm de Beaune
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We've all done worse things for either reason
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Ooo, look at fancy pants here, too fancy for an honest hot pocket.
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I kinda like hot pockets 
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I would totally buy Little Caesar's branded hot pockets. Which of course begs the question, why haven't they put bacon in the crust of hot pockets yet?
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How about a KFC double down in the form of a hot pocket with a chicken shell? It'd be more contained than the original sandwich, kind of like a cordon bleu.
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thats just a costco chicken bake
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yeah I eat rear end posted:How about a KFC double down in the form of a hot pocket with a chicken shell? It'd be more contained than the original sandwich, kind of like a cordon bleu. I'd eat just about anything in a chicken shell
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Fartington Butts posted:Awesome that nobody in the Florida government never said, "...But what if that just makes them buy two bottles?"
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Iron Crowned posted:I'm pretty sure you can get 40s in Ohio but I haven't bought one since I left Kansas. Hell probably not in a good 10 or 12 years. Not anymore! The law changed last year.
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