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old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
Just make three normal sized burgers and stack them. McDonalds figured that poo poo out ages ago.

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Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

mng posted:

Just make three normal sized burgers and stack them. McDonalds figured that poo poo out ages ago.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


It's just a loving meatloaf, dorks.

HappyKitty
Jul 11, 2005

CommonShore posted:

It's just a loving meatloaf, dorks.

Ramos
Jul 3, 2012


It's only a meatloaf if there isn't a bun around it.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Ramos
Jul 3, 2012


Is there any beef on that salad? If so, would and would.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Ramos posted:

Is there any beef on that salad? If so, would and would.

I think its literally just tortilla chips on a bed of lettuce

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!

Ramos posted:

It's only a meatloaf if there isn't a bun around it.
Look at this nerd who hasn't had meatloaf sandwiches.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

CommonShore posted:

It's just a loving meatloaf, dorks.
Its like 4 meatloaves. Like a Bat out of Hell box set.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Ramos posted:

It's only a meatloaf if there isn't a bun around it.

then what about meatloaf sandwiches? huh?

Ramos
Jul 3, 2012


Yawgmoth posted:

Look at this nerd who hasn't had meatloaf sandwiches.


CommonShore posted:

then what about meatloaf sandwiches? huh?

Meatloaf sandwiches are for cowards who don't want to admit they're eating a hamburger.

Julias
Jun 24, 2012

Strum in a harmonizing quartet
I want to cause a revolution

What can I do? My savage
nature is beyond wild
Anybody who has eaten and/or made both a hamburger and a meatloaf will know that they taste different. They're the same meat, but different flavors.

FluxFaun
Apr 7, 2010


Sounds like someone makes lovely hamburgers. Put an egg, some bread crumbs and some onion in your hamburger before you make it into patties and fry it my man

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

Elizabethan Error posted:

Ok bud, you try cooking a steak sous vide for a day(24h) and see what happens :nallears:

This is literally what I am doing for dinner tonight. Beef bottom round, went in just about 24 hours ago now, and it's gonna be fabulous. 36 hour pork shoulder was also really good.

Probably would make for a real lovely burger though.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Tiggum posted:

Saw this in the supermarket.


What the hell.

Elizabethan Error
May 18, 2006

Dewgy posted:

This is literally what I am doing for dinner tonight. Beef bottom round, went in just about 24 hours ago now, and it's gonna be fabulous. 36 hour pork shoulder was also really good.

Probably would make for a real lovely burger though.
bottom round isn't steak meat, it's tougher and from the wrong part of the cow.

Sociopastry posted:

Sounds like someone makes lovely hamburgers. Put an egg, some bread crumbs and some onion in your hamburger before you make it into patties and fry it my man
sorry you torture yourself with 4% fat hamburger meat I guess? you wouldn't need the egg and crumbs to bind it otherwise.

Ibblebibble
Nov 12, 2013


Battered Ferrero Rocher???

MadSparkle
Aug 7, 2012

Can Bernie count on you to add to our chest's mad sparkle? Can you spare a little change for an old buccaneer?

Palpek posted:

What the hell.

I've never seen kataifi used in any context besides as dessert with syrup and pistachios etc, so it's weird. Maybe it's like a noodle panko thing.

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

Ibblebibble posted:

Battered Ferrero Rocher???

They're world famous. How have you not heard of them before?

FluxFaun
Apr 7, 2010


Elizabethan Error posted:

bottom round isn't steak meat, it's tougher and from the wrong part of the cow.
sorry you torture yourself with 4% fat hamburger meat I guess? you wouldn't need the egg and crumbs to bind it otherwise.

Nah man, do that always anyway. Makes for good burgers

Julias
Jun 24, 2012

Strum in a harmonizing quartet
I want to cause a revolution

What can I do? My savage
nature is beyond wild

Sociopastry posted:

Sounds like someone makes lovely hamburgers. Put an egg, some bread crumbs and some onion in your hamburger before you make it into patties and fry it my man

Will do next time thanks. :cheers:


Elizabethan Error posted:

sorry you torture yourself with 4% fat hamburger meat I guess? you wouldn't need the egg and crumbs to bind it otherwise.

It's more so for texture and flavor, than anything else.

fizzymercury
Aug 18, 2011

NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

They're world famous. How have you not heard of them before?

I am from loving Texas, home of the deep fried "yeehaw that sounds like a food!" and I didn't know about them. I'm not shocked they exist, but I need one immediately. That sounds like hazelnut heaven.

But then again I ate a mid-well steak for dinner and liked it so :can:

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine

UWBW posted:



The Trump Pizza, complete with wall. The only problem is that by the second slice of this huge thing, the mozz sticks in the middle aren't gonna be hot any more. Just cheese sticks on a pizza. Kinda weird. BUT WOULD! WOULD!

I would an entire one of those solo

Tony Bologna posted:

no pizburga rules...




Also would

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

fizzymercy posted:

I am from loving Texas, home of the deep fried "yeehaw that sounds like a food!" and I didn't know about them. I'm not shocked they exist, but I need one immediately. That sounds like hazelnut heaven.

But then again I ate a mid-well steak for dinner and liked it so :can:

i took nesg's post as sarcasm

also gently caress the trump izza for making me crave tacos, burgs, pizza, and mozzy sticks all tat the same time

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

ACES CURE PLANES posted:




...Maybe pizza rules, in this one case.

Oh, this is REALLY good. But still AFP.

FluxFaun
Apr 7, 2010


put the smell of trash in your mouth, you animal

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002
eat the trashfruit smashmouth


honestly the one time i tried durian i feel like "solidified sweat" is a better descriptor

fizzymercury
Aug 18, 2011

sweeperbravo posted:

i took nesg's post as sarcasm

also gently caress the trump izza for making me crave tacos, burgs, pizza, and mozzy sticks all tat the same time

No time for sarcasm when there is deep fried chocolates! I agree with the rest of this post though.

edit: I've had deep fried durian. Ruined the poo poo out of an onion blossom, and not in a good way.

Wa11y
Jul 23, 2002

Did I say "cookies?" I meant, "Fire in your face!"

Sociopastry posted:

put the smell of trash in your mouth, you animal

Less trash, and more natural gas.

Methyl mercaptan is added to natural gas to give it that signature smell. Natural gas is normally odorless. Durian fruit also produces methyl mercaptan.

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
What if you did like you do for a quick baked potato and inserted some galvanized nails into the meatpuck before backing so thermal conduction warms the inside??

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

angerbeet posted:

What if you did like you do for a quick baked potato and inserted some galvanized nails into the meatpuck before backing so thermal conduction warms the inside??

You're going to crucify your burger?

You already put nails in your baked potato? Why not just microwave it instead?

FluxFaun
Apr 7, 2010


Galvanized Meatpuck would be a great name for a band


Also everyone knows you don't use nails, you just put a glowing hot metal ball through the middle. #cookinhax

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Whooping Crabs posted:

You're going to crucify your burger?

Ma'am, we're not gonna go down there and enforce your Western Bacon Cheeseburger.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)
sacrificial lamburger

ghost host
Apr 17, 2010

ain't got no cash
ain't go no style

Ibblebibble posted:

Battered Ferrero Rocher???

I was interested. Now I'm not.


cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

Sociopastry posted:

Sounds like someone makes lovely hamburgers. Put an egg, some bread crumbs and some onion in your hamburger before you make it into patties and fry it my man

At that point isn't it more of a rissole than a hamburger?

fizzymercury
Aug 18, 2011
Oh come on diabeetz, those are clearly exactly your thang.

Ramos
Jul 3, 2012


diabeetz posted:

I was interested. Now I'm not.




Are they... boogers?

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Julias posted:

Chamber Pot Pie
hahahaha


gross.


There must be a drat broomstick inside that thing.

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