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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
I have a good 40oz story:

Early college, I was not really a drinker, went to a few parties, nothing crazy, never had alcohol in the house...one day came home from class and felt super bored, thought to myself, drat "I could really go for a 40 rn." but knew that was just a wish. Anyway, I was bored and kept walking around my apartment and opening the fridge...it was pretty much empty...but I just kept gravitating to the fridge. After about 3 or 4 times looking, I said, drat, wish there was a 40 in here...opened the crisper drawer...a loving 40 rolls out. I had no memory of putting it there, there was about one sip taken from it, but holy poo poo, a frosty cold 40 magically appeared, my deepest wish granted...it was a good day.

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Iron Crowned posted:

Dude, you wasted your one wish on a 40?

I didn't know it would be granted!

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

DJ Fuckboy Supreme posted:

Luv2eat mayo-stuffed peppers as part of american midwest culture

sounds way too spicy though

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Went to a corner store on mushrooms once, couldn't go in cause I was certain they would KNOW, my friends went in for me, I stood outside laughing wildly in plain view of the cashier.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

yeah I eat rear end posted:



I had this in germany once and think it's the best foreign attempt at american pizza. Who among us hasn't thought, while eating a pizza crust, "you know what would make this better? a hot dog in side of it".

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Randaconda posted:




mmm shoe leather

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

MariusLecter posted:

DOES DOMINOS PIZZA TASTE EVEN BETTER AFTER YOU DROP IT ??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XShiWUljBnw

Floor pizza.

when i worked at a pizza place the cheap supreme was all the old left over toppings we scooped off the workbench area, it was gross.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Would, we got some of the Kroger flavored artisanal chips, Cuban Sandwich style...drat they were good, very similar to Zapps voodoo but slightly dill flavored too.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

The Moon Monster posted:

I like that the bog standard pepperoni pizza is called "Texas" for some reason.

We do eat pepperoni pizza round these parts, partner.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

The prices on Goldbelly are so stupid.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Their slogan bothers me

Real. Authentic. Flavor.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

someone needs to resurface this road goddamn.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
*Runs breathlessly back into thread after probation*

First of all, chex mix and bagel chips are both excellent, also this:




LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

uber_stoat posted:

apparently some FREAKS out there don't like this but to me it is wonderful. can't find em in stores anymore though.



welcome to the "roof of your mouth is shredded" zone.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Bagel chips, and a cheese ball...S rank snacking.


I made a cheese ball a few weeks ago and legit got sick of it after snacking on it for days...but it's still my go-to holiday snack.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Lets talk about Bugles




Americas FIRST Finger-hat, y'all.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

CleverHans posted:

私はこの名誉あるコーンドッグを受け入れて幸せです

Where you trying to say Honor-are like "Honorary" or like Umei are like "that honor?" Anyway, I can't understand any of what you've written except corndog.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

This guy, ew. But that sandwich is rad as hell.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

All Day. Boom.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

BallisticClipboard posted:

Watching Matt Stonie (the hot dog eating champion) eat this was something
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gok-gkH4bwA

Oh poo poo that was a Matt Stonie video...that dude is insane.

LifeSunDeath has a new favorite as of 15:29 on Jul 10, 2020

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

This super makes me want to throw up, lol

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day




LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

CannonFodder posted:

Why is the soup* bubbly?



*I'm not sure it's soup

nutrient slop

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
eating poorly heated and still congealed cream of mushroom soup is what made me stop eating soups voluntarily.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Cummies is not a food group

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

DANK RESINOUS FLAVOR

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

prayer group posted:

I'm so tired of people passing this story around. It's bullshit. The "wine experts" were a group of 54 oenology students. They knew more about wine than the layman, but to call them experts is to further aggrandize yourself as someone who sees through the bullshit and is smarter than the experts. This "study" was part of a dissertation on perception in wine tasting that was never peer-reviewed, and if you look into it the methodology was pretty flawed. Here's a pretty good read on why "literally no one can tell the difference between red and white wine" is a completely wrong conclusion to draw from it.

who the hell couldn't tell red vs white wine...you'd have to be already super tanked.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Grand Fromage posted:

The tannins are really obvious in red wine. Appearance does affect flavor and I bet there are people who will perceive white wine as tannic if it's dyed, but it's not going to be a universal effect.

I think the evidence that nobody can reliably tell the difference between a $20 and a $200 wine is pretty solid though.

they probably compared Rose to Moscato and said they were either red or white depending on the tester to fool them...no correct answers basically.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

uber_stoat posted:

much of food antiporn is slap dash and lazy. but this, someone worked really hard to make it look this bad.

At first I was thinking it was some kind of threat...it looks like if you leave a baked potato out over night and it gets shriveled and hosed up.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day





LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Submarine Sandpaper posted:

aside from the drink those are all fine :???:

oh....OH....oh

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Imagining the type of person that buy a jar of Cheez Whiz, then puts that into a piping bag to apply fancy piped Cheez Whiz to hotdogs.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
EZ Cheeze is the one true cheese....Cheeze Whiz is worse than velveta.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

it's tuna

Carbonfiber mod on my pizza



LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

AlbieQuirky posted:

Red wine is fantastic with lobster, and

I have an advanced wine certificate.
:goonsay:

Not a big, tannic red like a Syrah, but a Nebbiolo with lobster is so so good. Not many whites can stand up to the rich fattiness of lobster.

Nobody has to believe me on this, but you’re missing out.

yeah and I got a loving omega wizard rank in marijuana.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Brawnfire posted:

Who doesn't smoke before eating that's like the best part

truth

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day




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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Iron Crowned posted:

I mean it would look better if it wasn't KFC, but I'd try it

I'm starting to think that they're only doing this because no-one eats/buys regular cheetoes and they have to move product.

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