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Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

Oh god, baijiu is the loving worst

It tastes like doing a shot of carburetor cleaner that a diabetic peed in

I will fight you, Baijiu is amazing. It spoils really easily though, which is puzzling for a 40%+ hard liquor. Also don't spill it because when it dries it reeks.

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Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

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Picnic Princess posted:

The soups reminded me of when I first moved out, my boyfriend and I were 17 and both had minimum wage part-time jobs which paid $5.90 an hour. We rented a room in this dumpy house, and we owned exactly one pot and one plastic serving spoon. We could only afford super cheap food, which was usually those big Habitant soups you could usually find for $1 a can. We would heat one can in our pot then take turns eating it with our spoon, usually in our room on the floor because the other people who lived in that house were skeevy as gently caress. That was our dinner every night for a while. Sadly I have no photos, as they were really ugly soups.

I grew up on those habitant pea soups and even to this day there is something about that ash-tray taste that reminds me of home and makes me buy it.

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

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Are riblets pre-formed boneless pork things?

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

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So do you like, end up with bits of filament stuck in your teeth or what?

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

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I would eat caviar in a tube on everything i put sardines on.

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

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Banana caviar is a disgusting proposition. I will concede this.

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

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Well it looks...edible, at least?

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

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Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

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So are there any pizzaburger rules? Hot dog rules? PIZZABURGER HOTDOG RULES?

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

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The General posted:

This isn't 'nam there are rules.

But to which rules must a hot dog pizzaburger comply? Which department enforces it? I demand answers!

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

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Dr. Oetker's a German brand. Though McCain did sell their frozen pizza business to them. Maybe thats why their weird stuff is all over North America

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

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I'll take bees to the face over taco bell lasagna.

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

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Picnic Princess posted:

All the yellow and white is just pure fat, isn't it?

Sausages need fat in them or else they get all dry and nasty.

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

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Un chien andalou posted:

Either you were lied to, or the person who told you that has terrible taste.

Yeah. Dunn's is really hit and miss. Their 24h location in the west island is complete garbage.

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

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Gross

http://i.imgur.com/dR3DRtL.gifv

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

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Pomp posted:

this one goes out to pcos bill, may your meat be forever brown in the middle



So much would there are lumberjacks lining up to chop me down.

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

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It's cool how the foreskin of the sausage is peeling back past the head on one of them.

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

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If anything, Salmonella is more common than it was before, and there's more and more outbreaks of it owing to our INSATIABLE HUNGER FOR CHICKEN.

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

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Data Graham posted:

If you've already banished cheese from your life, you no longer miss being able to melt cheese, I guess. :sigh:

I've seen really weird vegan "melting cheese" that's some kind of weird chemical goo that melts and tears kind of like mozzarella.

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

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Tiggum posted:

I ended up throwing out about half of it. To begin with it was OK, but on subsequent occasions I found myself liking it less and less. There's something about the flavour that I just couldn't quite identify. It was weird. Not unpleasant, but just this subtle reminder that what you're eating is not any kind of cheese.

That *something* you speak of... it is the taste of lies. The tang of dishonesty. The sting of mendacity. The hideous, bilious flavor of falsehood. You did well to throw the rest out.

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

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Sakurazuka posted:

I think okra is the only thing I've put in my mouth that genuinely made me gag

Why anyone would want to eat a vegetable that basically jizzes in your mouth is beyond me.

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

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Aww yeah, gimme some of those burnt fuckable ham pastries.

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

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My ancestors weep. :quebec:

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

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Straight from my fiancée's grandparents' breakfast table in Acheng, Northeast China:




It's apparently "sausage made from black eggs". She says it's terrible and tastes like lead. I'm assuming it's a cousin of the terrifying century egg, one of the few Chinese dishes I can't stand.

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

You’re stranded on a deserted island with your best friend. You’ve not eaten for a long time, and it’s clear that without help, you’ll both die of starvation.

Suddenly, a plane roars overhead and disappears over the horizon, but not before dropping a crate labelled “FOOD,” which parachutes lazily toward you.

It takes much of the little strength you have left in your bodies to finally get it open, and when you do, you find that instead of hams and loaves of bread and apples and bananas, it’s actually full of X-rated, handwritten Steven Universe fanfiction.

The feeling of contemplating death while munching on your best friend’s forearm, the ground around you covered by bloody pages of scribbled stories of cartoons loving each other, is pretty much what it's like to eat a Bar-S hotdog.

I enjoyed reading this because I will never have to eat this.

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

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BraveUlysses posted:

Mods change my name to witch finger grapist

Comes with a free Grape Whistle

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

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Where's the anti food porn? Where's the grossness? Don't make me post the aquafresh hot dog.

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

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The 1960s were a very confused time for cuisine.

This burger has aged very gracefully, all things considered. It looks almost edible, despite being twice my age.

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

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I see nothing particularly objectionable here. it's kind of like a crazy sandwich (pizza?)

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

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Pomp posted:

why do they call them snack packs

Portable Infarction didn't test well with the 35-50 demo

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

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Magikarpal Tunnel posted:

You're going to get cold-cocked with a cold cut.

Czech yourself before you speck yourself

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

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I saw that in my subs and felt legit sad about it, hope she gets better.

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Jan 11, 2007

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RareAcumen posted:

The true way to make good peanut butter is to shell them yourself and then chew it and vomit it back into a jar.
Ferment this to make an entirely unacceptable alcoholic beverage.

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

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Why yes, I do like a glass of fresh milk with my Vase of Pasghetti

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

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I have ordered and eaten this at thai restaurants before.

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

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Data Graham posted:

"Salad cream" is a pretty nauseating sounding name.

I never understood people using salad dressing instead of mayo

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

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Yawgmoth posted:

Is that a hot dog with spaghetti-os, froot loops, and... some kind of noodle?

Perhaps it's a small pasta.

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

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I ate a poutine for lunch today and it is such a shameful, disgusting experience I thought of you, AFP thread. Tasted great, though.

I will now fall into a grease coma while at work.

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

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Vinegar is loving delicious on fries, I'll loving fight someone over this. I also put vinegar on my poutines and hot dogs. That poo poo brings out flavor in the fries and in the coleslaw.

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Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

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Fleta Mcgurn posted:

You guys cursed me with your vinegarchat! I knocked over a full bottle and it shattered everywhere! My floor is clean and my mop smells awful.

Merry Christmas, thread!

Curse the delicious cleanliness of vinegar! Curse it!

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