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cash crab posted:Oh, poo poo. These look like fancy jailhouse burritos. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTKoKHoCzRg Do it, but know that they are only edible because there's like no salt in jail food and it's all overcooked, so Slim-Jim in a soggy chili-Frito reduction sounds like an appetizing alternative.     
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cash crab posted:I use Ichiban, Doritos, Cheetos and Slimjims, because that was what was available in the Lethbridge commissary and I shan't be changing the recipe. Canadians.  That'd be like making jailhouse poutine with potato chips, cheese whiz, and warmed pomade for the gravy. Please respect my jail culture  Yeah, please kindly identify what the gently caress that is.
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cash crab posted:WHAT THE gently caress IS THIS Jailhouse Kraft Dinner.
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chitoryu12 posted:I bet Gamestop only paid $2 for those slices, too. Less probably, those slices have the distinctive markings of a Little Caesar's(The Mad Catz of pizza) Hot and Ready Cheese Pizza. Which last I checked was like a fiver for a large.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Stuffed peppers are delicious. Sure, but they look like hot trash.
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Picnic Princess posted:Voila! Enjoy your hummus stain! Oh poo poo! I don't have my contacts on so I just figured it was the world's greasiest plate of spaghetti aglio e olio, but it turns out to be much sadder than that...
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cash crab posted:
Please enlighten me then. Is it a hosed up flan or something?
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When I worked as a dishwasher at the Outback Steakhouse, most of my co-workers would take their meal while working, meaning that they were handling burgers and fried chicken that were being blasted with a steady stream of dirty dishwater, usually with gloves soaked with the same water. I threw up a lot working there.     
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chitoryu12 posted:This looks like it tastes like nothing. Like Lirgin Olive Oil      
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Solice Kirsk posted:This Sunday my girlfriend broke up with me and I got piss hammered by myself. I stayed in my room drinking rum and cokes until I ran out of diet Coke at about 4am. Instead of walking half a mile to CVS when I was blind drunk I decided to just mix the last bit of rum I had with milk and creme de menthe and triple sec. It may have been the most god awful mixed drink I have ever had....and yet I would happily pour myself another one of those and chug it down before I drink a seed infested nightmare made with that swill. Rum and diet cokes sounds terrible.     
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Pham Nuwen posted:Regular Coke, in the US at least, is so sticky and mouth-coatingly syrupy that I can't drink more than one small rum & coke without feeling like I need to brush my teeth. If I want to get a mixed-drink drunk on, I pull out the Coke Zero because it's less offensively artificial (to my tastebuds) than Diet Coke. Other advantage: if you get drunk and spill it, it's not sticky like regular Coke. I used to work at a gas station and every night after I got off I would take home a 24oz fountain Coke to mix with whisky. That feeling you're talking about is what eventually just got me used to drinking large pulls straight from the bottle. Anyways, I don't have a nasty food pic, but I don't think this was posted yet: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_v1v0t8Q5xg
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Titus Sardonicus posted:Wow, that sucks. I can kinda commiserate (but just kinda): kiwifruit makes my face itch and my lips swell a little. I think I may be allergic to the fuzzy skin. My ear is a tomatillo, man. My sticky pain knows no equal.
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cash crab posted:So, this is pretty AFP, but we have a lot of hotdog stands here, and my favourite toppings are (in this order): honey, mustard, diced onions, sauerkraut, bacon bits, jalapenos and then I go back for more sauerkraut. Go make one. It's officially called a Cash Crab now. Is that an accidental common in-between "honey" and "mustard?" Please don't tell me you put straight honey on a hotdog, that sounds nasty as hell.     
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Just lost my job, time for the forums to feel as soulless as I do now.     
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  Vegan pizza, probably why is looks wicked greasy but somehow un-melted.  Real pizza, maybe: 
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Schubalts posted:So what small animal is this a rotting pile of? Google image search's best guess was "dish?" I'm gonna assume it's locust.
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"Big departure from Bacon, Eggs, and cheese for me"    No Pizza Rules? 
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mds2 posted:Whole calamari? Braised in goldschlager.
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I hope one day to enjoy all my favorite things through the medium of potato chips *opens a bag of "respectful political discussion" flavored snacks*    
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Quiet Feet posted:Oh come on, who doesn't like a little snack of #2 pencil brittle now and again? what is that bit of mush rushing down that bottle of Crush?
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Meatloaf Princess is legit awesome.    A belated 4th of July Feast:  Just thought this pic was kinda funny 
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:Eh, I'd better not risk it. Though I had a GBS thread open when I ran the numbers, so don't think it's all your fault. I would throw those chips into an empty bag of papa john's pizza box flavored kettle chips and smash it into the trash so it didn't take up too much room.
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Cooked scorpions taste like that jerky dust that comes in a can that looks like it's snuff. That pizza is probably edible but sorta disappointing.
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  If it wasn't for the recipe in the background I wouldn't even know this was food:  
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:Lots of people don't know this, but taking this photo was actually what made Kevin Carter kill himself My brother used to eat ramen like this, but also included a healthy squeeze of ranch dressing. It certainly injured my will to live.
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BraveUlysses posted:These are usually called atomic buffalo turds and they are delicious I have never heard them called that. That name is super hosed-up and bad.
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