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dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009

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dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogfyJICT9aI

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009
Bun looking like a staph infection.

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009

Rotten Red Rod posted:

[Insert link to the Mustardayonnaise Mr Show clip here]


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRntutn8udw

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009

This is decidedly food porn.

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009
Same. Needs some kinda super hot mustard thing to go with it though

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009
^^^^^^^^^
For reals, that all looks pretty delicious by this
thread's standards

Elviscat posted:

Disappointed when I found out those are two different pics, would eat warm hotdog sushi on a pizza.

Would not eat warm regular sushi on a pizza.

Would eat regular sushi with a side of pizza because I am a fatty American tho.

I staged em as such for a reason. I'd at least try hotdog sushi on pizza. Reg sushi? No fuckin way. On the side? Maybe? I feel like tomatoes and hot cheese combined with raw fish, sticky rice, and dried seaweed is a recipe for a colossal tummy ache.

dog nougat has a new favorite as of 02:32 on Jan 29, 2020

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009
Not necessarily AFP, but wasn't sure where else to post it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuTutsxKwxE

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009

Absolutely would

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009

LifeSunDeath posted:






Godspeed MRESteve.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ga5JrN9DrVI

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009
Why not both? An alarming number of people have no idea how to cook a goddamn thing. Basically just turn the heat up to maximum and hope for the best. I used to have a housemate who'd cook like that. Watching her try to cook a steak was an exercise in frustration. She'd at least cook it it rare, but the outside would just be burned and gross, with no delicious caramelization. I outright banned her from using my cast iron after watching her cook.

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009

doverhog posted:

I've eaten raw egg bunch times when I was younger, usually cracked into a beer. Didn't get sick, from the egg anyway, that I could tell, but there was risk.

That sounds absolutely revolting. Beer + raw egg = :barf:

Raptor1033 posted:

My partner just saw a facebook post and discussion where the people made baquette mini chicken mango panninis. The horrid part was where they revealed that they threw the mango and chicken in the food processor and homogenized it then spread it on the bread :stonk:

Please tell me they cooked the chicken. Right??? :ohdear:

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avt2NplpmO8

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009
Seems like a weird mix of both parody and actual recipes. It's weird as hell.


No Pizza Rules :colbert:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oC4c77FpAc

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009

TheAardvark posted:

one of those tiny mini spoons that my silverware set came with and i never have any use for

alternately, I like to eat a burrito or something w/ sour cream on the side and dump half a container on my plate saying out loud "WOOPS! WELL I CAN'T PUT IT BACK IN NOW!" and then when the burrito is gone i use my fingers

Protip: Dip Jalapeño kettle chips in sour cream

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009
I made "pie"


It's the leftovers from making 2 pies actually...

Decidedly not AFP

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009
From one of those Facebook/youtube "cooking" pages. It's all edible I guess, but still decidedly AFP.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPpLph2SMQA

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCLn94xi1LQ

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009

SoylentCola posted:

I love this so much that I own a Butterfield Diet commemerative plate.



Holy gently caress, that's amazing.

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009

Iron Crowned posted:

How about PAWGs?

Potatoes Awash With Gravy

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaEiZAr1jlo

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009
Might?

Peanut butter and pickle sandwiches are pretty good. I'm sure the texture is weird as gently caress. I'd at least eat a bite of it. I actually do like jello though. Now I'm getting all nostalgic for the giant pan of jello squares from my school cafeteria. I have a couple boxes of jello and a can of crushed pineapple. Might have to make a layered jello soon.

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009

Woke Pob posted:

Wouldn't the best social distancing deodorant just be not using deodorant?

Pffff. Where's the money in that??

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009

I physically recoiled in horror and let out a gasp

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009
Looks delicious :confused:

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9b1sFH-hx8

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009

gschmidl posted:

The latter is to keep bees and other stinging insects away from your sugary drinks when outside, surely. We did it a lot as kids (also with coasters, but no straw holes), and that's thousands of miles from the southern US.

Back in the olden-pre-covid-days I was a bartender/server and I def had people in the bar/restaurant do the napkin thing with a straw through it indoors. Always struck me as odd.

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009

Weird. I was actually watching this video a couple days ago. Something I love about watching old chain restaurant training videos. Here's the full thing for anyone interested.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dw-axqRpQo8

Edit: there's also this gem from Wendy's


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbVDQKcxg00

dog nougat has a new favorite as of 02:01 on Jul 1, 2020

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009
:911:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5t1sJs5Bwo

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009
On the subject of noxious Ice cream products..

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009

TheAardvark posted:

Picked up one of these out of love for dumbass food gimmicks. Pretty excited for it.



Absolutely would. About to go to the grocery anyway 🤔🤔

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009

dog nougat posted:

Absolutely would. About to go to the grocery anyway 🤔🤔

They didn't have it :negative:

They were sold out of majority of the frozen pizzas as well :smith:

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009

https://twitter.com/SauceGod_Sosa/status/1282858363890601984?s=20

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009

It prob tastes pretty good ok, but I'm mostly annoyed that the pickles are obviously just placed on top of the pasta salad.

Edit: nevermind I'm dumb and didn't see them in the salad initially.

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