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Mymla
Aug 12, 2010

"No rules", they said.

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Mymla
Aug 12, 2010

I've seen this hentai.

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010
Frozen pizza has a very good work to tastiness ratio.

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010

JohnnyCanuck posted:

I don't think they do UHT milk here in Ontario. I've never ever heard of it before.
Though we do have homogenized milk, a.k.a homo milk.


As a Swede, this is the first I've ever heard of homogenized milk not being literally the only thing available at stores.

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010

I dunno, I wouldn't really say it looks like excrement.

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010
It's not even brown, dude.

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010

Data Graham posted:

God damnit, I thought at least calories were a metric unit

Our nutritional facts boxes are all metric and everything, but I'm lost trying to relate anything to kJ :negative:

One calorie is about 4 joule, so that milk is about 70 kcal/100 ml.

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010
Any form of cut pizza is a crime, because if it's cut when it arrives you can't reheat it in the oven without getting a pan greasy.

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010
Please do not eat frog spawn.

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010
Seafood is disgusting enough as it is, you don't have to go out of your way to make it look gross.

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010

This is beautiful.

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010

Ceciltron posted:

Vinegar is loving delicious on fries, I'll loving fight someone over this. I also put vinegar on my poutines and hot dogs. That poo poo brings out flavor in the fries and in the coleslaw.

Meh. It's not terrible. I tried it once, but I feel no real desire to do so again. 4/10 stars.

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010

zidane13 posted:

And a couple of those are making me wonder what naked mole rat tastes like...

Probably just fine. But also probably a high bone:meat ratio.

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010

The Snoo posted:

how do you get pasta so pale

By boiling it forever.

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010
It even contains 2 BURGER/BURGERS.

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010
Everything is worse with mustard.

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010
Why is there a plate of shrimp

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Awww, what a pleasant-looking pasta dish! IT'S BABY EELS! I know eels aren't really AFP because most people think they're delicious, but these guys are so small! :3:

No, eels are definitely AFP.

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010

Cakefarts Carol posted:

This is a turd with eyes

It looks like, and is, chocolate. It looks delicious, and I'd eat all 6.

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010

That is poop. That is poop that somebody peed on.

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010

Yawgmoth posted:

sour cream is a crime against man and god.

I dunno what men you know or what gods you worship.

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010
https://twitter.com/ItsFoodPorn/status/819738061131091968

I need a verdict on if this is FP or AFP.

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

Pictured below, the AOC (appellation d'origine contrôlée) cheese Le Petit Poilu, must be produced less than 20km away from the town of Haironville, using exclusively cat milk and the finest hair from a cistercian nun's mane


If this is actually true and you're not just making poo poo up, this is a war crime.

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010
https://twitter.com/ItsFoodPorn/status/820022886949916672

What

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010

BraveUlysses posted:

sardines are not cat food :colbert:

Yeah I wouldn't even give that garbage to my cat.

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010

DOOM 5 looking good.

efb, sort of.

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010

Davoren posted:

If there are no pizza rules isn't everything a pizza?

There are pizza rules. There are things you are not allowed to do to, or with, pizza.

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Nope. She does not fry. Too unhealthy.

I'm so sorry.

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010
I've had mcdonalds once in my life, and to this day I still have no idea how that company is able to turn a profit.

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010
How hard can it be to pick a topping at random if the customer tells you they don't care what you put in their sandwich?

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010

angerbeet posted:

Mayo is great on pizza

"No mayo" is like the first rule of pizza.

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010

MariusLecter posted:

Still would?

Instant noodles have delicious flavor packets.

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010

This looks super good. Wrong thread.

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010

JohnnyCanuck posted:

As tribute, I offer these Caramel Doughnut Cones With Salted Caramel Syringes.



This is not appropriate content for the AFP thread.

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010

CommonShore posted:

If your first concern in alcohol purchases is min-maxing your drunkenness to you spending, you have a drinking problem.

No, you have a money problem.

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010

Holy poo poo.

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010
There are pizza rules. For example, noodles are not allowed to be used as a substitute for dough in a pizza.

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010

Zipperelli. posted:

You must be unclear on the definition of "no," particularly as it pertains to "No Pizza Rules."

Please, if there's any confusion, let us clear it up now before we continue...

How can there be no pizza rules if I just told you one of the many rules of pizza?

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I hate chocolate

I don't understand this post.

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Mymla
Aug 12, 2010

Samizdata posted:


Also, tripped over proof we MUST enact pizza rules. WE MUST MAKE PIZZA GREAT AGAIN! These are PIZZA BAD HOMBRES!

Lmao at the idea that tuna on pizza is in any way bad.

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