Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

cash crab posted:

Beets on burgers sounds like the single greatest thing I've ever heard of.

Come to New Zealand, we've got McDonald's selling them every so often. Beetroot and egg and burg.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Scathach posted:

What the gently caress are those

E:

Washed out photo of basil pesto spaghetti. Don't loving tell me if I'm wrong.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

blunt for century posted:

has that stove ever been cleaned?

Looks like cobwebs from here, chief.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Crow Jane posted:

I believe that's called a Santorum, no?

You're thinking of frothy buttwater

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

I have some sauerkraut that needs eating. I might try a Crash Cab for supper and do a trip report.

What kind of bun goes with one of those?

Who gives a poo poo, you wash it thoroughly in a nearby pool of stagnant water before you eat it to get it clean, the bread really isn't your biggest concern at that point

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Picnic Princess posted:

That's loving disgusting.

you don't eat the cardboard dummy

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Son? Boyfriend? Brother? Male bestie?

I honestly can't tell.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

RNG posted:

True. Also sea shell pasta is the best, not just because it's better at holding the sauce you've so lovingly crafted, but because it looks cool.

Seashell pasta is an abomination unto the LORD. Spiral pasta is the one true best pasta.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

empty sea posted:

I drank Thunderbird once on a dare. Tasted like I imagine kerosene would but it lingered.

Isn't that the stuff that makes your tongue go black if you make it a habit?

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

HappyKitty posted:

What are these, some sort of small pastry?

:thejoke:


Really gotta try these at some point. I've heard they're basically like peanut butter, is that correct?

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Xen Tricks posted:

Was there ever any public explanation from the company as to why they decided that was something that needed to exist?

Marketing put together that sweet iconic graphic of the Bananborn and Product had to figure out something for it to go on

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

RNG posted:

I sort of get this. Any time I make a really involved meal I just want a cigarette and to stare at people eating it. The desire to eat it just vanishes.

Make Mexican food, then, because that stuff gets better after a night in the fridge and a microwaving.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

HappyKitty posted:

Kombucha done well can be tasty, if you like tart, lightly carbonated stuff; gently caress it up, and yeah, that's vinegar.

A friend made a batch that looked like river scum and tasted like really nice, super-tart ginger beer.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

twoday posted:

I'm not sure if this belongs here or in the lifehack thread, so I'll just post this in both.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfxpwbWBNuU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFuFh5E4eYA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSRN3hjzVkQ

I'm not able to comprehend the level of competence he expects from his audience. In order, these are for people who 1. Can prepare a bowl of shredded cheese, but cannot figure out how to put those three bowls into a larger one, 2. Owns multiple pizza stones and can put them in their oven but can't figure out how to do that twice, and 3. Can use a pizza cutter and understands what a 36 degree angle cut is, but can't figure out how to do that three additional times. This is some next-level competence-incompetence blending going on.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

That blonde lady is letting out a shuddering breath in that photo

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Would not take a photo after a wad of something I'd bitten into falls out of my mouth

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Kobold eBooks posted:

Typically it's best to assume good faith. I genuinely like her quirky videos.

Goons usually go full dogpile if it's a hate brigade, or if it's an ironic enjoyment thing. If there's a few posts, mostly positive, you can safely assume most people enjoy what's being shown unironically.

E: or aren't yet watching, in my case.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost
Tiggum, in a sushi restaurant: Why the gently caress did you serve me raw fish
Chef: That's what sushi is you twonk
Tiggum: Cook it properly
Chef: It is
Tiggum: My needs are not being catered to by your establishment
Chef: Maybe you should try things that are different, they might be that way on purpose
Tiggum: But that would require me to consider the idea that my cultural norms might not be universal so please fix the food the way I like it before I press submit on this negative Yelp review
Chef: *sighs and blowtorches the already-served sushi*
Tiggum: You have made this rather awkward

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Cumslut1895 posted:

I recently ordered a burger in a hotel, and asked them to add bacon. Am I a monster?

Did you then complain that it was in fact a ground beef patty inside a bun with a few condiments, and not a noodle soup dish?

Then you're fine.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Tiberius Thyben posted:

I agree. If you are going to a fine dining establishment for the "experience," you deserve to get treated like poo poo.

So edgy it could make a dent in a PCOS Bill steak

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

left_unattended posted:

That "cheese" looks exactly like melted plastic.

It's definitely American cheese. So you're not wrong.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Julias posted:

As an American, I can confirm that the super cheep cheeses are basically edible plastic. Once you've been eating real cheese for a while, it's rough to go back to.

Speaking as a former American living in New Zealand, I once felt your pain, but now I feel only contempt for the people who would dare call that plastic yellow poo poo "cheese."

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Pomp posted:

that's ham?

Oh you poor sod. Come to the southern hemisphere, get some proper shoulder bacon in your face, never look back. We call your poo poo "streaky bacon" and the supermarkets only carry it for comedy purposes.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

cohsae posted:

It's like a delicious cloud with a slightly crunchy exterior.
I'd only ever eaten it at cheapo restaurants or boiled premade stuff and that was like eating glue.
One Sunday my gf and I decided to try and make some and even our amateur attempt was delicious.

I've never had good gnocchi. How do I make it right?

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

PCOS Bill posted:

Bear with me here, this is going to sound retarded.


Petco has this bulk treat bar, and one of the bins is carob chip cookies for dogs, and they're loving delicious. I was teasing my dog one day telling her I was going to eat all her treats (turns out she doesn't speak English) and took a nibble from one and, well... We split that bag.

Reminds me of my experience with duck jerky dog treats.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

NecroMonster posted:

hold on hold on

you can make crispy potato waffles out of tater tots?

Why am I still using plates like a chump

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Julias posted:



Oh, you meant a large group of people. My bad.

drat, that pizza has some crazy strong internal structure.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Sakurazuka posted:

I think okra is the only thing I've put in my mouth that genuinely made me gag

Get some fuckin' spicy-rear end shrimp-and-sausage gumbo in you, learn the place okra was meant to be

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

FFT posted:

there's nothing wrong with mixing hot dogs in with other foods; i'll have you know that the best sandwich i've ever had was basically an italian sub with a fat beer-braised hot dog stuffed in it

but that picture?



maybe there's a hot dog in the right one, but the left is vacant. a shameful pizza.

and the pathetic fries don't help

actually there is probably no hot dogging at all and they're just tacos made with buns and waaaaaaaaaaaay too much sour cream

taco rules?

If you open up a taco flat, that's a pizza.

Tacos are folded-over pizzas.

No pizza rules.

No taco rules.

E: If the meat's spicy enough and absolutely saturated in peppers and sauce, that is an acceptable amount of sour cream, but I'm guessing that it's boiled with a bit of black pepper on it (not too much, we're Iowan) to give it that "genuine ethnic flavor"

Somfin has a new favorite as of 11:49 on Sep 10, 2016

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Why is there a loving calorie count in the preview image

Who could possibly care about the loving calorie count

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

SynthOrange posted:

inefficient digestive system

Thanks for that mental image.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Haifisch posted:

But do you top it with ranch or ketchup? Asking the important questions here.

And if you fold it over, is it a sandwich, a taco, or a hot dog?

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Please

For the love of God and Jesus and all that is untainted by sin

Can we please have rules about this

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost
Probably would. Shoulda gone whole hog and used canned tomato soup concentrate for the ice though.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

FPzero posted:

I just want the grilled cheese, it looked tasty. I'll even take grilled cheese with prosciutto bits inside.

Man, I always feel like grilled cheese requires square white bread loaves but my normal sandwich bread is a circular, thin, multi-grain. I don't think it'd make for a good grilled cheese. I'm missing out on so many good grilled cheeses by not wanting to buy a different loaf of bread for exclusively one type of sandwich.

All GC-B ("grilled cheese bread" for the fuckin' squares and lamers) needs to be is soft and stretchy, brah. It's there for structure, crunch, and soakage in the tomato soup, not flavour.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost
Fat washing is when I take a bath.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Sorry that you don't 'get' cooking

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Roger Craig posted:

I thought hot dogs with fruit loops was a Cleveland thing (still wouldn't)


http://www.cleveland.com/entertainment/index.ssf/2016/04/yes_its_true_clevelanders_eat.html

This is one of those "sure we eat rotten fish around here all the time c'mon foreigner have a bite" things, isn't it?

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost
Perhaps a sort of secret pizza club, where the first rule is you don't talk about pizza club

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

It looks offended.

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply