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Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.




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Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.




subpar anachronism posted:

Has cash crab eaten one of these yet? I did it for y'all.
The soggy cheetos were like eating a crunchwrap interspersed with packing peanuts.




Oh hey you reminded me of these, thanks!

http://www.lard.net/packing.html

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Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.




Look you guys, I found more vegan pizza! #nopizzarules



Their poor brains have been so destroyed from lack of nutrition they can't even tell the difference between lasagna and pizza

E: more depressing "pizza" from a sad, sad site http://www.nomeatathlete.com/vegan-pizza-recipe/

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Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.




cash crab posted:

There's nothing better than naming a food bio-whatever to remind you that it was probably created in a lab under some fluorescent lights and tested by squirting it in a monkey's eye.

http://minimalistbaker.com/how-to-m...armesan-cheese/

I am so, so sorry.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.




Well that easily wins the thread. Yeesh.

Found another vegan... thing.

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Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.




Here, have some bad non-vegan foodstuffs in apology.




Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.




chaos rhames posted:

American burgers are crap because they don't use beets, eggs or pineapple. They're missing the gently caress out.

We use both eggs and pineapple, but we don't use beets because we're not monsters.

Pictured below: unmeats




Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.





I...don't know how to feel about this.

LA Beast is the spirit animal of this thread.

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Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.




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Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.




Titus Sardonicus posted:

I used to do that all the time. Yep, I concur, dat poo poo's pretty good. But now I'm the only one in the household who will eat bread n butter pickles, so I can't justify buying a jar if I'm the only one eating them.

Dude, you would have AN ENTIRE JAR OF PICKLES FOR YOURSELF. I fail to see the problem here. As we speak I'm having a midday beer with a side of kimchi from my personal jar. It's wonderful when a delicious food scares the hell outta the rest of the family.



Speaking of beer and kimchi, this is kimchi beer:



This is a kimchilada:





Titties might have to help me eat that last one. Yikes.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.




Yeah I figure any ugly food that has a freaky smell from across the room probably fits here.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.




Mmm pickled... somethings.

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Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.




#nopizzarules



http://lasvegasweekly.com/dining/20...cktail-contest/

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Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.




deadly_pudding posted:

I... I think we might need to define a pizza rule

But pizza has been grandfathered in

http://www.brandeating.com/2016/02/...ish-sticks.html

(would)

E: had to add this other fishy pizza

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Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.




^^^boiledasfuck.jpg

Anyway, these:

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Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.




Tasteful Dickpic posted:

They look like improperly dried figs... Maybe?

I have no loving clue, they look like sea slugs to me.

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Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.




JohnnyCanuck posted:

That is a plate of nipples.

Dude, this is just like my opinion, but maybe you should go see a doctor.

Agreeing with The New Anti-Food Porn Thread: they breathe and eat using their butt

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.





Husband says, "Well at least they warned people. 'There's loving lobster in it, get with it.'"

"Raw horse meat ice cream"

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Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.




Solice Kirsk posted:

Well its got a cartoon....dragon on it. Don't know how you wouldn't figure it had raw chunks of horse flesh mixed with iced cream and sugar.

http://kotaku.com/ice-cream-can-get...apan-1508055176

Wait until you try what looks like chocolate...

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.




Intoluene posted:

I thought it was mashed potato

On the plus side they really like guacamole and roast beef.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.




13Pandora13 posted:

Eh, I'm more of a fruity pebbles krispie fan myself but froot loops are also solid.

Chocolate Pebbles plus a packet of French vanilla white coco powder mixed into the marshmallow goo. Yep.

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Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.




cash crab posted:

Pimento olives.

I have to admit I love pimento/olive loaf, eve if it is peak AUG as far as food goes (and probably barely counts as food.)

It totally looks like a skin rash or something.

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Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.




Inzombiac posted:

I've never had a cucumber soda that I didn't love. Goshdamnfuck

Not anti-porn but I recently had an elk burger with spicy mayo and carmalized onions and it made me want to gently caress my own face. I'd be very happy if I had access to elk all the time.

Do you live within distance to a Cabelas? They have food courts where you can eat elk, deer, boar, buffalo, and all sorts of other critter meat while under the watchful gaze of taxidermy animals of the same persuasion. If you hapen to have a Bass Pro Shop instead, that's okay you need to try alligator anyway.

http://www.cabelas.com/custserv/cus...=restaurantmenu

e: Cash Crab it's okay, we still eat fried ramen and every variant of ramen as if we're still college kids. Like this, but less classy:



Also, here's some more meat if you guys can't wait for Cabela's:

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Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.




Semisponge posted:

I've had cucumber lime gatorade and it is Not Good.

I feel ya, I hated the stuff.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.




I've eaten a lot of animals. I know where to find the tasty ones.

Guess what this is?

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Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.




Yeah welcome to the Southwest, where we eat EVERYTHING THAT MOVES.

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Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.




DicktheCat posted:

Snake? What's wrong with snake?

That just looks kind of uncooked is all.


E: also squirrel, surely you aren't saying squirrel is bad? Is it just that lumpy dish?

Oh, I eat anything that moves or doesn't move. As far as looking appetising though, these dishes are not doing it. Delicious but ugly-- total thread material.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.




cash crab posted:

Guys! Martha Stewart's mysterious barf lettuce has a friend!



Dude, is Martha Stuart just loving with us?

Edited to post pickled hops. They look like they're sick.


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Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.




Well I just tried mustard-flavored chips, thinking I'd have something to share. Nope, tasty as gently caress.

Have this instead.

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Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.




What the gently caress are those

E:

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Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.




cash crab posted:

WHAT THE gently caress IS THIS

Something along the lines of "squid ink spaghetti." Here's some more fun with squid ink!

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Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.




Guess what's wrong with these cupcakes.

They're Spaghetti Os with Velveeta frosting and Goldfish "sprinkles. Surprise!

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Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.




I admit I'd have to at least try it.

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Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.




Kinda, it's a pastry for Halloween. You guys win the prize, you don't have to eat it!

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.




I'll just slide this in here

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Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.




RareAcumen posted:

I'm not really sure what I'm looking at here.

It's a "mega sausage horse collar" and I think it's from a race track.

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Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.




Data Graham posted:

This would be true in a world that had not invented the thigh split dress

You still don't put a bra over a dress. Anyway you guys wanna do some shots?

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.




I once accidentally mixed Barenjager with half-and-half, it was a bad idea. That's like the one texture I can't deal with. Luckily I was like just 21 and a great showoff to my idiot friends so I got drunk anyway and now understand that cream-based poo poo curdles in a terrifying way.

E: Oh that was stupid, wrong picture goddamn it. Here's a link since I can't get imgur to work:

http://savoystomp.com/wp-content/up...07/IMG_3572.jpg

It's called a prairie chicken. It's gin, raw egg, salt and pepper.


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Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.




Hee

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Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.




LITERALLY A BIRD posted:



SHUT UP!! Dunkaroo Dip.

Why not just get the Funfetti frosting? That stuff is delicious.

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