PYF Anti-Food Porn: the chili cheese corndog casserole recipe is on pg 1731

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CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

mostlygray posted:

Del Taco is hilarious. I used to work with them when I was doing tech support for a QSR POS provider. They would only have one terminal for taking sales and doing reporting. No back of house systems; they were always all-in-ones. Their menus never made any sense.

I always liked the "Extra meat" button which was huge on the screen. They never had a requirement for what kind of meat it was. To be fair, who doesn't like more meat.

Also their menus change between different locations. The one in Rialto is different from the one in Barstow is different from one along CA99. But I still miss them, I haven't been to the Best Coast in years.

# ¿ Mar 7, 2016 23:21

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# ¿ Apr 20, 2024 01:54

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

Hirayuki posted:

What's this? I'm...salivating, in the anti-food porn thread? And it's the good kind, not the kind that comes before barfing?

That's a standard response to regular food porn, and that burger post is regular food porn.

# ¿ Mar 16, 2016 19:45

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

Instant Jellyfish posted:

Just eat a giant pile of perogies and save yourself the trouble of constructing all those layers.

Mushroom gravy is pretty anti food porn. Tasty but looks bad Todd. Also that perogi is enormous.

quote:

I'm guessing that's chopped cabbage and I would. Would so hard.

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UGH

# ¿ Mar 22, 2016 15:14

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

ACES CURE PLANES posted:

I don't have a problem with raw meat on principle, but man that just looks terrible. Medium rare is where it's at for steak.

For good raw meat, Gored Gored is the best poo poo.

Don't use a straight blade knife on metal or glass! It will dull the blade! :argh:

Crosspost from the Japan.jpg thread in GBS:

Zzulu posted:

is japan obsessed with bodily fluids? The answer is yes, scientists agree

# ¿ Mar 28, 2016 20:03

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

AnonSpore posted:

When you think about it this is just pure efficiency.

He's going to finish it off with a glass of chicken stock and create wonton soup in his belly.

And I am quite jelly.

# ¿ Apr 2, 2016 16:48

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

steinrokkan posted:

Well, it's a mixture of seasoned blood, pork fat and groats.

Kieshka? I'm not sure on the spelling, but it's Polish blood oat sausage stuff.

# ¿ Apr 5, 2016 17:22

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

EorayMel posted:

Eat and drink!
EAT AND DRINK!
EAT AND DRINK!

Ok, I understand the philosophy behind no pizza rules, but please don't burn the gently caress out of it.

# ¿ May 25, 2016 00:07

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

Aesop Poprock posted:

Lol I was gonna say, I imagined him walking in on that meal and having that face cause he's so sincerely excited about it

He doesn't have to eat Kraft Dinner, but he'll still eat Kraft Dinner, he'll just eat more!

# ¿ May 26, 2016 18:56

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

ChickenWing posted:

With fancy...dijon hot dogs

Holy poo poo they exist

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# ¿ May 27, 2016 09:07

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

ACES CURE PLANES posted:

You've gotta post the tweet that goes with this one, because it's hilarious, and relevant now that we have the food fads rolled in.

https://twitter.com/veganrevoiution/status/592329814058639360

I'm the ratchet slicing job on that cucumber. The whole meal is aggressively British before it became insultingly vegan.

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# ¿ May 28, 2016 07:45

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

RareAcumen posted:

That's all I'm asking for. Something to keep this from happening.

Well, that and to make sure people aren't putting it in the oven upside down too.

I believe there are charcoal rules, and that right there is charcoal.

Because at that point you are tasting the heat and not the meat.

The meat has turned into heat. Meaty heat, heaty meat.

# ¿ Jun 7, 2016 03:14

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

Iceberg challenge, GOTTA STAY FAI now has to sink a trans Atlantic vessel.

Or make lettuce tasty. WHICH IS MORE CHALLENGING??Q?

# ¿ Jun 7, 2016 06:45

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

fatherboxx posted:

Welcome to Russia, the land of stchi, caviar, layered salads and baked mayonaisse

These are awesome.

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Once you get past the whole 'doll in a cake' thing, this cake has expert decoration.

# ¿ Jun 7, 2016 15:24

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

deadly_pudding posted:

I hope Australia's newfound love of American barbecue leads to fascinating new innovations in slow-cooked kangaroo. Please revolutionize our cuisine with your weird animals, friends.

Does a platypus count as poultry? Or does the Beaver tail mean it counts as fish?

# ¿ Jun 16, 2016 15:11

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

worthless. posted:

I'm getting the 'itis just looking at it. Would so hard, then would take a nap.

# ¿ Jun 23, 2016 09:07

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

Admiral Joeslop posted:

I love sausage gravy with the charred remains of Aunt Beru and Uncle Owen.

# ¿ Jun 26, 2016 17:54

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

Quiet Feet posted:

Yup.

Also try raisin bran with bacon bits or Fruit Loops with Manischevitz.

No no no, the Reince Preibus is Froot Loops with Baileys, not Manischevitz.

Auto-complete has no idea what's going on in this post.

# ¿ Jun 29, 2016 08:18

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

bringmyfishback posted:

BLUE CAKE TACOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aww yeah, being an American is rad as hell.

# ¿ Jul 1, 2016 15:16

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

Giant Isopod posted:

There's only one acceptable reason to make tiny foods:

Joey Chesnut, get ready, a new challenger has arrived :3:

# ¿ Jul 6, 2016 17:24

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

Wanamingo posted:

I feel like whatever ideas come out of this will never match none pizza with left beef.

The simple smear of mustard from the first burger builder thread was great.

# ¿ Jul 23, 2016 09:39

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

angerbeet posted:

Wait, ready in minutes? I thought this was America, I want my churroreos now!

It also claims 20 bites. I plan to unhinge my jaw and eat the whole box of churros in one glorious bite.

# ¿ Jul 27, 2016 20:28

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

BraveUlysses posted:

Where were you,
when they dressed the salad of sadness?
Did it make you feel like crying?

Give me your lettuce, your lime, your tomato tossed, yearning to be free.
I lift my Ranch beside the golden door.

# ¿ Jul 29, 2016 19:36

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

Julias posted:

I would eat the spiked cake.

Happy Birthday to you~

The party with that cake is guaranteed to be amazing.

# ¿ Aug 13, 2016 16:00

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

RareAcumen posted:

Why is that meat full of teeth?

To me they look like the cross section of ~~shrimp~~ small pastries.

Still horrifying.

# ¿ Aug 16, 2016 15:35

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

ACES CURE PLANES posted:

In my house son, if something doesn't have at least three kinds of garlic, it isn't going on the table.

Garlic is sold by the head and consumed by the same amount. My life became much easier with the "put cloves between two bowls and shake the poo poo out it" method to peel off the paper.

# ¿ Aug 17, 2016 09:18

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

mostlygray posted:

I've always understood the gunk that Calvin ate for dinner.

For desert, oatmeal cookies seasoned with wheat germ and unsweetened carob. No flour. For decadence, you could put honey on them. One would normally pocket them and then dispose of them quietly. No one should suffer unsweetened carob.

Carolus Linneaus would classify that as lovely.

# ¿ Aug 20, 2016 15:00

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

SynthOrange posted:

Yes the wall will have its own place setting too

Maybe it's for Elijah. Guess returning from heaven doesn't mean you get a place to sit.

edit: gently caress, beaten

# ¿ Aug 21, 2016 18:19

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

sweeperbravo posted:

This cannot be food. This is part of a 3D exhibition of the Bristol Stool Chart.

If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down, if it's that go see a doctor.

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# ¿ Sep 2, 2016 08:15

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

bringmyfishback posted:

also this, what is this?

Looks like a large stuffed poblano pepper going by the scale of the spoon and coffee pot. If so, yes!

# ¿ Sep 10, 2016 14:47

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

ulmont posted:

That looks more like grits with loose corn to me. Google image search claims is it is in fact corn meal, so I'm claiming that as a win:
http://jroinafrica.blogspot.com/2010/10/food.html

Grits is a type of corn meal so yeah, that's loose corn in ground up corn.

Serve it with spicy sausage and I totally would.

# ¿ Sep 13, 2016 23:09

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

Pastry of the Year posted:

"noms! shredded chicken and white rice with so Italian seasoning and some melted cheese"

Add some broccoli and another veggie and it would become a decent meal just poorly photographed. Would nom.

# ¿ Sep 23, 2016 18:41

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

There is no way to copy Miracle Whip. It is uncopyable.

Old ads are kind of cool in that the whole recipe and instructions are right there. Holy poo poo 12 eggs in that pizza.

# ¿ Sep 26, 2016 19:20

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

Sakurazuka posted:

You'd think after all that effect to make rocks look like food you could take better photos of it

It looks gneiss to me.

# ¿ Sep 28, 2016 13:59

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

Whooping Crabs posted:

Nah, they look like schist

Also, that post with all of the crazy desserts: I would for most of them. The butterfly made of banana and kiwi fruit is too cute to eat :kimchi:

# ¿ Sep 29, 2016 14:26

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

Bacon Poptart BLT? Totally would.

# ¿ Oct 13, 2016 13:44

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

LogicalFallacy posted:

That's uh... not how you do pigs in a blanket, but at least this one look edible. I'm not sure about any of the other monstrosities from this post.

I'm gonna call it 'pigs on a couch' and yeah at least it's edible.

# ¿ Oct 13, 2016 23:43

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

Quid posted:

My cousin does not make attractive food,

I hope those are caramelized onions. Please please please be caramelized onions.

# ¿ Oct 22, 2016 14:46

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

Picnic Princess posted:

This looks like a crime scene.

# ¿ Oct 26, 2016 08:49

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

BraveUlysses posted:

don't doxx my doox

It was right there

# ¿ Oct 28, 2016 16:37

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# ¿ Apr 20, 2024 01:54

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

RNG posted:

This is like the "egg salad" definition of salad more than the salad-salad one and I'm pretty sure people would order it.

On reflection, someone, at some point, has gone to CiCi's pizza, gotten a salad bowl full of ranch dressing, torn their pizza into chunks, and eaten it with a fork/spoon.

That's exactly what half of my middle school class did on pizza day. Not CiCi's, but with the rectangular thing they called pizza.

# ¿ Nov 23, 2016 00:24

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