twoday posted:

Yeah, me too dawg.



breaded chicken, mashed potatoes, gravy thickened with flour, corn, macaroni, and I don't know what the little things are. The amount of carbs and lack of anything but carbs is disgusting. Still would eat this, though.

steinrokkan posted:

Don't call flatbreads pizza.

Insult Comic Barbie posted:

your mileage may vary if you don't like chewing your drinks.

iRend posted:

Remember: every fig has a dead, digested wasp inside!

Scathach posted:

gently caress Sam's Club. It's owned by Walmart and Walmart is full of poo poo. They treat their employees badly and their "raising everyone to $10/hr" meant that a ton of people-- me included-- got pay decreases so everyone on the bottom only made $10 and the press reported happy bullshit. Walmart is the worst loving place to work, followed quickly by Target.

PCOS Bill posted:

You needed to cool down jalapenos.

You needed to cool down jalapenos.

Kilo147 posted:

My school lunches were never that bad. Jesus, where is that, the deep south?

I am Toni Lippi posted:

Picnic Princess posted:

AKA why is it wet

Picnic Princess posted:

That's loving disgusting.

DekeThornton posted:

It's flour. Have you people never seen an actual proper loaf of sourdough bread?

Wanamingo posted:

This is just butter, right? Like, somebody's eating butter straight out of the tub?

twoday posted:

my cat is norris posted:

They sell something like this at a regional chain of convenience stores called Sheetz. They call them Walking Tacoz, and you can order them with a base of Doritos, Fritos, or Tostitos.

I'm a big fan of Sheetz for both the convenience and the food quality -- which is surprisingly not bad, on the "fast food" level -- but I've never been hungry enough to risk one of these.

Pomp posted:

I need that video of that russian guy cooking who just bites off chunks off carrot and spits it into the pan

Cyborg Franky posted:

You mean this guy? He's actually a Finn, not Russian.

Sakurazuka posted:

There's no way that was cooked right? It was in for like two minutes

Xen Tricks posted:

LOL yeah fuckin jimmy dean patties and frozen kolaches breakfast of goddamn kings right there, it's like passing up a waygu steak amirite

CuteStorm posted:

Someone posted the recipe video for this on my facebook feed.

It's "Molten Lava Lasagna".

CuteStorm posted:

Something involving tofu?

Samizdata posted:

So, speaking of AFP, one of my neighbors handed me a bag of Soylent, saying "You want to try this? I didn't like it." Prolly don't have it mixed right as I don't have the Official Soylent Pitcher™, but it pretty much tasted like watery oatmeal (consistency of gritty water). So, yeah. There's that.

MariusLecter posted:

Yeah, that's what I enjoy with my scoop of ice cream, a half loaf of bread.

bulletsponge13 posted:

While checking out in the grocers, I overheard three suburban moms loudly exclaiming the virtues of Taco Lasagna. One said to add a layer or two of "real Taco Bell" to make it taste "OMG amazing!"

I'm not saying they aren't right, but they were losing their god drat minds, and I am sure posting pictures of their off color mess on Facebook.

Sparr posted:

I made a Meatloaf Princess fanart

RNG posted:

I sort of get this. Any time I make a really involved meal I just want a cigarette and to stare at people eating it. The desire to eat it just vanishes.

iRend posted:

Local pub just facebooked some of their house-made sausages...

RareAcumen posted:

What's the best s'mores flavored junk food you can get somewhat reliably? I'm curious about it now because I saw the cereal, the poptarts, Pepperidge Farm and Chips Ahoy have cookies flavored like that...

Efexeye posted:

i mean, seriouseats is like the alton brown of internet recipe sites. they can both do 60 minutes on how to boil a loving egg

NLJP posted:

I'm starting to feel we need a ramen intervention itt

At least buy the spicy korean stuff