PYF Anti-Food Porn: the chili cheese corndog casserole recipe is on pg 1731

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Roro: Oct 9, 2012; HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

I had a Chicken Wannaburger the other day that would have fit in perfectly here. Greasy meat with a limp leaf of some lettuce and two wet slices of tomato. The cajun fries were good though. I don't like any of you enough to repeat the order for a trip report though, sorry (also I'm poor right now).

# ¿ Mar 6, 2016 00:40

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 01:12

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Schubalts posted:

Mission accomplished.

This reminds me of a video Dr Sandra Lee posted on Youtube.

# ¿ Mar 6, 2016 22:26

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EorayMel posted:

Fruit gives 50 health!

fruit salad

Yummy yummy?

# ¿ Mar 10, 2016 17:41

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Brawnfire posted:

My favorite was sloppily chopping the pizza instead of slicing it, because it apparently has the texture of an un-set cheesecake.

My favourite was the comment that earnestly wished that the creators of the pizza would get zika.

# ¿ Mar 13, 2016 19:24

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NotAnArtist posted:

if I did meth, this is all I would eat

Don't let your dreams be dreams.

# ¿ Mar 17, 2016 03:18

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EorayMel posted:

"The Oyster Loaf"

cannot decide if afp

Looks like a giant salmon en croute, which is delicious.

# ¿ Mar 17, 2016 23:09

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Tony Bologna posted:

Less probably, those slices have the distinctive markings of a Little Caesar's(The Mad Catz of pizza) Hot and Ready Cheese Pizza. Which last I checked was like a fiver for a large.

From the size of those slices, they look like the pizza was cut into eighths which would mean that Gamestop only paid $1.20 for two slices and marked them up to the $14.99.
Seems about right to be honest.

# ¿ Mar 21, 2016 00:35

Roro: Oct 9, 2012; HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

Who cooks eggs in condoms, for fucks sake?

Everyone knows you use them to cook spaghetti.

# ¿ Mar 21, 2016 16:05

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Arivia posted:

Gotta be honest, I kind of want to try onion-potato lasagne side dish. Once. I imagine it's incredibly unhealthy and heavy.

Carbs and fat in high abundance. So it would probably be delicious since the body always likes those things, but it would also probably be really bland.

# ¿ Mar 21, 2016 20:51

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twoday posted:

Yeah, me too dawg.

breaded chicken, mashed potatoes, gravy thickened with flour, corn, macaroni, and I don't know what the little things are. The amount of carbs and lack of anything but carbs is disgusting. Still would eat this, though.

That's called "corn", buddy.

# ¿ Mar 22, 2016 20:12

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EorayMel posted:

Naught but a pale husk!
_{_{guess the food}}

Depression.

# ¿ Mar 29, 2016 10:19

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bringmyfishback posted:

Uteri or intestines? I thought it was the former but the way they curl is a little more like intestines.

# ¿ Mar 29, 2016 17:16

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cash crab posted:

Please don't tell me this is ice cream and BBQ sauce or something.

Scrambled eggs on toast, I think.

# ¿ Mar 30, 2016 12:56

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Imagine hitting it with something.
Oh god, stop imagining that! Noo!

# ¿ Mar 30, 2016 22:21

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Gridlocked posted:

Return of the #wifematerial loose corn, wet mashed something and really pink meat.

Looks like sliced rare steak with either a carrot mash or a carrot and turnip mash?

# ¿ Mar 31, 2016 23:16

Roro: Oct 9, 2012; HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

Looks like the kind of syringe we use with dog/cat meloxicam.

# ¿ Apr 6, 2016 17:40

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MariusLecter posted:

Please don't share needles with your pets and give them aids you crack whore.

It's not crack, it's just for pain relief! You can't prove anything! :argh:

# ¿ Apr 6, 2016 18:29

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EorayMel posted:

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed.
One fell off and bumped his head.
Mama called the doctor and the doctor said,
"No more monkeys jumping on the bed!"

Tag your gore/~~pomegranates~~figs, asswipe.

# ¿ Apr 8, 2016 20:00

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Picnic Princess posted:

Why yes, that is a perfectly normal pizza.

It doesn't have to be bad food to be anti-food porn. That's an ugly photo.

# ¿ Apr 10, 2016 12:52

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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

I got a bingo, guys!

# ¿ Apr 15, 2016 14:25

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Eponine posted:

I don't want to go to the future.

Ffffffffutuuuuure!

# ¿ Apr 18, 2016 01:49

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drrockso20 posted:

I've heard Lamprey is actually pretty good(enough so that one of the King Henry's died from eating too many of them), but man is that a ghastly picture(like imagine an animal with a more normal head in place of it, and I think you'll get what I mean)

Isn't that a cake?

# ¿ Apr 18, 2016 12:19

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subpar anachronism posted:

Vomit cake.

# ¿ Apr 18, 2016 22:45

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Spanish Manlove posted:

Just a touch... A touch too much~

# ¿ Apr 27, 2016 16:42

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Wanamingo posted:

This is just butter, right? Like, somebody's eating butter straight out of the tub?

It's vanilla ice cream and nothing anyone says will convince me otherwise.

# ¿ Apr 27, 2016 22:49

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RareAcumen posted:

The fact that you sneezed all over your chicken is really helping things here.

Thanks for the mental image that made me retch. Really appreciate it. :barf:

# ¿ May 2, 2016 01:53

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Samizdata posted:

Not going to lie, I like me some jalapenos split longwise, with a chunk of cream cheese stuffed in there. Not battered and fried or anything, just so.

Seeds in or out?

# ¿ May 3, 2016 12:20

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cash crab posted:

My roommates used to call that "sad salad". Leftovers in a wrap or a pita, so you could pretend it was its own meal.

Please explain that purple stuff, though.

I thought that was poorly lit steak.

# ¿ May 4, 2016 16:05

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Tiggum posted:

Kangaroo. I mostly just photographed it because I know PCOS Bill can't stand the sight of underdone meat, and then when the photo turned out so badly I had another reason to post it.

What does kangaroo taste like? Aldi has sold it in the past I think but I never tried it.

# ¿ May 4, 2016 17:14

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EorayMel posted:

Behold.

It's rude to share photos of your own faeces unless it's with your doctor for medical reasons.
On that note, you should probably go see your doctor.

# ¿ May 17, 2016 00:21

Roro: Oct 9, 2012; HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

You're a terrible gimmick poster, PCOS Bill. I hope all your steaks are overdone.

# ¿ May 21, 2016 23:13

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Xen Tricks posted:

Home-grown AFP from a local grocery store

I sure do love beige loaf with my brown slop

So what are your ~favourite Mexican condiments~?

# ¿ May 30, 2016 01:07

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Trillian posted:

No, that means burritos are a pizza.

I'd say they're more a calzone.

# ¿ May 30, 2016 12:33

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EorayMel posted:

Your hands are an Ideal machine for feces throwing. Maybe.

To win you must hit every person.

That's a huge lump of sheep poo poo. Should probably call the vet in.

# ¿ Jun 21, 2016 23:54

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Haifisch posted:

"Mashed Tofu Salada w/ Avocado & Cream Cheese" (2 tbsp mayo, and no ingredients matching the leafy garnish)

Did they seriously use broccoli as a garnish?

# ¿ Jul 19, 2016 10:00

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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

That's the whole point--it's a deterrent. Next time you dine out and things aren't quite the way you'd like them and you're thinking about maybe sending something back to the kitchen, you'll remember the time you complained and were made a fool of when the poor overworked chef that slaved over your delicious meal had to come all the way out to your table, neglecting other patrons' meals, to ask what was wrong with it. You're supposed to be weirded out when it happens because the intent is to humiliate you so you don't do it again.

For gently caress's sake, the guy just wanted to know why his food was cold. Why should he be humiliated for that? Why can't somebody just say, "The middle is supposed to be cold, but if you don't like it, it can be heated up"? Like, if he's being a huge dick about it then sure, shame the guy all you want but there's this ridiculous attitude in this thread that all chefs are completely infallible and that if you don't like what they cooked exactly how they cooked it then you should gently caress off.
I was once served a piece of battered cod that was still cold in the middle. Should I have just eaten it? No, I sent that fucker back to be cooked properly.

# ¿ Jul 27, 2016 22:26

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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

Surely nobody thinks that when the chef makes a point of dropping everything to come "make sure the meal is to your liking" when you send a dish back, he or she is doing it out of a sincere desire to make you as happy as possible?

I'm not saying it's not a colossally lovely thing to do--it totally is--but the point is driven home very clearly when you see some loudmouthed redneck bitching about how he ordered his steak "VERY WELL DONE DAG NAMMIT" and the chef stands at his table, oozing contempt, holding a hockey puck that was once a T-bone.

Maybe this is a freedomland thing?

No it's not a freedomland thing, because I don't live in America but I would expect at least the wait-staff to explain why a meal is served the way it is if I have a concern about it. I don't care about having the chef come out and hold my hand gently as they talk me through the cooking process, just have someone say politely why a meal is what it is.

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

I thought it was exactly what happened?

The chef was a little bitch about it, allegedly.

# ¿ Jul 27, 2016 23:45

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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

Guys I'm still really bummed out by that side salad

It's okay, salad is just an urban legend.

# ¿ Aug 1, 2016 13:55

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Darkpenguin posted:

This looks like how depression feels.

# ¿ Aug 2, 2016 14:49

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 01:12

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Zipperelli. posted:

I'm legit curious as to why they have a pizza cutter with an obviously delivered pizza... I've never seen a place NOT cut their pizza before sending it out.

Sometimes they're sloppy cutters or don't cut all the way through.

# ¿ Aug 3, 2016 23:39

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