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Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

rrrrrrrrrrribs







edited to add bonus rrrrrrrrrrribs

Pastry of the Year has a new favorite as of 14:34 on Apr 19, 2016

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Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


Thanks Rob

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

cash crab posted:


Also, I love this because the answer to "Who could ask for more?" is answered by the child. "Me," he says, "I want more. Feed me real food, you crazy bitch. I am calling CPS."



welp, cool, thanks

(p.s. baked "luncheon meat" is extremely good, especially with like a marmelade glaze or something)

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

That's a catfood millefeuille

A petit-fourrrrrrrrgh

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


If you were a scallop, this would be your stepdad's weird friend with no discernible means of support who would come over, disappear into your basement for hours, and then give you five bucks and a handful of butterscotches on his way out the door.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

RareAcumen posted:

Sure, but is the cancer Centre the place where all the cancer is concentrated or somewhere you go for cancer treatment?

Practically speaking, both.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

well now I know why my vegan no-bake Cereal Water Tofu Meatloaf wasn't turning out right

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Xen Tricks posted:

Leek, eggplant, and injera? What the gently caress is that stuff

Counterclockwise from top: tofu, zucchini, and fennel

A grad student made this.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

zedprime posted:

You have been captured by an evil genius and he doesn't understand the joy of eating. For the rest of your life, he gives you the choice of soylent, dilberitos, or nutraloaf. Which do you pick?

Dilberitos, because if I have to give up the pleasure of an interesting and varied diet, I'm drat sure not giving up the pleasure of Richter-scale flatulence

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Tashilicious posted:

I was looking for a video or something of someone making a loaf and eating it. This little lone sad picture is almost worse. It looks like a sad mixture between dry feta and underbaked pound cake :(

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


One of my very favorite things in the whole world is how that one particular disk image of The Oregon Trail that was dumped however many years (decades, even?) ago, the one that Andy played, has become The One Canonical Copy of that game, so that pretty much everyone immediately associates The Oregon Trail with peperony and chease.



I hope it is not too late to wife her

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

My Lovely Horse posted:

Post the other two.

All aboard for disappointment



The other one's just a picture of the outside of their restaurant.

ETA the obligatory: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXerF6crDRs

Pastry of the Year has a new favorite as of 16:43 on Sep 7, 2016

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


Come to think of it, miniature fat sandwiches on hot dog buns would be extremely my poo poo.

:goonsay:

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

#wifeme is just such a great hashtag because you've got stuff like this





and then people who are also kind of terrible at food but at least in on the joke



I love this.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013







sweet potatoes







by god I'll make someone finally admit to Pizza Rules

edit:


mods

Pastry of the Year has a new favorite as of 15:54 on Sep 13, 2016

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

perfect

PYF AFP, heute auf Deutsch:

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


Please stay out of my house.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Danger Mahoney posted:

Bar-S balogna has a welcoming irredescent shine to it, like a tasty morning oil slick. Also it is the only luncheon meat I know of that has a serial number stamped on the casing.

Bar-S is beginning to sound like a brand you have to sign a release form to purchase

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

a Classic Yummy for just ten dollars?!

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

mds2 posted:

Tomboys, that's where it's at. Red as a dogs dick.

That's... vivid. :catstare:

If one or more of you people are actually social media marketing shills in the pocket of Bar-S trying to pull some sort of stunt-eating reverse whammy, it's kinda working; I sort of want to get a pack of those this weekend just to see

Until then, I'll just have to whet my appetite for hot dogs with this:



that's a god damned carrot :ssh:



oranges, tomatoes, hot dogs, and Smarties :confused:



oops



look

look

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

actually I take that back

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Tashilicious posted:

when did you break into PCOS Bill's house?

I'm like one of those elves that breaks in and repairs a bunch of shoes while you sleep except instead of repairing shoes I fill your fridge with Bar-S hot dogs

ETA:

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

cyberia posted:

Actually, I think you'll find the true pizza was the friendships you developed throughput your journey.

Mother 4 plot looking good

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Crust First posted:

No pizza rules.


It took me an hour to figure out what this pizza reminded me of

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



"and now the lasagnia"



"caul slaw"



"mash"



"see it glisen"



"out and about"



"ha ha the last scene"



"i taste tested the litte hot dog"



"first emotion of garlic bread"

There are many, many more.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

White Castle is good.

This, described as "White Castle cheeseburgers with homemade bacon cream cheese frosting", is bad.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Somfin posted:

That's just a lovely lasagna

Perhaps the same could be said of all midwestern foodstuffs :sigh:



You have hurt the feelings of the Midwestern people.

Go back 3 spaces.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



Up top, what I am told is supposed to be a Sloppy Joe. The other things on the plate are open to interpretation.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

steinrokkan posted:

No need to illustrate the ongoing scat discussion, please!



Sociopastry posted:

Also some of us have sensitive stomachs. I miss you, dairy. :(

AFP: Melt The Cheese Edition



"Cheese filled hotdogs, with melted cheese on the outside"



"he put rice and melted cheddar cheese in a taco shell"



"Melted Grilled Cheese Sandwich with a glass cup of Pina Colada"



"nacho cheese doritos with melted shredded cheese and crushed up funyuns on top"



"noms! shredded chicken and white rice with so Italian seasoning and some melted cheese"



:confused:

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

cash crab posted:

Noms! (Seriously, is that Velveeta?)

Everything I know, you know.



Toad in the Nope

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

EorayMel posted:

rich beef bolognese



We know a certain fjord in Norway, near where the spaghetti gathers in great shoals.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



Penthouse Pizza is a conversation maker

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



step six: serve hot

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013













Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

I feel like vomitating

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


Everyone should go play the stupid Flash game they made to promote Dilberitos





Collect em all for a Dilberito

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Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

I won

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