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gentle pete
Feb 21, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo

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gentle pete
Feb 21, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo
Cinnamon Toast Crunch Veggie Cereal; Vegan, Gluten-free. Serves one.





Ingredients
1. One medium/large zucchini, chopped
2. 5 oz. celery (about 4 large sticks), chopped
3. 1 medium carrot, grated and chopped (or 6 baby carrots)
4. 1/4-1/2 tsp cinnamon
5. 15 drops liquid stevia
6. 1 cup almond milk


Method
1. Add all your prepared veggies into a strainer and rinse briefly under cold water-just enough to get them wet. Drain but do not dry.
2. Place veggies in a large bowl and too with cinnamon and stevia. The cinnamon will stick to the veggies since they are wet (DROOOOOL). Use a spoon to toss yor lusciously cinnamon-coated "cereal".
3. Pour almond milk over and serve immediately.


Note: this is actually better than the original cinnamon toast crucb cereal, in my opinion! Plus-it's SUPER HEALTHY....AND it doesn't get soggy when you add the almond milk! SCORE!

gentle pete
Feb 21, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo

It looks sacred

gentle pete
Feb 21, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo

i want to die

gentle pete
Feb 21, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo

AlbieQuirky posted:

The answer is anorexia! Pretty much everything that person (The Fit Vegan Ginger on Instagram) posts belongs in this thread, except sometimes she has an apple or carrot sticks.


gentle pete
Feb 21, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo
It's "Chocolate #protein nice cream and crunchy #grainfree cereal bites for a pre-car ride #veganbreakfast 💗 " and "Black bean "steak" over shredded green cabbage with sautéed peppers and onions and salsa for #vegandinner 👌"

Here are some more of her #vegan #recipes







There's no description for the last one so I'm going to assume it's some kind of cum cracker.

gentle pete
Feb 21, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo

gentle pete
Feb 21, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo
edit: lol wrong thread

gentle pete has a new favorite as of 00:10 on Apr 12, 2016

gentle pete
Feb 21, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo

gentle pete
Feb 21, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo

:barf:

gentle pete
Feb 21, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo

gentle pete
Feb 21, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo

gentle pete
Feb 21, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo

gentle pete
Feb 21, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo

"My girlfriend made pizza i guess"

gentle pete
Feb 21, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo

gentle pete
Feb 21, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo

:gay:

gentle pete
Feb 21, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo

"Gelatinized Banana Bread Beer Stew with Veal Neck Bones"

gentle pete
Feb 21, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo
From the same guy:

"I made a vegan no-bake Cereal Water Tofu Meatloaf with ice cubes"

gentle pete
Feb 21, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo

NotAnArtist posted:

Dude's taking the piss.

That's the only explanation I'll accept for ''bucket of vomit'' and ''crackhead stool sample''

It's for real... she has a youtube channel and a website https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCj8GVyXXtGAZ0X4ErtN3sFQ

gentle pete
Feb 21, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo

gentle pete
Feb 21, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo

gentle pete
Feb 21, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD4tkPY82Pw

gentle pete
Feb 21, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ozpi0hdISJ0

gentle pete
Feb 21, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo

gentle pete
Feb 21, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo

InediblePenguin posted:

Did you know you can buy a plastic bucket full of instant bread and all you have to do is add water and let it sit

http://www.homecarenutrition.com/pureed-bread-mix

Apparently this is a picture of the finished product



:(

gentle pete
Feb 21, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo

I guess the white stuff is icing or whatever but I can't help but think it's mayo

gentle pete
Feb 21, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo

gentle pete
Feb 21, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo

Tashilicious posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_GhbMzrJH4

the angry bird meatloaf


"We're going to be stuffing this meatloaf so don't use the turkey or sardines yet"

It didn't seem that bad until she added the blue soda :stare:

gentle pete
Feb 21, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT0_1hLCVZg

:whitewater:

gentle pete
Feb 21, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAqAUZFFU5M

quote:

This fish meatloaf is Swedish in every sense of the word, from the herring(actual Swedish fish) to the Swedish fish candies to the Swedish Fish Oreos the Internet loves to hate on!

gentle pete
Feb 21, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo




gentle pete
Feb 21, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://www.instagram.com/keith_stroupe/
His latest meals seem a bit more edible

gentle pete
Feb 21, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo

gentle pete
Feb 21, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo

gentle pete
Feb 21, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo

gentle pete
Feb 21, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo

gentle pete
Feb 21, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo

gentle pete
Feb 21, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzghQxJUy6k

nothing like a nice hot bowl of mountain dew code black for dinner

with extra sugar

gentle pete
Feb 21, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo

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gentle pete
Feb 21, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo
'My bf's coworker dunks his tuna fish sandwich into lukewarm coffee for breakfast'

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