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Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

Samizdata posted:

Well, my stomach wakes up several hours out of the rest of me, so solid food is out until I am already at work and can't eat.

Oh. Wait.

WELCOME TO THE FUTURE!

What on earth does this even mean?

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Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

atholbrose posted:

The second season of The Katering Show is up on YouTube. Edit: And now there's a playlist.

You beat me to the punch... in this thread.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKbm4CDvO-A

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

Magikarpal Tunnel posted:

If you aren't sauteeing your gnocchi in the first place then what the gently caress are you doing with your life.

Good time to repost this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkXy12xVnRs

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

Otana posted:

It was at this point that I realized with horror that my roommate's habit of putting ingredients in unlabeled glass containers had tripped me up: I'd added almost a cup of powdered sugar to my curry.

Unless you skipped over a few steps, you added almost 1/4 cup of powdered sugar. Not 1 cup.

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

Efexeye posted:

not really food porn but i used to work at a mexican place where they let you make your own dinner every night

i think i ate a shredded chicken chimm of changa with rice, peas and sour cream every night for two straight years, they are god tier food

Why did your Mexican place have peas

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

Otana posted:

Thanks for the math, buddy!

You're... welcome? Seems like a pretty important distinction :shrug:



Loss.toast

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

Data Graham posted:

Thing is, porn is never shot like art, is it?

There are quite a few porn networks with 'art' in the name

Dogfart, for example

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
That site also has instantized pasta

The word "instantized" only brings to mind one thing

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
I'm a fan of the people who apparently feel dramatically ill and have heart attack symptoms after eating a single fast food item.

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
No pizza rules?

No, pizza rules!

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
Welcome to the world of mukbang.

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
Fried okra is good, pickled okra is good, gumbo with okra is good. I haven't found an application of okra I don't like and I wonder what weird rotten okra you guys have been eating.

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
you can't have a chicken goatse without the chicken ring

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

Rutibex posted:

I think the thread may enjoy this. I baked this cake for my mother last Mothers Day. I made the frosting from scratch! :downs:


I first read that as MDM before I realized it was MOM

there was a good joke in this post before I realized the drug is called MDMA

Olive! has a new favorite as of 03:56 on Sep 26, 2016

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

Thrifting Day! posted:

"Delicious lunch in between shopping"


I really wish that was ddukbokki but I know it's just overcooked penne :smith:

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
Mashed peas molded into the shape of a pile of peas + :airquote:meat:airquote: molded into the shape of corrugated cardboard. (And a scoop of potatoes.)

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

SPOOKILY A BIRD posted:

Can you imagine trying to explain your none pizza left beef necklace to somebody in real life? :allears:

"It, uh, represents my favorite constellation."

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

sweeperbravo posted:

a game of surface tension roulette

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

cash crab posted:

Quick note: Because of the second pizza, this is technically a sandwich and is thus subject to rules. Discuss.

Because it's a sandwich, it's also technically a hot dog! :eng101:

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

sweeperbravo posted:

Prefer pizza? Skip making this entirely and order pizza

You've brought up a good point here. Technically, this serving suggestion is a pizza!

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

Zipperelli. posted:

Incorrect: no dough

Please make sure to adhere to the pizza policy to avoid confusion as to what is and isn't pizza. Thank you.

Are you suggesting pizza requires uncooked dough? How do you think graham crackers are made?

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

Well, it would be satisfying to sink a knife into.

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
In the US at least it's common to mix up canned chicken with mayo into a gloopy mess and make sandwiches out of it. Insert political joke.

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

FPzero posted:

I don't get not using spices. Wars were fight over access to spices. Honor your dead ancestors and use salt for god's sake.

I agree, but also salt's not a spice

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
Just seems like a pecan pie without the pecans.

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

Xen Tricks posted:

That's red cooked meat you manchild goon

Reverse image search suggests it's a venison roast. I'm going to blame it on bad color balance.

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

What kind of a question is 'Where did you get tomato soup?'

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

Data Graham posted:

We're pretty spoiled these days honestly; you can get a quite edible and reasonably healthful Subway sandwich at the corner gas station.

Is this a joke I don't get, do you have a Subway built in to your gas station, or are you confused as to what the 'sub' in 'sub sandwich' is short for

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

The Snoo posted:



me, trying to eat less and lose weight: 👌👀👌👀 good poo poo go౦ԁ poo poo👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌poo poo right👌👌there👌👌👌

I call it 'chicken parmesan'

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

This comic was by the Nedroid guy, and Little Caesars recently stole it without giving credit to him.

https://twitter.com/nedroid/status/805922738774876160

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

gentle pete posted:

"I got a bread maker for Christmas. This is how my first loaf came out"


It's like they heard yeast was a fungus so they used oyster mushrooms instead

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

Schubalts posted:

That is Kraft parmesan cheese, isn't it.

Kraft parmesan doesn't melt or look anything like that. It's likely pre-grated mozzarella from a bag

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

Sweet As Sin posted:

A local place does this



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMNg0LiOKrE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9YnavIy8vM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3D3otJb9yPw

Here's a sushi chef creating horrible things. I assume the cameraman is holding up a gun just out of frame at all times.

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
Subway and Quiznos are both trash compared to Togo's. Apparently Togo's only exists in California though so...

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

RandomZero posted:

Pineapple on pizza :(



Hold up, where can I get pineapple slices on pizza? I've only ever seen it in chunks.

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
Due to poor planning at the super bowl party I attended, someone brought pizzas while someone else was already grilling hamburgers. I immediately knew what I had to do.
I put that goddamn burger patty between two slices of pizza, and it was loving delicious. No pizza rules.

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

Tiggum posted:

"Capsicum" isn't a vague term, it means these specifically:

It is an entire genus, of which chili peppers are the fruit

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

Panfilo posted:

I'll have my bloody mary garnished with a celery shaped chicken tender, please. You know what just replace the clamato with Buffalo sauce while you're at it.

If your Bloody Mary is made with Clamato it's a Bloody Caesar :eng101:

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

NewFatMike posted:

Weenies ruin an entire species of perfectly good food by removing the spice from habanero peppers. Or capsica or whatever:

http://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2017/02/13/514106139/this-heatless-habanero-packs-all-of-the-flavor-with-none-of-the-burn

They already fuckin did it with jalapenos already. There's no such thing as a spicy jalapeno any more.

e: why did I capitalize jalapeno? I'm leaving now

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Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

Pomp posted:

Hirohiko Araki

:hf:

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